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Chloe Archer
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Seasons greetings and alien abductions!
Khephren: There’s no way in Helgar's Nebula I’m marrying the candidate my parents have chosen for me. I don’t want to be the house-husband of some stoic warrior who only cares about training all day. Boring! Thankfully, I’ve learned a thing or two from all those rom-com human movies I’ve illegally downloaded off the intergalactic web. No one will see it coming when I pull a runaway groom maneuver on them!
Once I make my escape, I can go on the solo honeymoon of my dreams—to planet Earth. It’s almost that wondrous time of year when they celebrate their holiday known as “Christmas.” Human Hallmark movies make it seem so magical. I want to experience it for myself! Now, I just need to find a human who can make my wish come true and help me have an authentic holly jolly time…
Sasha: Scrooge was right when he said “bah humbug” to Christmas. This time of year sucks balls, and not the fun kind. I’ve just lost my crappy part-time job and I’m slowly sinking under a sea of student loan debt and crushed dreams.
Just when I think my life couldn’t possibly get any worse, my cat and I are abducted by an alien who wants me to help him experience a "real human Christmas" on his ship. WTF? Clearly he’s chosen the worst possible candidate for the job.
But there’s something about Khephren’s enthusiasm and eternal optimism that starts to melt even my grumpy, cynical heart. Heck, I even agree to be his fake fiancé to get his parents off his back! I don’t know what’s happening to me, but Khephren’s charm is making me feel things I never have before. And those bright pink tentacles of his are strangely fascinating. I can’t help but wonder what all they can do…
As we spend more time together, I start to realize I might not want to go home and that maybe, just maybe, I’ve found what I’ve always been looking for. Could Khephren feel the same? If so, it would be a Christmas miracle and I don’t believe in those…right?
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There's no place like home for the holidays ... especially for Lesley Carver. Life in the big city just wasn't her jam and now she's back in Hickory Falls, working at the family diner and helping her mom after she took a tumble. Lesley longs to build a life here, working at the cafe, selling her handmade ornaments and ... er, apparently reviving her high school crush on her best friend’s older brother. Only one problem, her mom wants her to leave Hickory Falls far behind.
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Merry Ever After
- Under the Mistletoe Collection
- By: Tessa Bailey
- Narrated by: Summer Morton, Connor Crais
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Evie Crowe is starting over in a strange town with her newborn, and men are the furthest thing from her mind. If only the quiet, hulking farmer, Luke Ward, would stop coming into the thrift shop and piquing her reluctant interest. Evie wants to stay single all the way—she can’t trust anything more than friends-with-holiday-benefits. But Luke is in it for the long haul. He’s fixed on making this a Christmas Evie will remember forever. If she gives him a chance.
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Cringy lines ruined it
- By Lenna Crosby on 12-01-24
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Cruel Winter with You
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All newly minted pediatrician Jamie Malek wants is to borrow a roasting pan for Christmas dinner. Unfortunately, that requires her to interact with Marc—her best friend’s troublemaking brother, who’s now a tech billionaire. He’s the one who got away. She’s the one who broke his heart. Outside, a howling blizzard. Inside, a crackling fire. Suddenly, being snowbound with the man she never expected to see again might not be such a bad way to spend a winter’s night.
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Endless insecurities and translation fails
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 11-12-24
By: Ali Hazelwood
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Verity
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Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of best-selling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity's notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn't expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read.
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Tilly Farriday isn’t feeling very jolly this season. Recently divorced and broke, she’s squatting in one of her rental agency’s properties until her new home is ready. The sprinkles on top of the burnt Christmas cookie that is her life? The new owner shows up early, forcing Tilly to hide in the attic to save her job…and what remains of her dignity.
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I ain’t afraid of no ghosts
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The Plight Before Christmas
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Clark Griswold was onto something...at least with his annual holiday meltdown. And since the last three weeks of my life have been riddled with humbug—another breakup, a broken toe, an office promotion I deserved and didn’t get—I’m not at all in the mood to celebrate nor have the happ, happ, happiest Christmas EVER.
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Gaslighting and games
- By FMC on 12-22-22
By: Kate Stewart
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Nocticadia
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After watching my mother succumb to a mysterious illness, I promised myself two things. I'd find the cure for what ravaged her and leave the godforsaken city where she abandoned me. Four years later, I received an acceptance letter from Dracadia University, one of the oldest most prestigious schools in the country. Nestled on a secluded island off the coast of Maine, it's rumored to be haunted by the souls of the mental patients exiled there centuries before, those whose bones are said to make up the island's white sandy shores. And restless ghosts aren't even its most daunting peculiarity.
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Good but a slight miss
- By Destinyreadsbooks on 01-17-24
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Resting Scrooge Face
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After a bad breakup, Nola wants nothing to do with Christmas, especially in her quaint hometown of Bright Harbor, Maine. Infuriatingly charming and cheery, Nola’s surroundings only worsen her sour mood. To make matters worse, Caleb, the boy who broke her heart years ago, is all grown up and still living in town. While doing her best to avoid him, Nola bumps into the local mailman, who gives her a mysterious letter. And when she finds that the writer is a fellow Scrooge, she can’t help but feel her spirit lifting.
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No-sex, “enemies to lovers,” Christmas short story
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How to Lose a Guy Before Christmas
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After a snowstorm grounds her flight, Lucy makes a last-ditch effort to get home for Christmas using a rideshare app. She thinks she’ll be taking a road trip with a stranger...but the guy who shows up is someone she knows all too well. He’s the hookup she ghosted a few months ago, and now she’ll be stuck in a car with him for the most awkward road trip of her life.
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Nearly pitch perfect holiday romcom novella
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 11-17-23
By: A.J. Pine
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- Jacqueleen the Reading Queen
- 12-04-24
"He feels so right to me --like he should be mine
As usual, Greg Boudreaux does a fantastic job narrating this tentacular romance! I enjoyed his voices for each character and felt they fit. The book was an adorable grumpy/sunshine pairing. I just loved the holiday smoopyness. Khephren was absolutely precious. His enthusiasm for life was infectious. Even the surly human Sasha couldn't resist! It was the cutest thing ever seeing these two dance around their feelings for one another. Even Khephren's two best friends could tell they were head over heels for one another.
Sasha may have started their space adventure being abducted from his life on Earth, but it soon becomes apparent it wasn't much of a life at all. On board the Sleigh Belle he slowly discovers how different his life could be. He could have friends who become family and he could have the love of the absolute sweetest alien in the galaxy.
The scene where Sasha and River get to meet via space video is amazing. I knew right away those two would get on like a house on fire. No shame, the both of them. It would be so fun if we could see more of them interacting in a future Tentacular Tales book. I bet River would love Khephren too. Like Sasha realizes, it's truly impossible not to fall in love with that pink tentacled alien.
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- Soippo
- 11-30-24
Sweet alien cinnamon roll
This book was funny and light and sweet. Just perfect for a cold winter day. Some friends from Tentacular Tales made an appearance but you don’t need to be familiar with the series in order to enjoy this one. Although I wholeheartedly recommend you try that too. As always, Greg Boudreaux did an amazing job bringing the characters to life. The bonus chapter was a nice addition 🌶️😉
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- Teresa
- 12-07-24
Tentacles Love.
Khephren kidnaps Sasha because he wants an human Christmas experience. Sadly Sasha doesn’t hand any Christmas spirit due to how he was treated by his family when he came out. Kephren and Sasha are adorable together. I love them and Khephren’s tentacle friends.
Greg has done an awesome job narrating this story. I loved it!
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- Booklover876🇯🇲
- 12-13-24
Alien abduction xmas style
Khep is the absolute sweetest tentacle boy ever. Sasha is a grumpy scrooge of a human, which is understandable with what he's been through. This Christmas however, these two, through the miracle of the season will have a cozy and sweet romance aboard the starship Sleigh Belle. It's a wonderful adventure among the stars for Khephren, Sasha, Luna, Najar, Jonesey the cat, and Rambo the Droid. Beautiful narration from Greg Boudreaux as usual. I hope we get to see more of them in the future.
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- Ashley
- 12-09-24
SO MUCH LISTENING FUN!
I hands down really loved this! This story was such a cute holiday delight! Loved hearing the characters and story!
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- Cassie Morgis
- 12-03-24
Tentacles for the win!
I was super excited to listen this book, Tentaclar tales books where so awesome, I listened to them all multiple times. This new spin off was just as good. Can't wait for more in this newest series!
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- Andrea
- 12-14-24
Cute Tentacle Christmas Story
I love Chloe Archer’s tentacular tales series! This cute Christmas book in the series was just what I needed! Kef was just the cinnamon roll man, alien, to bring back grumpy Sasha’s Christmas series! Greg did an amazing job narrating as always! I will definitely be reading this book again, especially during the holiday season.
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- Kassandra Knight
- 12-08-24
All I Want For Christmas Is Tentacles
I loved it. I already knew I would especially because Greg narrated it. The excerpt at the end was epic.
There’s some feels here so mind the trigger warnings.
Highly recommend.
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- Canadian Girl Reads
- 12-12-24
Khephren and Sasha
"𝙒𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙮𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙙 𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙨!"
Aʟʟ I Wᴀɴᴛ ꜰᴏʀ Cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs ɪs Tᴇɴᴛᴀᴄʟᴇs • Chloe Archer
Tinsel & Tentacles
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Khephren doesn't want to go through with his arranged marriage and wants to experience Christmas the same way Earthlings do so he runs away from his wedding and abducts Sasha, and Jonsey, hoping for the Christmas he's always wished for and unaware of the extra magic it will bring.
Khephren and Sasha had me laughing, crying, and swooning through the entire book. These two were everything I didn't know I needed in my life. I love how adorably romantic Khephren is and how he brought back Sasha's Christmas spirit. I love this found family and hope to see more of them in the future.
A year ago this was my first experience with Chloe Archer, a year later this book is just as great as it was the first time I read it, and this time around was made even better with the audiobook and narration by Greg Boudreaux. Greg outdid himself again with fantastic narration and bringing the story to life. I can see this audiobook becoming a yearly listen.
Get ready for... mm, sci-fi, alien/human, alien abduction, size difference, grumpy/sunshine, runaway groom, fake fiancé, found family, romantic comedy, pansexual, holiday (Christmas), and first-person point of view.
**Review Updated December 2024**
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- Kashonna
- 12-02-24
Princess Jonsey steals the show
This was a great listen. Greg as always gave a wonderful performance. Listening to him nail Kheph's enthusiasm, Luna's hyperness, Najar's stoicism & Sasha's snark left me in awe. And he even brought life into a robot! This alien adventure was cute. I never thought I'd wonder if aliens would really be enamored by our holidays. If you're looking for a Christmas book to listen to I definitely recommend this one. You can't go wrong with one that involves aliens and their belief that Christmas is a great holiday and cats are Gods.
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