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Alonzo

By: JA Huss
Narrated by: Jacob Morgan, Erin Mallon
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Tara

Lonnie Derringer is a filthy-mouthed, dirty-talking, long-distance fling. (That's been going on for two years.)

I know, I know. That's not a fling. This might be getting serious. I think about him all the time. I look forward to our quickie lunch dates and the way he whispers in my ear every night from 2,000 miles away. He's the best boyfriend I never had.

Until I find out his name isn't Lonnie, it's Alonzo.

Until I find out he's not some boring accountant with a dead-end job, he's a six-foot-four, yoked-out, tatted-up fisherman who never wears a shirt! That's right, girls. He's been catfishing me online for two...freaking...years!

And then he becomes more than just the best boyfriend I've never had. He becomes my target.

Alonzo

Tara Tanner is the perfect long-distance girlfriend who lives in the Land of Far, Far Away. She's a blonde, bookish bundle of sexy-overachiever. A wicked little siren with a filthy mind and an eye for pencil skirts. And every time I ask her to "send-me-a-pic-or-it-never-happened" she goes above and beyond.

She is, quite simply, the most perfect woman I've ever had the pleasure to never meet.

I didn't set out to lie to her and I didn't expect to meet her. But one day she shows up at my house, and guess what? She wasn't the only one being catfished for two years.

Because she's not who she said she was either.

Alonzo is the fourth book in the Bossy Brothers series, but this is a standalone book and you do not need to listen to all the books in the series to thoroughly enjoy Alonzo!

Includes a special bonus note from the author.

Alonzo can be heard as book five in the Bossy Brothers series or as a standalone story and features a sexy game of guess-who between a librarian obsessed with pencil skirts and a fisherman tatted up with mermaids. It's a long-distance fling filled with dirty-talking, sexy selfies, and safely hidden secrets...until it isn't. Until the day they meet and realize.... Love in the Land of fake Far, Far Away can't ever compare to the real thing.

©2020 JA Huss (P)2020 Podium Audio
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Another Win

I really fell in love with Alonzo and Tara and their romance! If you've read a lot of JA Huss books you will be pleased with her twists and turns and other series tie-ins. Like always, JA Huss's writing flows like liquid. In few words she can paint a large picture and pull you in. If you haven't read any of her books then you are missing out BIG TIME!
Erin Mallon and Jacob Morgan were a treat in my ears. Two very talented narrators!

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OMG - seriously HOT, it’s another winner by JA Huss

Jacob Morgan and Erin Mallon are amazing as
Alonzo and Tara! This book was HOT and the narration was just perfect!

Here’s my review from reading the book: Wow, what a terrific story, I’m just loving all of the Bossy Brother stories! I’m a stickler for reading books in a series (standalone or connected) in order- but you can absolutely start with Bossy Brothers Alonzo. I promise you’ll fall in love with Tara and Alonzo, I sure did! And if you are new to JA Huss, let me be the first to welcome you! It’s a wild ride, these characters will stay with you long after the last page has been read and you’ll hold the stories close to your heart. Neither Tara or Alonzo are what or who they seem on the surface and it’s a fun, sexy, mysterious journey of discovery. JA Huss continues to delight with her multilayered characters and twisty plots, Bossy Brothers Alonzo is a must read! Now the countdown begins as I anxiously await the audiobook (trust me, listening to JA Huss audiobooks are just as addicting as reading them!)

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LOVE THIS!

Julie doesn’t disappoint with this book! All
Of her books are amazing and this one is nothing short of that! Can’t wait to read the next book on this series

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Geeeeeeezzz

I had to rush through the Creeping series after Johnny because I'm loving these books! This one, though, is my favorite so far. It conjures more sexual tension and sustains it better than most of the books in this series. The story finally starts tying in Colorado and some of the story from Five is ever so lightly grazed. The sexual tension and the anticipation of more story to come are on par for me. I dig it.

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Sexy and Suspenseful

This book was everything!! Checked all my boxes. Hooked me right from the beginning and never let me go! I couldn’t put it down. Let me just say that Alonzo Dumas can talk dirty to me anytime he wants! And I LOVED Tara...she was sassy, fun, sexy and a breath of fresh air. The story was steamy hot and kept you on the edge of your seat trying to put all the pieces together. Performance was also perfection. Five stars all around. Don’t miss out on this sizzling read 😍 and props to J. A. Huss...you’ve done it again 🔥

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Alonzo

This was again well written. I enjoy it all the time I spent listening to it, and I will certainly be one of the ones that purchase another one of these books I have for now thank you.

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Good book

I enjoyed the book. I held off on listening to it because I ordered it by accident. I really like the male narrator, but the female narrator's inflection sounds like every sentence is a question. It wasn't as bad as usual in the first half of the book, but it was towards the end all her sentences sounded like questions.

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I love the accountant and the librarian

I love this installment of the Bossy clan. Alonzo and Tara have been online dating for two years - and by dating I mean having phone sex. Their phone sex game is professional level. The banter of the accountant and the librarian grabbed me out of the gate and kept me in this story that seemed to fly by too quickly. Chapter 1 is just genius, humor, hotness, everything.
Once these two characters actually meet, we realize there is so much more to both of them than we actually knew. Actually, there was a lot more to all the Bossys than we knew.
Jacob and Erin’s narration was excellent - They both are the top tier and this audio is just one more example of how they turn a great story into so much more.
As with any Bossy story there are twists and turns that keep you on your toes. This is an Awesome series you need in your library.

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Twists and Turns...Loved it!

A terrific listen! It's hot, but with an amazing plot. I really enjoyed it. Julie's message at the end helped me as a new listener understand more about how everything ties together.

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Swoon worthy

Alonzo Dumas is absolutely swoon worthy. And his big secret?! Did not see that one coming! Love the Bossy Brothers series and this is no exception.

Back in Key West! The gang is all here with some newcomers and not all meets the eye. Belinda aka Rosalie. Tara aka Phoebe. Past and present come crashing together for an epic ending!!

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