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The Alphabet Books Series, Book 2
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David S. Dear
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Marc Richard
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This ain't your grandma's fairy tale.
Jimmy DiFrenzo is the head of the Figarazzi family, one of the toughest mob families around. He loves his gabagool, his gold chains, and his chest hair. He lives in a nice suburban home with his adoring wife and child. The perfect, yet stereotypical, life of a Sicilian American. But he has secrets.
Blondie is a spoiled little rich girl who always gets her way. When her life becomes tedious, she begins a life of breaking into random homes. She never steals anything; she's in it for the excitement. All is going great, till she finds herself the wrong house.
"Someone’s been using my hair gel!"
"Someone’s been eating my gabagool!"
"Someone’s been sleeping on my couch! And there she is!"
Just who is this blond bitch who has broken into Jimmy’s home? Did she really pick the wrong house, or does she have a plan? Perhaps she has secrets, too.
Come witness this oh-so-wrong retelling of an old classic. Get it now.
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Jenna Jones, former It-girl fashion editor, is broke and desperate for a second chance. When she’s dumped by her longtime fiancé and fired from Darling magazine, she begs for a job from her old arch nemesis, Darcy Vale. The beyond-bitchy publisher of StyleZine.com, Darcy agrees to hire her rival - only because her fashion site needs a jolt from Jenna’s old school cred. But Jenna soon realizes she’s in over her head.
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A-FREAKING-MAZING!!!
- By Bernadette on 05-30-21
By: Tia Williams
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American Psycho
- By: Bret Easton Ellis
- Narrated by: Pablo Schreiber
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
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Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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CRAY
- By: Darrell Hammond, Elizabeth Stein
- Narrated by: Darrell Hammond
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
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He is one of the longest-running cast members on Saturday Night Live, an American comedy genius renowned for his spot-on sendups of politicians and celebrities. But off-stage, Darrell Hammond’s life was anything but a joke. In CRAY, a special audio performance captured live onstage at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre, Hammond brings to life his acclaimed memoir, God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem.
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Thanks for sharing
- By Nickisnotgary on 09-06-24
By: Darrell Hammond, and others
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Breakfast of Champions
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
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Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation.
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Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- By Dubi on 01-10-16
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
What listeners say about B is for Bear: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
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- Paul A. Luedecke
- 02-23-18
Everyone loves gagabool
What made the experience of listening to B is for Bear the most enjoyable?
A new take on the 3 bears, with a bored teenager and a lot of gagabool. Richard always provides an interesting take.
Any additional comments?
All of Marc Richard's books have an oddness to them that, if one is so inclined to the odd, is easy to appreciate, simply for the out there way he comes up with the tales. The narrator, David S. Dear, does a great job in keeping up the tongue-in-cheek absurdity of it all.
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- Catrina P
- 11-28-17
Not your kids Goldilocks!
This is an adult take on the story of Goldilocks and the three bears, mob style. There was a fair amount of adult language to go with the adult topics.
There were little twists and turns throughout and the injection of humor was a nice touch. David S. Dear delivered a great performance.
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- Christian C.
- 12-13-17
Brief and amusing adult alphabet story!
Jimmy isn't much to look at, but he loves his chest hair! A large, hairy, Italian-American mobster, Jimmy is married to the Don's daughter. He dances in the nightclub that he owns as a front business. He also has a big, juicy secret that could get him killed if his mob family ever found him out.
Brief and amusing, ''B Is for Bear'' is a fun story for adults. It is the second installment in a series where each book represents a letter of the alphabet. But this is most certainly NOT a story for any child who can yet understand the English language.
David Dear's narration is great and adds that extra bit of funny to Marc Richards' already cheeky writing. Overall, I like it well enough to want to hear the other installments. So, pretty good!
I was provided a free copy of this audiobook in exchange for my unbiased review. Many thanks for this opportunity.
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- HockeyfanT
- 12-20-17
Funny and twisted
This was my first story from this author and narrator, and I really enjoyed it. Jimmy and Goldie were seriously twisted, but also strangely funny. Actually, I think all the characters were a little nuts. I did enjoy the ride though, and it was interesting waiting to see who would win in this strange battle that was going on. I'll try more from both the author and the narrator.
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- DK
- 01-09-18
An Eccentric Twist on Goldilocks Tale
B is for Bear
An eccentric twist on Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Only the main characters are of Sicilian descent. It kept my interest but I'm not sure that I will seek another 'an alphabet book for grown-ups!' Perhaps I would have appreciated it more if I had any idea what 'gabagool' is.
David S Dear gave a steady performance
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- Eric Hunley
- 12-10-17
More of a West Hollywood Bear
This is a very funny, twisted spin on the fairy tale. Definitely written for adults and read with relish by David S. Dear. Definitely a fun diversion.
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- Heather North
- 12-18-17
Interesting listen
Goldilocks meets The Sopranos in this unique listen. Plenty of humor, a decent story, and interesting characters. The narrator did an amazing job! I received a free review copy of this audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review.
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- Curly's Ramblings
- 11-16-17
Nice short story
B is for Bear is a dark, dry humored quirky, insane story as a modern day Goldilocks and the Three Bears mafia style. I laughed at some scenes and cringed at others. This is my first Book by Marc Richard and I will be checking out his other stories.
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- Emily
- 11-27-17
Crude
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
This was much better than A Is for Adam. It follows a mob version of Goldilocks, and it was pretty funny. There was a lot of swearing, it was quite crude but for the large part, it was funny.
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- Dee
- 11-26-17
Short and (darkly) sweet
This book is part of a series but this is my first listen. What a jolt to my ears (in a good way.)
The take (spoof?) on Goldilocks and the Three Bears was fun. Dark, but fun. You know the story so no sense in going into details but suffice it to say, the papa bear was a real 'bear." Wink, wink.
The narrator was good and very effective. You have to respect the talent of a man who can make this story twist work. All in all, totally worth the time.
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