
B is for Bear: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
The Alphabet Books Series, Book 2
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Narrated by:
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David S. Dear
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By:
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Marc Richard
This ain't your grandma's fairy tale.
Jimmy DiFrenzo is the head of the Figarazzi family, one of the toughest mob families around. He loves his gabagool, his gold chains, and his chest hair. He lives in a nice suburban home with his adoring wife and child. The perfect, yet stereotypical, life of a Sicilian American. But he has secrets.
Blondie is a spoiled little rich girl who always gets her way. When her life becomes tedious, she begins a life of breaking into random homes. She never steals anything; she's in it for the excitement. All is going great, till she finds herself the wrong house.
"Someone’s been using my hair gel!"
"Someone’s been eating my gabagool!"
"Someone’s been sleeping on my couch! And there she is!"
Just who is this blond bitch who has broken into Jimmy’s home? Did she really pick the wrong house, or does she have a plan? Perhaps she has secrets, too.
Come witness this oh-so-wrong retelling of an old classic. Get it now.
Note: These audiobooks do not need to be heard in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!
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What made the experience of listening to B is for Bear the most enjoyable?
A new take on the 3 bears, with a bored teenager and a lot of gagabool. Richard always provides an interesting take.Any additional comments?
All of Marc Richard's books have an oddness to them that, if one is so inclined to the odd, is easy to appreciate, simply for the out there way he comes up with the tales. The narrator, David S. Dear, does a great job in keeping up the tongue-in-cheek absurdity of it all."I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review."
Everyone loves gagabool
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There were little twists and turns throughout and the injection of humor was a nice touch. David S. Dear delivered a great performance.
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
Not your kids Goldilocks!
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Brief and amusing, ''B Is for Bear'' is a fun story for adults. It is the second installment in a series where each book represents a letter of the alphabet. But this is most certainly NOT a story for any child who can yet understand the English language.
David Dear's narration is great and adds that extra bit of funny to Marc Richards' already cheeky writing. Overall, I like it well enough to want to hear the other installments. So, pretty good!
I was provided a free copy of this audiobook in exchange for my unbiased review. Many thanks for this opportunity.
Brief and amusing adult alphabet story!
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Funny and twisted
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An eccentric twist on Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Only the main characters are of Sicilian descent. It kept my interest but I'm not sure that I will seek another 'an alphabet book for grown-ups!' Perhaps I would have appreciated it more if I had any idea what 'gabagool' is.
David S Dear gave a steady performance
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An Eccentric Twist on Goldilocks Tale
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More of a West Hollywood Bear
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Interesting listen
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Nice short story
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This was much better than A Is for Adam. It follows a mob version of Goldilocks, and it was pretty funny. There was a lot of swearing, it was quite crude but for the large part, it was funny.
Crude
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The take (spoof?) on Goldilocks and the Three Bears was fun. Dark, but fun. You know the story so no sense in going into details but suffice it to say, the papa bear was a real 'bear." Wink, wink.
The narrator was good and very effective. You have to respect the talent of a man who can make this story twist work. All in all, totally worth the time.
Short and (darkly) sweet
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