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The Berserker and the Pedant: The Complete First Season
- Narrated by: Robert Ashker Kraft
- Length: 3 hrs and 51 mins
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Gurken Stonebiter, avatar of Durstin Firebeard, templerager of the Stonebiter clan, is in a pretty pickle. He's an axe-happy, grammatically-challenged dwarf on the hunt for blood. Thieves made off with temple property, sending him into a fit of vengeful rage. Seeing as he's a Berserker, it's in everyone's best interest not to get Gurken's hackles up. Gurken often dissolves into a fury of bloodlust, and carnage unlike anything seen in the age of men. When he finds those whom he assumes to be the aforementioned thieves, he is unable to control himself. Thus for our heroes, a master magician named Arthur and a girl-child named Pellonia, the blood flows until poor Arthur is hacked into pieces. It takes all the temple priests (and all the king's men) to put Arthur back together again. Imprisoned for their supposed crimes, Pellonia and Arthur aren't willing to sit around the dungeon on principle, and so promptly escape. They return the following morning to join Gurken on a hilarious and dangerous adventure to the Mines of Moog to recover the sacred Orb of Skzd. Along the way they face gruesome deaths at the hands of enormous arthropods, an amiable Minotaur, and excitable dragons, making them wonder what exactly they're doing on this quest in the first place.
Pellonia, for one, is much more than meets the eye, and although she has the body of a pre-pubescent girl, she is full of snark and knowledge beyond her years. Her past and fate become apparent as they meet mysterious denizens from her childhood. Arthur's ability to frequently engage in death throes only to return once more is to be admired as well as puzzled over. Unfortunately, one too many dismemberments occur and some shortcuts are taken during the resurrection process, to Arthur's utmost shame and revulsion. Gurken, with his brash temperament and willingness to confront anything that challenges them, though it be 10 times his size, is both an enviable asset and a terrible curse along the way.
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Skree loved playing Massively Multiplayer online role-playing games. When he becomes the first player to reach level 100 in his favorite game, he is offered the chance to test a brand new game. Never one to read the fine print, he jumped at the chance to be the very first player to see the brand new game. But some opportunities are just too good to be true. Awaking to find himself trapped in a brand new world and struggling to survive, James must find a way to master the game and escape the world of Raiya.
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Just wasn't my kind of LITRPG
- By David on 12-20-18
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The Spirit Thief
- The Legend of Eli Monpress, Book 1
- By: Rachel Aaron
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
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He's not just any thief. He’s the greatest thief of the age - and he’s also a wizard. And with the help of his partners - a swordsman with the most powerful magic sword in the world but no magical ability of his own, and a demonseed who can step through shadows and punch through walls - he’s going to put his plan into effect. The first step is to increase the size of the bounty on his head, so he’ll need to steal some big things. But he’ll start with somethingsmall. Something like a king....
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Entertaining light fantasy
- By Kindle Customer on 02-16-12
By: Rachel Aaron
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Extraordinary Zoology
- Tales from the Monsternomicon, Vol. One
- By: Howard Tayler
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins
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Professor Viktor Pendrake is a legend in his own time and is the foremost expert in extraordinary zoology. His research demands he place himself in peril to directly observe and interact with his subjects, a peril his assistants must endure as well. Bookish Lynus Wesselbaum is the picture of a scholar-in-training whose days are often spent sifting through the vast stacks of tomes within Corvis University. Yet Lynus has earned his place as Professor Pendrake’s senior assistant professor, having accompanied his mentor in the field and survived countless encounters with the most dangerous flora and fauna of western Immoren.
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A fun listen
- By Leslie on 02-24-15
By: Howard Tayler
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Eden's Gate: The Reborn
- A LitRPG Adventure, Book 1
- By: Edward Brody
- Narrated by: Pavi Proczko
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
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When Gunnar Long is transported into the first fully-immersive virtual MMORPG, he finds himself in a new world filled with magic, mystery, and adventure. No more 9-to-5 job. No more studio apartment. No more reality TV. Finally, he's in a place where he can call home, a place with people he can call friends. But as more people want to trade their real world lives to get inside Eden's Gate, the government of the outside world wants the "game" shut down at all costs.
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Good start
- By Dawn on 04-15-17
By: Edward Brody
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Warrior: Monster Slayer
- Monsterworld Saga, Book 1
- By: Sam Ryder
- Narrated by: Soren Gray
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
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Sam Ryder's life already sucks, and it's about to get worse when he's fired from his dead-end job as a programmer. He's about to head home to escape into his favorite RPG, Alien Civilization, when he's offered a thrill ride on a death machine by a gorgeous woman straight out of one of his games. Before Sam can say "WTF?", he's been whisked away to a dark world of monsters and goddesses, his body transformed from Outcast to Warrior, the second level on a ladder that may eventually carry him all the way to Demigod.
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for soft headed idiots
- By Chax on 12-06-18
By: Sam Ryder
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The Hammer and the Blade
- A Tale of Egil and Nix
- By: Paul S. Kemp
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 10 hrs and 39 mins
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So here’s the plan: Kill the demon, steal the treasure, and retire to a life of luxury! It sounds easy when put like that. However, most unfortunately for warrior-priest Egil and sneak thief Nix, when the demon they kill turns out to have worshippers in high places, retirement is not an option. A wonderfully fast-paced fantasy adventure redolent of the classic tales of swords and sorcery, from New York Times best-selling author Paul S. Kemp.
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4 stars standard sword and sorcery fantasy
- By Adnan on 07-21-12
By: Paul S. Kemp
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Wild Magic
- The Immortals, Book 1
- By: Tamora Pierce
- Narrated by: Tamora Pierce
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
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When Daine comes down from the mountains, she carries with her two things: a dark secret about her own past, and a strangely powerful magic that even she doesn't understand.
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Doesn't do the book justice.
- By S. L. Garner on 04-07-05
By: Tamora Pierce
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Tiger's Promise
- By: Colleen Houck
- Narrated by: Annika Boras
- Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
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Before Kelsey there was a girl, raised by a villain, whose love for a hero changed the course of history. Trapped under the thumb of her abusive and powerful father Lokesh, Yesubai struggles to keep her own magical abilities secret while evading his dark powers. When Lokesh promises Yesubai to the prince of a neighboring kingdom, she becomes the central pawn in his plot to destroy the ruling family and take power for himself. Yesubai is trapped by her father's threats and desperate to protect the man she comes to love, but she knows that any decision she makes will have dire consequences. As dark forces gather around her, Yesubai must decide if she's willing to reveal that somewhere deep within her she has the power to change everything.
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It was OK
- By Marisa Talley on 03-06-17
By: Colleen Houck
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Amber Magic
- Haven Series, Book 1
- By: B. V. Larson
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
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The humans have no magic and are hunted for sport, but that is about to change. War is coming.... The Sun Dragon spawned nine lesser dragons which devoured their parent for the power the elder possessed. These young dragons fought for choice bits of the Sun Dragon, but each only managed to eat a portion, thus giving them specific powers. Over time, these foul dragons were hunted down and slain by heroes of old.
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Not Undying Mercenaries Thats for sure
- By John on 10-21-15
By: B. V. Larson
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A Darkness Forged in Fire
- Book One of the Iron Elves
- By: Chris Evans
- Narrated by: Michael Kramer
- Length: 15 hrs and 17 mins
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Konowa Swift Dragon, former commander of the Empire's elite Iron Elves, is looked upon as anything but ordinary. He has murdered a Viceroy, been court-martialed, seen his beloved regiment disbanded, and been banished in disgrace to the one place he despises the most---the forest.
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Pleasantly surprised...
- By Chrystal on 11-06-08
By: Chris Evans
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Temple of Sorrow
- Stonehaven League, Book 1
- By: Carrie Summers
- Narrated by: Annie Ellicott, Jeff Hays
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
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Relic Online is the hottest new game out there, and it's Devon Walker's best hope for escaping her hard-knock life. Thanks to her rocking achievements in other games, she's been hired as a salaried player. Even better, her new position comes with cutting-edge implants that turn RO's virtual reality into a full-sensory explosion. Her only task? Drive the game's creator AI to the outermost limits of its creativity. Sounds easy, right? But when Devon logs in, her expectations shatter like an ice golem hit with a sonic blast.
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No veil of tears here
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 08-29-18
By: Carrie Summers
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Paternus: The Complete Trilogy
- By: Dyrk Ashton
- Narrated by: Nik Magill
- Length: 61 hrs and 43 mins
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Described as American Gods meets The Avengers, Paternus combines myths from around the world in a modern story of action and intrigue that is “urban fantasy on the surface, but so much more at its core!”
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Wow!!!
- By Jennifer Elkins on 02-08-21
By: Dyrk Ashton
What listeners say about The Berserker and the Pedant: The Complete First Season
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- Midwestbonsai
- 05-17-16
didn't see that ending coming!
In a word: Fun.
This book is split into episodes rather than chapters, each one moves us towards a common goal but each episode contains its own funny little romp featuring our main characters: Gurken, the typically short tempered dwarf (pun intended) with a penchant for hitting things with his axe. Pellonia, an exceptionally snarky young girl with some mysterious secrets and Arthur, a pedantic wizard who finds himself being murdered a lot.
Josh Powell has a certain Terry Pratchettishness about his style of writing, his characters manage to be a fresh take on classics and share hilarious and witty dialogue.
I would say that this book would be suitable for kids aged 8 and up, though it has cartoonish violence the entire story is very funny and very enjoyable to listen to. This story reminded me of listening to Johnny and the Dead by Terry Pratchett when I was around 10 years old, it has a very similar sense of humour and enough action to keep your attention right to the end.
Our three main characters are on a quest together to retrieve the sacred Orb of Skzd which has been stolen from the temple Gurken is charged to guard. Arthur and Pellonia die several times on this journey, but thankfully they have friends that are able to help them out in that regard - even if resurrection isn't always as straightforward as they might hope.
What did come as a surprise to me was the twist at the end, I can honestly say I didn't see it coming! Put it this way, now there's definitely enough scope to carry on adding books to the series!
Robert Ashker Kraft stands out to me as a narrator after listening to this well produced performance, bringing each of the characters to life with a selection of well executed accents and personalities. The sense of fun he brings to the story lights it up even further and made it a pleasure to listen to, Kraft was definitely an asset to this production!
If you're a fan of the Discworld series and looking for something new to get your teeth into, I would absolutely recommend this audiobook.
Audiobook was provided for review by the author.
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- Carlissa
- 08-09-15
Humorous fantasy adventue
I'm not going to bore anyone with repeating the synopsis, because it is pretty well covered here at Audible. Anyway, I loved this book! Lots of adventure and humor. A little bit too much dying, but at least most of the time, they came back to life! The narrator, Robert Ashker Kraft, was excellent.
I got this audio free from the author via Audiobookblast and the ebook was also free at Amazon (thanks Mr. Powell!).
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- Annie The Audible Addict!!!
- 11-06-15
FUN FANTASY LISTEN!!!
What did you love best about The Berserker and the Pedant: The Complete First Season?
It was original and magical!
Who was your favorite character and why?
Pellonia...she was cute and brave!
Which scene was your favorite?
The ending was cool..Pellonia aka Penelope ends up on a ship and is in modern times...very creative...
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I laughed quite a bit!
Any additional comments?
** I was given a free copy of this book in exchange for an honest review **
This is a great little magical tale with all sorts of creatures! Elves, dwarfs trolls...giant ants...and even a unicorn! They are in search of a magical orb and have a hilarious journey on the way to finding it...if you like fantasy tales, with lots of humor and action...this one is for you!!
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- Brian M
- 08-28-15
Witty and Fun
If you could sum up The Berserker and the Pedant: The Complete First Season in three words, what would they be?
Humorous, witty, and fast.
What other book might you compare The Berserker and the Pedant: The Complete First Season to and why?
I would compare it to what I've always heard about Pratchett's books, though I haven't read any, because of the fantasy and humor. And also Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy because of the wit that exists within.
Which scene was your favorite?
My favorite, is actually kind of a cop out, because the best part of the book for me was all the little notes about Gurken being an avatar so every time he was about to do something a different dwarven rune would pop up on his axe. Gradually that showed a shift from playing it straight towards some increasingly convenient runes that would only exist in specific situations. It's that kind of thing where Powell takes a trope from fantasy and twists it ever so slightly that kept me involved as much as any laugh out loud moment.
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
It's Dwarven, not Dwarfen.
Any additional comments?
I received this for free in exchange for an honest review and that hasn't changed my perspective of the story itself, and was happily surprised because while I knew that it was a fantasy story I definitely overlooked the humorous aspect within. It was both an entertaining fantasy story as well as having that extra level of wit and everything so that was a great part of it.
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- A. M. Haggett
- 08-18-15
An Incredibly Fun Fantasy Adventure. And Ants.
Gurken Stonebiter just did what?! Did I hear that right?
"What ... what am I listening to?" was my initial thought about five minutes in. After another five minutes, I understood exactly what I was listening to and settled in for a delicious adventure.
The Berserker and the Pendant is brilliant, funny and addicting. The characters are very distinctive and original. If you like fantasy, unpredictable outcomes, and you have a sense of humor, do yourself a favor and listen to this book. It was like watching a D&D game with Douglas Adams as DM and Monty Python as the players.
The plot was intriguing, the action was fast paced, and some very heartfelt moments were blended seamlessly into the story.
What makes this gem of a listen shine even brighter is that Robert Ashker Kraft did an amazing job with the reading. His voices were distinct and his timing was perfect on the jokes.
I'm ready for the next season!
--I received a copy of this audiobook in exchange for an honest review.--
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- dne2004
- 07-31-15
A wonderful adventure!!
If you enjoy trips into worlds full of fantastical creatures, then this is a adventure for you! Travel along to find the thief, then onto a quest that needs to be finished because the fate of this world depends on this quest being completed! Grab a seat on this journey and enjoy the ride! Oh, and watch out for goblins!!
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- The Bookwyrm Speaks
- 08-05-15
Fun twists and turns, with a good twist ending.
I was given this title by the author for free in return for an honest review from audiobookblast dot com. There, legal stuff out of the way. I had no idea when I started this book that I would enjoy it so much. It follows the adventures of Gurken Stonebiter, a Temple Ranger for the Temple of the Dwarven, not Dwarfen, God Durstin Firebeard, as he has to try and retrieve the Orb of Skzd, a magical item of great importance. Along the way, he uses his magical ax, which blazes with different Dwarven magic runes (of hilarious names), to berserk rage his way through anything that gets in his way, along with his companions, a wizard, an elf girl, a gnomelike dwarf, and a grown elf. Lots of twists and turns, resurrections, reincarnations, centaur making, and a climactic battle against the evil Phage that shows that reality might not be what everyone thinks it is. The characters are hilarious, the dialogue is witty, and the plot moves along at a quick pace without seeming rushed. The narration was excellent,with Robert Ashker Kraft's narration reminding of one of my favorite narrators, Phil Gigante. Any fans of Yahtzee Crowshaw's Mogworld, or Rob Kroese's Dis books are sure to love this book. I can't wait for the sequel.
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- michael Taylor
- 08-10-15
A good listen
I chose this book because I'm into sci fi and fantasy and it did not let me down. It was over the top and cut me on my toes I can't wait for the next one
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- Mel the no where chick
- 08-01-15
Awesome - Looking forward to the next instalment
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
If they like Fantasy, alt reality books I would definitely recommend this book to them.
What did you like best about this story?
For starters, the dry comedic perspective of the story. The narrator within the story even made fun of not knowing how to pronounce 'Skzd'.
The characters were well developed; I knew their commitment to the quest and each other even if I didn't know exactly why they were committed - because it didn't really matter to the ultimate goal (at least at the onset of the quest). As the story developed, Powell revealed more and more back story/history of the heroes. For example, with Pellonia, we are told she is a 12 year old girl. Well, what is a 12 year old girl doing with a 10th degree wizard and a Mountain Dwarf? It doesn't matter other than the three of them are hilarious together and when we need to know more about her history we learn more because it's part of the story.
I could also envision each of the locations the hero's found themselves in for the different parts of the quest. With fantasy books, I sometimes have a hard time following the actual story line because there is so many details that the story gets lost in the minutiae, but I had no trouble following the story.
Have you listened to any of Robert Ashker Kraft’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
I haven't listened to anything by this narrator before, but he was GREAT. He spoke clearly and enunciated the words so I now know how to say 'Skzd'. All of the characters had separate and unique voices so it was easy to follow the story - which is really important when listening to stories based in alterative realities. Because you are not only learning about new characters you are also learning about their reality.
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
The Mines of Moog aren't just a location anymore...
Any additional comments?
I usually pass over books this short, it's a little less than 4 hours long, but the story is so Full (full of action, comedy, and entertainment) it seems like it should be twice that long. I'm looking forward to more instalments of this series.
This audiobook was provided by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost in exchange for an unbiased review from audio book blast.
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- Frode
- 08-06-15
Watch out for goblins!
Ahhhh, what a fun book! The Berserker and the Pedant: The Complete First Season by Josh Powell is a fun visit. Gurken Stonebiter is a marvelous name! I loved it! This so funny little book! With a length of 3 hrs and 51 mins it is on the short side, but i am almost not complaining since this is the first in a planed series! The Berserker and the Pedant is my first Josh Powell book, and i like it a lot. I feel it is almost a bit to silly to get full score. I feel it is almost a bit to funny! I can complain about that when it comes to fantasy! And i feel Josh Powell wants us to take him serous!
Robert Ashker Kraft Is good, but a little to "goofy" for this material maybe? It is not like i never took him serious, but his "Irish" accent needs work, and he uses that a lot of times. Still i will give him a high score for the other voices he makes, and i am happy that he takes the material seriously enough for my taste! I am a bit tired of people that look at 4 out of 5 like it is bad, it is not 5 out 5 should ONLY be given to things that are close to perfect, and this is not that but i do recommend it on the strongest!
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