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Robert Ashker Kraft
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Josh Powell
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Gurken Stonebiter, avatar of Durstin Firebeard, templerager of the Stonebiter clan, is in a pretty pickle. He's an axe-happy, grammatically-challenged dwarf on the hunt for blood. Thieves made off with temple property, sending him into a fit of vengeful rage. Seeing as he's a Berserker, it's in everyone's best interest not to get Gurken's hackles up. Gurken often dissolves into a fury of bloodlust, and carnage unlike anything seen in the age of men. When he finds those whom he assumes to be the aforementioned thieves, he is unable to control himself. Thus for our heroes, a master magician named Arthur and a girl-child named Pellonia, the blood flows until poor Arthur is hacked into pieces. It takes all the temple priests (and all the king's men) to put Arthur back together again. Imprisoned for their supposed crimes, Pellonia and Arthur aren't willing to sit around the dungeon on principle, and so promptly escape. They return the following morning to join Gurken on a hilarious and dangerous adventure to the Mines of Moog to recover the sacred Orb of Skzd. Along the way they face gruesome deaths at the hands of enormous arthropods, an amiable Minotaur, and excitable dragons, making them wonder what exactly they're doing on this quest in the first place.
Pellonia, for one, is much more than meets the eye, and although she has the body of a pre-pubescent girl, she is full of snark and knowledge beyond her years. Her past and fate become apparent as they meet mysterious denizens from her childhood. Arthur's ability to frequently engage in death throes only to return once more is to be admired as well as puzzled over. Unfortunately, one too many dismemberments occur and some shortcuts are taken during the resurrection process, to Arthur's utmost shame and revulsion. Gurken, with his brash temperament and willingness to confront anything that challenges them, though it be 10 times his size, is both an enviable asset and a terrible curse along the way.
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This book is split into episodes rather than chapters, each one moves us towards a common goal but each episode contains its own funny little romp featuring our main characters: Gurken, the typically short tempered dwarf (pun intended) with a penchant for hitting things with his axe. Pellonia, an exceptionally snarky young girl with some mysterious secrets and Arthur, a pedantic wizard who finds himself being murdered a lot.
Josh Powell has a certain Terry Pratchettishness about his style of writing, his characters manage to be a fresh take on classics and share hilarious and witty dialogue.
I would say that this book would be suitable for kids aged 8 and up, though it has cartoonish violence the entire story is very funny and very enjoyable to listen to. This story reminded me of listening to Johnny and the Dead by Terry Pratchett when I was around 10 years old, it has a very similar sense of humour and enough action to keep your attention right to the end.
Our three main characters are on a quest together to retrieve the sacred Orb of Skzd which has been stolen from the temple Gurken is charged to guard. Arthur and Pellonia die several times on this journey, but thankfully they have friends that are able to help them out in that regard - even if resurrection isn't always as straightforward as they might hope.
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Robert Ashker Kraft stands out to me as a narrator after listening to this well produced performance, bringing each of the characters to life with a selection of well executed accents and personalities. The sense of fun he brings to the story lights it up even further and made it a pleasure to listen to, Kraft was definitely an asset to this production!
If you're a fan of the Discworld series and looking for something new to get your teeth into, I would absolutely recommend this audiobook.
Audiobook was provided for review by the author.
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didn't see that ending coming!
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I got this audio free from the author via Audiobookblast and the ebook was also free at Amazon (thanks Mr. Powell!).
Humorous fantasy adventue
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What did you love best about The Berserker and the Pedant: The Complete First Season?
It was original and magical!Who was your favorite character and why?
Pellonia...she was cute and brave!Which scene was your favorite?
The ending was cool..Pellonia aka Penelope ends up on a ship and is in modern times...very creative...Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I laughed quite a bit!Any additional comments?
** I was given a free copy of this book in exchange for an honest review **This is a great little magical tale with all sorts of creatures! Elves, dwarfs trolls...giant ants...and even a unicorn! They are in search of a magical orb and have a hilarious journey on the way to finding it...if you like fantasy tales, with lots of humor and action...this one is for you!!
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FUN FANTASY LISTEN!!!
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If you could sum up The Berserker and the Pedant: The Complete First Season in three words, what would they be?
Humorous, witty, and fast.What other book might you compare The Berserker and the Pedant: The Complete First Season to and why?
I would compare it to what I've always heard about Pratchett's books, though I haven't read any, because of the fantasy and humor. And also Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy because of the wit that exists within.Which scene was your favorite?
My favorite, is actually kind of a cop out, because the best part of the book for me was all the little notes about Gurken being an avatar so every time he was about to do something a different dwarven rune would pop up on his axe. Gradually that showed a shift from playing it straight towards some increasingly convenient runes that would only exist in specific situations. It's that kind of thing where Powell takes a trope from fantasy and twists it ever so slightly that kept me involved as much as any laugh out loud moment.If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
It's Dwarven, not Dwarfen.Any additional comments?
I received this for free in exchange for an honest review and that hasn't changed my perspective of the story itself, and was happily surprised because while I knew that it was a fantasy story I definitely overlooked the humorous aspect within. It was both an entertaining fantasy story as well as having that extra level of wit and everything so that was a great part of it.Witty and Fun
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"What ... what am I listening to?" was my initial thought about five minutes in. After another five minutes, I understood exactly what I was listening to and settled in for a delicious adventure.
The Berserker and the Pendant is brilliant, funny and addicting. The characters are very distinctive and original. If you like fantasy, unpredictable outcomes, and you have a sense of humor, do yourself a favor and listen to this book. It was like watching a D&D game with Douglas Adams as DM and Monty Python as the players.
The plot was intriguing, the action was fast paced, and some very heartfelt moments were blended seamlessly into the story.
What makes this gem of a listen shine even brighter is that Robert Ashker Kraft did an amazing job with the reading. His voices were distinct and his timing was perfect on the jokes.
I'm ready for the next season!
--I received a copy of this audiobook in exchange for an honest review.--
An Incredibly Fun Fantasy Adventure. And Ants.
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A wonderful adventure!!
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Fun twists and turns, with a good twist ending.
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A good listen
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Robert Ashker Kraft did an amazing job. All the characters were fully fleshed out and distinct. Arthur was just haughty and whiny enough without being boring or annoying. He had great comedic timing, which is so important with writing like this.
I look forward to the next season and even the spin off. Powell is a powerful writer who is only going to get better.
**I received a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.**
I loved this story.
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What did you love best about The Berserker and the Pedant: The Complete First Season?
This is an awesome book. This book made me laugh and brought a tear to my eye. I love the interaction of Gurken and the goblins. The three main characters, Gurken, Pellonia and Arthur set out on a quest to find the Orb of Skzd. Their adventure finds a dragon, trolls, elves, goblins and even some extraordinary ants! It's short but very engaging. I could not stop listening. Can't wait for the next book!This is an awesome book
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