-
Audited by the Anubis
- A Monstrous Meet Cutes Standalone
- Narrated by: Victoria Connolly, Saleem Udean
- Length: 5 hrs and 25 mins
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Pre-order for $29.90
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
Publisher's summary
Audited by a monster—sounds awful, right?
I knew I shouldn't have opened my door, but when a seven-foot descendant of a death god comes calling, you answer.
Especially if this Anubis is from the government, but I don't have anything to hide from the IRS.
Right?
Right?!
Turns out, my mom—a.k.a. my business accountant—does.
Now, every time I turn around, he's there.
Assessing.
Advising.
Arousing me until I can't think straight.
But I don't need a stranger to fix my problems. I'm doing just fine on my own, and I swear the only thing crumbling in my life is the topping on my amazing fruit cobblers.
Will I let Ahnou past the defenses I've built around my heart, or is my fall about to get taxing?
Related to this topic
-
Verity
- By: Colleen Hoover
- Narrated by: Vanessa Johansson, Amy Landon
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of best-selling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity's notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn't expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read.
-
-
intriguing but skip if triggered by child abuse
- By Amazon Customer on 05-16-19
By: Colleen Hoover
-
The Glitch
- By: Leeanne Slade
- Narrated by: Sam Claflin, Daisy Edgar Jones
- Length: 11 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Five Years Earlier: Henry Dunne knows three things: that agreeing to host this raucous house party was a terrible idea, that he absolutely cannot show up to his nursing shift tomorrow with a hangover, and that the beautiful redhead in the corner will be sleeping in his bed tonight.
-
-
A Love Story. A Predictable One.
- By AS on 09-13-24
By: Leeanne Slade
-
Den of Vipers
- By: K.A. Knight
- Narrated by: Cornell Collins, Hollie Jackson
- Length: 19 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ryder, Garrett, Kenzo, and Diesel - The Vipers. Their deals are as sordid as their business, and their reputation is enough to bring a grown man to his knees, forcing him to beg for mercy. They are not people you mess with, yet my dad did. The old man ran up a debt with them and then sold me to cover his losses. Yes, sold me. They own me now. I’m theirs in every sense of the word. But I’ve never been meek and compliant.
-
-
Shrek
- By Shemika Holmes on 02-25-21
By: K.A. Knight
-
Drop Dead
- By: Lily Chu
- Narrated by: Phillipa Soo, John Cho
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Obituary writer Nadine Barbault doesn’t mind being called “Lady Death”. It suits the ice queen persona she’s cultivated to survive the fast-paced Toronto Herald. So when Nadine learns that famous (and reclusive) author Dot Voline has died, she doesn’t hesitate to run the obituary…only to discover that Dot is very much alive. Nadine’s screw-up has brought Wesley Chen of the rival Spear no end of joy—she’s been a thorn in his extremely ambitious side for years. But the renewed interest in Dot also surfaced chatter about a mysterious past scandal.
-
-
Clean and sweet
- By Momma Nae on 08-02-24
By: Lily Chu
-
As Luck Would Have It
- By: Sonya Lalli
- Narrated by: Amrit Kaur
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Hockey coach Ashley Jaswal doesn't take nonsense from anyone … except her overbearing and superstitious family. They believe she's a good luck charm for her brother Jas, the newest Vancouver Canucks draft pick, forcing Ash to attend all his games as he rises up the NHL ranks, sacrificing her personal life (not that she has one—who decided hockey season needed to be 10 months long anyway?). Ash also clashes with Jas’s teammate, Canucks captain Devin Snyder.
-
-
Felt more like a young adult book
- By Taa Palmer on 10-22-24
By: Sonya Lalli
-
The Striker
- By: Ana Huang
- Narrated by: Shane East, Stella Hunter
- Length: 15 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Asher Donovan is a living legend—the darling of the Premier League, the (arguably) greatest footballer in the world. But his reckless antics and recent team transfer have caused much controversy, and when his feud with his rival-turned-teammate costs them a championship, they’re forced to “bond” during off-season cross-training. Surviving the summer shouldn’t be hard…until Asher meets their new trainer. She’s beautiful, talented, and no matter how hard he tries, he can’t take his mind off her.
-
-
Everything✨
- By Anonymous User on 10-30-24
By: Ana Huang
-
Verity
- By: Colleen Hoover
- Narrated by: Vanessa Johansson, Amy Landon
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of best-selling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity's notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn't expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read.
-
-
intriguing but skip if triggered by child abuse
- By Amazon Customer on 05-16-19
By: Colleen Hoover
-
The Glitch
- By: Leeanne Slade
- Narrated by: Sam Claflin, Daisy Edgar Jones
- Length: 11 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Five Years Earlier: Henry Dunne knows three things: that agreeing to host this raucous house party was a terrible idea, that he absolutely cannot show up to his nursing shift tomorrow with a hangover, and that the beautiful redhead in the corner will be sleeping in his bed tonight.
-
-
A Love Story. A Predictable One.
- By AS on 09-13-24
By: Leeanne Slade
-
Den of Vipers
- By: K.A. Knight
- Narrated by: Cornell Collins, Hollie Jackson
- Length: 19 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ryder, Garrett, Kenzo, and Diesel - The Vipers. Their deals are as sordid as their business, and their reputation is enough to bring a grown man to his knees, forcing him to beg for mercy. They are not people you mess with, yet my dad did. The old man ran up a debt with them and then sold me to cover his losses. Yes, sold me. They own me now. I’m theirs in every sense of the word. But I’ve never been meek and compliant.
-
-
Shrek
- By Shemika Holmes on 02-25-21
By: K.A. Knight
-
Drop Dead
- By: Lily Chu
- Narrated by: Phillipa Soo, John Cho
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Obituary writer Nadine Barbault doesn’t mind being called “Lady Death”. It suits the ice queen persona she’s cultivated to survive the fast-paced Toronto Herald. So when Nadine learns that famous (and reclusive) author Dot Voline has died, she doesn’t hesitate to run the obituary…only to discover that Dot is very much alive. Nadine’s screw-up has brought Wesley Chen of the rival Spear no end of joy—she’s been a thorn in his extremely ambitious side for years. But the renewed interest in Dot also surfaced chatter about a mysterious past scandal.
-
-
Clean and sweet
- By Momma Nae on 08-02-24
By: Lily Chu
-
As Luck Would Have It
- By: Sonya Lalli
- Narrated by: Amrit Kaur
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Hockey coach Ashley Jaswal doesn't take nonsense from anyone … except her overbearing and superstitious family. They believe she's a good luck charm for her brother Jas, the newest Vancouver Canucks draft pick, forcing Ash to attend all his games as he rises up the NHL ranks, sacrificing her personal life (not that she has one—who decided hockey season needed to be 10 months long anyway?). Ash also clashes with Jas’s teammate, Canucks captain Devin Snyder.
-
-
Felt more like a young adult book
- By Taa Palmer on 10-22-24
By: Sonya Lalli
-
The Striker
- By: Ana Huang
- Narrated by: Shane East, Stella Hunter
- Length: 15 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Asher Donovan is a living legend—the darling of the Premier League, the (arguably) greatest footballer in the world. But his reckless antics and recent team transfer have caused much controversy, and when his feud with his rival-turned-teammate costs them a championship, they’re forced to “bond” during off-season cross-training. Surviving the summer shouldn’t be hard…until Asher meets their new trainer. She’s beautiful, talented, and no matter how hard he tries, he can’t take his mind off her.
-
-
Everything✨
- By Anonymous User on 10-30-24
By: Ana Huang
People who viewed this also viewed...
-
Married to My Grumpy Minotaur Boss
- Grumpy Monster Bosses, Book 1
- By: Ami Wright
- Narrated by: Cassandra Myles, John Masterson
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It's a bad idea to fake marry your grumpy minotaur boss on reality TV, right? But when ratings are down and he catches me snooping on his computer, I open my big mouth and... well... I might have come up with an idea to rescue the network, but I didn't take into account what it would feel like to be his. Even if it's not real. Now, we're stuck together on a romantic island on my dream honeymoon, with only one bed!
By: Ami Wright
-
Prison Planet Barbarian
- A Risdaverse Standalone
- By: Ruby Dixon
- Narrated by: Jillian Macie, Mason Lloyd
- Length: 4 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Being kidnapped by aliens is one thing. Being kidnapped by aliens and sent to a prison planet is something infinitely worse. Here in Haven’s prison system, I’m stranded among strangers, enemies, and the most ruthless criminals in the galaxy. There’s no safety for a human woman here, especially not one branded as a murderer. I’m doomed to a fate worse than death. Then, he decides I should be his. His name’s Jutari. He’s seven feet tall, blue, and horned.
-
-
Too much leering, not enough loving
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 06-06-23
By: Ruby Dixon
-
Cheap Heat
- Goliaths of Wrestling, Book 3
- By: Lily Mayne
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo, Liam DiCosimo
- Length: 15 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
That neighbor of mine is a cute, surly ghoul whose pretty green eyes and angry scowl just make me want to rile him up even more. We've never really been buddies, despite living side by side for three years. But when he starts working at Goliaths as our IT manager, helping to bring us into a new digital age, our lives begin to become a bit more entangled. Mainly because he starts watching me each night while I… relax. So I make sure to give him a good show through my living room window.
By: Lily Mayne
-
Only the Clonely
- Sunrise Cantina, Book 1
- By: Ruby Dixon
- Narrated by: Todd McLaren, Rebecca Estrella
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The crew of the Scarlet Gaze are figuring out what they want to do now that Lord Straik sa'Rin is no longer running a corsair ship. Some of the a'ani crew want to run a cantina on Risda III. Kazex just wants Ruthie. Ruthie just wants to have a nervous breakdown. Well, she wants Kazex, too. The delicious a'ani chief of security has been a steady, protective, delicious presence ever since she joined the crew. He's made it clear that he loves Ruthie as she is, nervous wreck and all. But Ruthie's afraid of what will happen to their easy friendship if she asks for more.
-
-
This was a rather wet noodle
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 10-20-24
By: Ruby Dixon
-
Caged
- A Sci-Fi Alien Romance (Gladiators of the Gryn, Book 1)
- By: Hattie Jacks
- Narrated by: Dan Calley
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sylas is the planet’s most ruthless fighter, unmatched in the arena and feared by all who come up against him. Until he meets me. The abducted human forced into servitude and far from home. He growls ‘mine’ and I am claimed by a seven-foot wall of scars and sinew. There is more to Sylas than his chiselled good looks and proficiency with a sword. My proud gladiator is broken in more ways than I thought possible. And he won’t stop until I belong to him entirely, even if it means breaking his bonds with the arena.
By: Hattie Jacks
-
Cold Sweat
- By: Vera Valentine
- Narrated by: Anthony Palmini, Cassandra Medcalf
- Length: 1 hr and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Fleeing college pressure, Jules heads home to rest, recharge, and figure out a plan before fall break ends. Eager to spend time with her mother and stepfather, there's one presence she's less thrilled about seeing: Red. The sentient, smirking pitcher of Cherry Chill-Assist Punch was a huge pain in the glass. He'd been getting under her skin for two years now, ever since their parents' wedding day. Red's taste in entertainment and weirdly suggestive commentary were driving her crazy, a destination she was capable of finding all on her own.
-
-
Call me Mrs. Potts!
- By Amazon Customer on 10-23-24
By: Vera Valentine
-
Married to My Grumpy Minotaur Boss
- Grumpy Monster Bosses, Book 1
- By: Ami Wright
- Narrated by: Cassandra Myles, John Masterson
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It's a bad idea to fake marry your grumpy minotaur boss on reality TV, right? But when ratings are down and he catches me snooping on his computer, I open my big mouth and... well... I might have come up with an idea to rescue the network, but I didn't take into account what it would feel like to be his. Even if it's not real. Now, we're stuck together on a romantic island on my dream honeymoon, with only one bed!
By: Ami Wright
-
Prison Planet Barbarian
- A Risdaverse Standalone
- By: Ruby Dixon
- Narrated by: Jillian Macie, Mason Lloyd
- Length: 4 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Being kidnapped by aliens is one thing. Being kidnapped by aliens and sent to a prison planet is something infinitely worse. Here in Haven’s prison system, I’m stranded among strangers, enemies, and the most ruthless criminals in the galaxy. There’s no safety for a human woman here, especially not one branded as a murderer. I’m doomed to a fate worse than death. Then, he decides I should be his. His name’s Jutari. He’s seven feet tall, blue, and horned.
-
-
Too much leering, not enough loving
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 06-06-23
By: Ruby Dixon
-
Cheap Heat
- Goliaths of Wrestling, Book 3
- By: Lily Mayne
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo, Liam DiCosimo
- Length: 15 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
That neighbor of mine is a cute, surly ghoul whose pretty green eyes and angry scowl just make me want to rile him up even more. We've never really been buddies, despite living side by side for three years. But when he starts working at Goliaths as our IT manager, helping to bring us into a new digital age, our lives begin to become a bit more entangled. Mainly because he starts watching me each night while I… relax. So I make sure to give him a good show through my living room window.
By: Lily Mayne
-
Only the Clonely
- Sunrise Cantina, Book 1
- By: Ruby Dixon
- Narrated by: Todd McLaren, Rebecca Estrella
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The crew of the Scarlet Gaze are figuring out what they want to do now that Lord Straik sa'Rin is no longer running a corsair ship. Some of the a'ani crew want to run a cantina on Risda III. Kazex just wants Ruthie. Ruthie just wants to have a nervous breakdown. Well, she wants Kazex, too. The delicious a'ani chief of security has been a steady, protective, delicious presence ever since she joined the crew. He's made it clear that he loves Ruthie as she is, nervous wreck and all. But Ruthie's afraid of what will happen to their easy friendship if she asks for more.
-
-
This was a rather wet noodle
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 10-20-24
By: Ruby Dixon
-
Caged
- A Sci-Fi Alien Romance (Gladiators of the Gryn, Book 1)
- By: Hattie Jacks
- Narrated by: Dan Calley
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sylas is the planet’s most ruthless fighter, unmatched in the arena and feared by all who come up against him. Until he meets me. The abducted human forced into servitude and far from home. He growls ‘mine’ and I am claimed by a seven-foot wall of scars and sinew. There is more to Sylas than his chiselled good looks and proficiency with a sword. My proud gladiator is broken in more ways than I thought possible. And he won’t stop until I belong to him entirely, even if it means breaking his bonds with the arena.
By: Hattie Jacks
-
Cold Sweat
- By: Vera Valentine
- Narrated by: Anthony Palmini, Cassandra Medcalf
- Length: 1 hr and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Fleeing college pressure, Jules heads home to rest, recharge, and figure out a plan before fall break ends. Eager to spend time with her mother and stepfather, there's one presence she's less thrilled about seeing: Red. The sentient, smirking pitcher of Cherry Chill-Assist Punch was a huge pain in the glass. He'd been getting under her skin for two years now, ever since their parents' wedding day. Red's taste in entertainment and weirdly suggestive commentary were driving her crazy, a destination she was capable of finding all on her own.
-
-
Call me Mrs. Potts!
- By Amazon Customer on 10-23-24
By: Vera Valentine
-
Pheromone
- For the Love of Aliens, Book 1
- By: C.M. Stunich
- Narrated by: Patrick Zeller, Brooke Daniels
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Hi, I'm Eve Wakefield, twenty-five years old, professional caterer, recently abducted by aliens alongside my best friend. I'm also completely and utterly screwed. Lost on a jungle planet. Rooming in a downed spaceship with a dragon dude. Being hunted by a moth man with demon eyes and vampire teeth. Begging for help from a tentacle-tailed fox man who also happens to be… a space cowboy?
-
-
Reader envy
- By Kindle Customer on 08-17-24
By: C.M. Stunich
-
Not All Himbos Wear Capes
- Villainous Things, Book 1
- By: C. Rochelle
- Narrated by: Philip Alces, John Solo
- Length: 11 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Big City is supposedly the place where dreams come true. As someone just trying to live my life, I can tell you it’s more like a recurring nightmare where dreams get c*ckblocked at every turn. Especially if you’re a supervillain like me. The irony is that I have zero powers, despite coming from purebred villain stock, but try telling that to Big City’s beloved hero, Captain Masculine.
-
-
How, how, how is this so entertaining??? 🫤
- By Bookfriend83 on 06-10-23
By: C. Rochelle
-
Single Orc Dad
- A Sweet Monster Treats Standalone
- By: Ava Ross
- Narrated by: Heather Firth, Aiden Snow
- Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I'm determined to turn Quirky Kingdom into the showpiece it used to be. Problem is—more than just the rides need fixing. It's way more than I can handle on my own. I tap my new neighbor to help—Rexin, a hunky orc handyman who's also a single dad extraordinaire. Since it's summer, he brings his twelve-year-old son to the job with him.
-
-
It was okay. C+. I wish it was free.
- By Even S on 10-31-24
By: Ava Ross
-
Wife Number One
- Saint View Slayers vs. Sinners, Book 1
- By: Elle Thorpe
- Narrated by: Full Cast
- Length: 11 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The other women watch me with envy, but they know nothing of the beatings and punishments I endure. He hides them with a veil. One I must wear until I give him a son. But when I fail, he threatens the only good things in my life. My sister, Alice, and the daughter he ripped from my arms for another family to raise. I thought running back to Saint View would save us. I thought wrong. Now my sister is dead, left strangled in an alleyway, and my ex-husband isn’t the only suspect.
-
-
So Good!
- By Laramie S on 10-27-24
By: Elle Thorpe
-
Grimstone
- By: Sophie Lark
- Narrated by: Victoria Connolly, Connor Crais
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Remi Hayes is beginning to think she’s cursed—her fiancé cheated on her, her brother Jude is a major pain in her ass, and the moldering mansion she inherited from her uncle might just be haunted. Flipping Blackleaf Manor already feels impossible, even before Remi is blackmailed by Dane Covett, the dangerously hot doctor-next-door, and Grimstone’s most eligible bachelor—if you can ignore the fact that everyone in town thinks he murdered his wife.
-
-
A smext mystery
- By DR on 09-27-24
By: Sophie Lark
-
The Pucking Wrong Number
- The Pucking Wrong Series, Book 1
- By: C.R. Jane
- Narrated by: Troy Duran, Alexis Paige
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
“Give me a second chance, babe . . . and I’ll blow your mind.” Monroe doesn’t know why she answers the text that’s obviously meant for someone else. Or why she keeps answering. Maybe it’s because she’s all alone in a big city and in desperate need of a lifeline. Or maybe it’s because each exchange leaves her intrigued and more than a little turned on. Still, Monroe never would’ve snarked back if she’d known she was talking to the “Golden Boy” of the Dallas Knights.
-
-
Dark hockey romance!
- By Sarah Beth on 07-24-23
By: C.R. Jane