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Isaiah Irons
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A firefighter, and his two daught—
BAM!
He dies.
A dead firefighter, who respawns in the hereafter and awakens with a new companion who has a copy of all of his memories. Good, bad, and . . . embarrassing. So embarrassing he doesn’t want to remember them . . . but she does.
Dead, but relocated to a shipping-container-sized space controlled by a ruthless company who runs the afterlife . . . with his fking guide Greg.
Dead, but able to log in and out of a player vs. player survival game called Hearth.
Dead, but doing his damn best to stay alive.
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A fun jaunt through the MMORPG forest.
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The story was fun, the characters felt real, and their bantering got some real laughs out of me. The voice of Greg the guide had some really great moments. Shut up, Greg.
Narration was great, story was fun and kept me hooked the whole way through. I can't wait for a sequel.
Great listen, moments got real laughs from me!
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