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Oliver Wyman
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Nik Korpon
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You can listen to this romantic story for free on your device with the Audible Stories Skill. Just say “Alexa, read me a romance story,” or “Alexa, read me a story” to hear more free genres.
Tino has known true love…and lost it. To find love again, he turns to a dating app that spans the multiverse. What could go wrong? In this off-beat speculative fiction tale, Tino navigates not just bad dates but also bad timelines, all in the search for Ms. Right.
Nik Korpon is the author of the Audible Original thriller Radicals, as well as The Rebellion’s Last Traitor. His short stories have bloodied the pages and screens of Thuglit, Needle, Out of the Gutter, Crime Factory, Shotgun Honey, The Booked. Anthology, and more. He lives in Baltimore.
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- Rob
- 12-21-22
Great
I truly enjoyed this short story. I'm going through a short story stint and like the selection that audible offers.
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- Debbie
- 03-11-24
Strangely Entertaining and Thoughtful
This short listen is an “out there “ tale of a dating app in the future. And an apt comparison between steadfast love over many years, what it’s like to find another after losing the love of your life.
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- Book Cook
- 11-29-24
Going beyond what one knows
I found this story to be about finding love and not giving up on the journey. Venturing to parallel universes was exciting.
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- Charity Calhoun
- 01-01-23
Short & Cute!
All I know is I wanna be luck as parrots. Lol this is probably the shortest thing I’ve ever listened to on Audible and it was so cute!
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- Anniered
- 06-01-24
One of my all time favorites
I love this story so much. It’s perfect for our our times. Plus, it’s just a sweet, tender, lovely story.
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