
Alien Abduction for Milkmen
The Intergalactic Guide to Humans, Book 6
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Skye MacKinnon
About this listen
The new laugh-out-loud gay alien romance by USA Today best-selling author Skye MacKinnon!
Alien scientist Bainne never meant to cause the apocalypse, but a simple mistake means planet Earth is suddenly in the grip of the Great Curdle. He’ll need the help of milkman Kenneth to figure out what went wrong and how to fix it.
As the two unlikely allies try to save the world, they realize their shared interest in milk isn’t the only thing they have in common….
A hilarious, steamy M/M romance between a nerdy alien and a hunky human milkman, 100 percent lactose free!
©2022 Skye MacKinnon (P)2022 Skye MacKinnonListeners also enjoyed...
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