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J.S. Cooper
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Can you imagine having a one-night stand with the one guy you absolutely cannot stand?
Trust me when I say you do not want to make the same mistake I did.
His name is Colton. Colton Hart. He's my brother's best friend. My nemesis. The man who fired me after working for him for one hour.
Now he's my latest mistake.
It's all the fault of my best friend Isabel and her spiked eggnog. And the masks. And that one slow dance at my brother's work party that got me all hot and bothered.
I didn't know it was him. Not until we were outside, pressed against the wall devouring each other. He doesn't believe I didn't realize it was him at first.
The next morning my brother found me in his bedroom—with Colton's boxers in my hand. FML! So I pretended I was there to do his laundry as his new assistant.
Colton's smirk tells me that he thinks that this is something I've always wanted. But it's not true. I do not want Colton Hart. In fact, all I want for Christmas is not him.
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- Unabridged
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I just announced my engagement to a hot billionaire. Yes, you read that right. A billionaire. My family is ecstatic and already celebrating. Only they don't know the truth. My engagement is faker than my Chanel handbag. My fake fiancé, Jackson Pruitt, is paying me to pretend to be in love with him so he can inherit his family's company. How cliché! My parents are planning free trips to Fiji. I'm counting down the days to end this thing. They don't know he's the same man I had a one-night stand with. Or the man who was super annoyed when Lenny at the bodega gave me his number.
By: J.S. Cooper
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Eggnog, Mistletoe, & Noah St. James
- A Holly Jolly St. James Christmas, Book 1
- By: J. S. Cooper
- Narrated by: Marie Hawkins
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Seriously...Christmas used to be my favorite time of year. The presents, the spiked eggnog, kissing handsome men under mistletoe. And then he came into my life. Or rather, I came into his life, under a little bit of a pretense.
By: J. S. Cooper
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Worst Date Ever
- The Worst Ever Series, Book 1
- By: J. S. Cooper
- Narrated by: Laurie West, Christian Black
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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It had been one year, two months and seventeen days since my last date. So my best friend Abby decided to sign me up for a dating app. She guaranteed that she could get me the best date of my life within one week. I didn’t really want to do it, but I figured what did I have to lose? Turns out that I had.
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ONLY FEMALE NARRATOR
- By Steph D. on 10-17-21
By: J. S. Cooper
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Falling for Finn
- By: Brooke Fox
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Aiden Snow
- Length: 6 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Falling for Finn isn’t part of my plan. He’s older, moody, and complains about everything I do. His family flies me three thousand miles out to their orchard farm in Vermont to do a painting for their centennial celebration. It’s an opportunity of a lifetime to do a piece for the Bennetts, but I don’t expect my clients’ grandson to rope me into a fake dating scheme. When his ex-girlfriend shows up expecting to sleep in the cottage I’m currently in, I volunteer to stay with Finn to keep up appearances that we’re together.
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Fun Fall Romance
- By Jessica Safley on 11-20-24
By: Brooke Fox
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Mistletoe Kisses with the Mountain Man
- By: Lilah Hart
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 56 mins
- Unabridged
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He's estranged from his family. But when he meets her, he starts to remember what's important in life. All I want is to buy a Christmas tree on Black Friday. Is that too much to ask? But the Christmas tree lot is deserted, and I can't carry a tree to my vehicle alone even if someone was around to sell it to me. All of a sudden a hunky mountain man shows up. Turns out, he's part of the family who owns this property. When he offers to help me with the tree, how can I resist? And how can I ever leave town, knowing the man of my dreams is here? Mistletoe Kisses with the Mountain Man is an OTT ...
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Ian and Kayleigh
- By A.Fernandez on 11-26-24
By: Lilah Hart
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Mid-Thirties Slightly Hot Mess Female Seeking Billionaire
- By: J.S. Cooper
- Narrated by: CJ Bloom, Lance Greenfield
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
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I'm seeking a billionaire. I will also settle for a millionaire. Sorry, I'm not interested in any salesmen looking to sell me a time-share or a part of their animal balloon company (been there, done that). If interested, please respond before Monday morning so I don't have to go to work.
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Hilarious
- By Private on 09-26-24
By: J.S. Cooper
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Never Been Tamed
- Single and Sassy in the City, Book 3
- By: J.S. Cooper
- Narrated by: Vincent Skye, Amanda Stribling
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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I just announced my engagement to a hot billionaire. Yes, you read that right. A billionaire. My family is ecstatic and already celebrating. Only they don't know the truth. My engagement is faker than my Chanel handbag. My fake fiancé, Jackson Pruitt, is paying me to pretend to be in love with him so he can inherit his family's company. How cliché! My parents are planning free trips to Fiji. I'm counting down the days to end this thing. They don't know he's the same man I had a one-night stand with. Or the man who was super annoyed when Lenny at the bodega gave me his number.
By: J.S. Cooper
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Eggnog, Mistletoe, & Noah St. James
- A Holly Jolly St. James Christmas, Book 1
- By: J. S. Cooper
- Narrated by: Marie Hawkins
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Seriously...Christmas used to be my favorite time of year. The presents, the spiked eggnog, kissing handsome men under mistletoe. And then he came into my life. Or rather, I came into his life, under a little bit of a pretense.
By: J. S. Cooper
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Worst Date Ever
- The Worst Ever Series, Book 1
- By: J. S. Cooper
- Narrated by: Laurie West, Christian Black
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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It had been one year, two months and seventeen days since my last date. So my best friend Abby decided to sign me up for a dating app. She guaranteed that she could get me the best date of my life within one week. I didn’t really want to do it, but I figured what did I have to lose? Turns out that I had.
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ONLY FEMALE NARRATOR
- By Steph D. on 10-17-21
By: J. S. Cooper
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Falling for Finn
- By: Brooke Fox
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Aiden Snow
- Length: 6 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Falling for Finn isn’t part of my plan. He’s older, moody, and complains about everything I do. His family flies me three thousand miles out to their orchard farm in Vermont to do a painting for their centennial celebration. It’s an opportunity of a lifetime to do a piece for the Bennetts, but I don’t expect my clients’ grandson to rope me into a fake dating scheme. When his ex-girlfriend shows up expecting to sleep in the cottage I’m currently in, I volunteer to stay with Finn to keep up appearances that we’re together.
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Fun Fall Romance
- By Jessica Safley on 11-20-24
By: Brooke Fox
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Mistletoe Kisses with the Mountain Man
- By: Lilah Hart
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Performance
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He's estranged from his family. But when he meets her, he starts to remember what's important in life. All I want is to buy a Christmas tree on Black Friday. Is that too much to ask? But the Christmas tree lot is deserted, and I can't carry a tree to my vehicle alone even if someone was around to sell it to me. All of a sudden a hunky mountain man shows up. Turns out, he's part of the family who owns this property. When he offers to help me with the tree, how can I resist? And how can I ever leave town, knowing the man of my dreams is here? Mistletoe Kisses with the Mountain Man is an OTT ...
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Ian and Kayleigh
- By A.Fernandez on 11-26-24
By: Lilah Hart
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A Very Merry Mistake
- A Very Merry Standalone
- By: Lyra Parish
- Narrated by: Thomas Oakley, Samantha Cook
- Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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A sexy cinnamon-roll lumberjack offers me a ride into town, a stay at his cozy cabin, and eventually his bed. All things I can't refuse. After several flirty glances and heated mistletoe kisses, we create rules: no strings attached and no falling in love. Agreeing to the impossible might be my biggest mistake yet. I visited the small town for one reason only: to prove a point to my father. Now I've got a fake boyfriend.
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Wow I couldn’t finish this
- By Ellen Ellis on 01-21-25
By: Lyra Parish
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Don't Quit the Day Job
- The Annoying Hot Bosses Club, Book 1
- By: J.S. Cooper
- Narrated by: Josie Vargas, Lucas Dixon
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Dear Grumpy Horrible Boss, You suck as a lawyer. I don't even know how you passed the bar. Or how you sleep at night taking clients like Jack Whittington. Just in case you didn't know, you can't fire me just because I have a part-time job working bachelor parties. What I do on the weekend is none of your business and not a part of my employment contract. If I want to go back to wearing coconut bikinis and popping out of cakes, I can. As soon as I get my big break as an actress, I will be leaving your employ. I am literally counting down the days.
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narrator is terrible !!
- By Anonymous User on 02-09-25
By: J.S. Cooper
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Big & Bossy
- Boulder Billionaires, Book 1
- By: Mia Mara
- Narrated by: Savannah Rivers, Xander Marceaux
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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I had no choice but to disappear that night. It ripped my frickin' heart out. Now I'm moving my headquarters to Boulder with one objective: Win Mandy back. Damn, this is going to be hard. She's feisty and sassy and doesn't obey my orders. She wears short skirts on purpose—just to drive me wild. My dark past is following me. This fake engagement will keep her safe. But I'll show her how real my love is.
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Fictional men are stupid too
- By Brandie Spencer on 12-30-24
By: Mia Mara
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Her Ruthless Warrior
- Syndicates, Book 1
- By: R.G. Angel
- Narrated by: Summer Roberts, Brian Nishii
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Nothing wrecks an already bad day faster than almost getting hit by a car. But then he rescued me. My mysterious, sexy savior wore danger as easily as he wore his black-on-black clothes. And still, I wasn't afraid of him. I should've been. Because after one misunderstanding, the man I thought would love me forever showed me just how ruthless and cold he really is. I trusted him with my heart once and it broke me. I can't afford to make that mistake again.
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The writer made the guy sounds like a baby
- By Sean Roberts on 02-18-25
By: R.G. Angel
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Wife
- Betrothed, Book 1
- By: Penelope Sky
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo, Lia Langola
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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I was 21 when the gypsy read my future: As punishment for your crimes, you will only love one woman...but she'll never love you back. I didn't believe a word of it. Until I met Sofia Romano almost 10 years later. I fell hard for this woman. Would die for this woman. But she left me. Now, years have passed, and Sofia needs a husband. Her father is gone, and her mother is trying to marry her off to a man that can protect their family, protect their company. Now, it's my chance to have the only woman I've ever loved...and I'll make sure she feels the same way.
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DELIVER ME FROM THIS FEMALE NARRATION
- By Ya Book Girl on 11-06-19
By: Penelope Sky
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Naughty-ish
- A Naughty Next-Door Neighbor Holiday Romance
- By: L.B. Dunbar
- Narrated by: Stella Hunter, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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With the name Holliday, you’d think I’d be all about the Christmas season. Most years, I am, but this one not so much. Between my ex being a real Scrooge-in-the-backside, re-entering the workforce, wrangling my two children, and evading my eight-year-old’s questions about Santa’s existence, I’m struggling to believe in the magic myself.
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Loved it!
- By Kaitlin Kelsey on 12-13-23
By: L.B. Dunbar
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BFF’ed
- Brothers in Arms, Book 1
- By: Kate Aster
- Narrated by: Lynn Barrington, Mason Lloyd
- Length: 4 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Mason Adler: Hot. Cocky. Sugarcoated Bad Boy. The type of man who knocks the big "O" clear to the front of the alphabet every time. Wrap up that eight-pack with Navy khakis and top it off with a shiny SEAL Trident, the kind that makes the girls swoon. That's Mason. My best friend. For me, he's off limits. Now that I've finished college, I need to focus on my writing career. And without his help, I don't stand a chance. But I need something from him. Something only he can give me.
By: Kate Aster
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The Billionaire Scrooge Next Door
- By: Olivia Hayle
- Narrated by: Meg Price, Neill Thorne
- Length: 4 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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I go home to Fairhill for the holidays to escape my cramped city apartment and failed career. My to-do’s are spending time with family, eating turkey, and watching bad Christmas movies. Reigniting my crush on my brother’s former best friend was not on the list.
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Perfect for Christmas
- By readingcornercozy on 12-30-23
By: Olivia Hayle
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A Doctor's Snowed In Christmas Wish
- A Clean, Age Gap Holiday Romance (Sweet Christmas Kisses Series)
- By: Daisy Flynn
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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At the pinnacle of my career, a patient’s death sends my world into a tailspin. I had a million-dollar practice, a luxurious Manhattan apartment, and a reputation as one of NYC’s top surgeons. Then a patient dies, and my reputation is challenged. Exonerated in a lawsuit from any wrong-doing, The truth lags far behind. Depressed and disillusioned from the experience, A tranquil island off the coast beckons. Surprised to fall for a beautiful, compassionate woman during a snowstorm, My future’s outlook is turned upside-down. She’s built a simple life in a community she loves and ...
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Terrible narration
- By Kindle Customer on 12-11-24
By: Daisy Flynn
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My Favorite Boss
- By: Melanie Moreland
- Narrated by: Maxine Mitchell, John Lane
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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My new boss—Alexander Bane. Aptly named since he’s the bane of my existence. Please isn’t in his vocabulary. He grunts, growls, and demands. If only he didn’t look so sexy when doing so. If only his mouth weren’t so addictive when kissing mine. He’s quickly becoming my favorite boss. Which is wrong. My new assistant is an unwelcomed distraction. Snarky, witty, always smiling. Constantly putting me in my place. Making me second-guess my decisions.
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🩵🩵Fantastic Narration!🩵🩵
- By 🌼Daisy H. on 09-23-24
By: Melanie Moreland
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The Holiday Games
- The One Where the Small Town Girl Flees to NYC, Falls for a Big City Hottie, and Has a Non-Denominational, Feel Good Holiday with Lots of Hot Cocoa and Kisses Under the Mistletoe
- By: Lili Valente
- Narrated by: Sebastian York, Lili Valente
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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My name is Caroline "Candy" Cane, I own a country inn, date a man who runs a Christmas tree farm, and my mom's peppermint fudge wins first place at the Reindeer Corners' festival every year. Basically, I'm living every romance-loving girlie's small town dream. Until a last minute trip to New York City leads to catching my boyfriend banging a Rockette (in full elf costume). So, when I'm offered a chance to star in a hospitality-themed reality show, I jump at the chance to serve hot cocoa in roller skates on national television.
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Holiday Twist
- By BrieWhale on 12-30-24
By: Lili Valente
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Rebel
- Wolfes of Manhattan, Book 1
- By: Helen Hardt
- Narrated by: Troy Duran, Kendall Taylor
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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When Rock Wolfe was fourteen, he tried to kill his father. Twenty years later, someone else finished the job. Now Rock is returning to New York for the reading of the billionaire's will. No way did Derek Wolfe leave anything to his oldest son, but according to Rock's brother, his presence is required. Estate attorney Lacey Ward isn't looking forward to the reading. None of Derek Wolfe's children will be happy, least of all his oldest. When Rock enters the conference room, Lacey is stunned.
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Cliffhanger
- By D2niteowl on 06-13-21
By: Helen Hardt