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Narrated by:
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CJ Bloom
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Lance Greenfield
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By:
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J.S. Cooper
About this listen
To Whom It May Concern,
This is a long shot.
I'm seeking a billionaire. I will also settle for a millionaire. Sorry, I'm not interested in any salesmen looking to sell me a time-share or a part of their animal balloon company (been there, done that).
I am not a gold digger, though you may not believe that. I have references. Ask all my broke exes and my best friends.
To be fair, I am not a glamorous model, actress, or professional dancer. I do, however, take pole dancing lessons (for fun, of course, not dollar bills).
I am an educated (still have the student loans to prove it), open-minded (toy stores are fun, and not for games), fairly cute (when I try), only a little curvy (those last thirty pounds don't want to leave) single female. I want to be swept off my feet, wined, dined, and bedded in ways that make me forget my name.
I have a job (that I hate), with a boss who makes me want to jump off a cliff. However, my friends make up for the day job. I'm ready for an adventure—and possibly a penthouse with a maid and a design budget.
If interested, please respond before Monday morning so I don't have to go to work.
Love,
Sultry Sassy Sarah
Note to self: don't write stupid ads while half drunk and hanging out with immature, obnoxious friends. Certainly, do not post them on the internal company message thread by mistake. Do not freak out when your boss says he wants to see you in the office first thing Monday morning. And please never make a joke, asking how many dollar bills he has to make it rain, ever again.
I'm dead meat.
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I had no choice but to disappear that night. It ripped my frickin' heart out. Now I'm moving my headquarters to Boulder with one objective: Win Mandy back. Damn, this is going to be hard. She's feisty and sassy and doesn't obey my orders. She wears short skirts on purpose—just to drive me wild. My dark past is following me. This fake engagement will keep her safe. But I'll show her how real my love is.
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Grandpa Joe
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I hate my boss. Like, loathe him. Two years ago, he semi-broke my heart and he still doesn’t remember who I am. Okay so I was covered in electric blue body paint, and wearing a wig, but is that a good excuse to not remember the girl you said was your destiny? Now I’m stuck working for the jerk because only he can give me the job I really want—manager of his hotel. When he needs a fake fiancé for business reasons, there’s an easy solution—blackmail. He has to give me a trial run as hotel manager in return for wearing his ring.
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Female narrator issues
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- 09-26-24
Hilarious
I laughed a lot during this book! The pole dance bet was hysterical 🤣🤣🤣.
I appreciated the uptodate dialog, music references, and body image for both male and female characters.
Im never a fan of drawn out angst drama.
There’s angst in the storyline but their banter made it feel very light.
The performance was ok. I always like Bloom! Greenfield was ok, He has an awkward emphasis at the end of sentences and he’s a bit high pitched and I prefer a deeper tone.
Overall it’s worth it! Going to get the next book too!
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