
Baby Aliens Got My Teacher!
Baby Aliens, Book 1
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Susan Calman
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Pamela Butchart
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The first title in the brilliant series by Pamela Butchart.
One day Izzy and her friends are surprised to find that their teacher, Miss Jones, is actually being nice to them. This is the woman who was caught secretly smiling when Maisie Miller fell off her chair.
There can be only one conclusion: she's been taken over by aliens, and now she wants to make them all aliens, too!
Hilariously narrated by Susan Calman.
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- Javier Boira
- 05-02-21
excellent for English learning
Lo he leído con Luus, de 12 años. Hemos leído ya 6 libros con este de esta colección y los lee fácilmente. Los personajes son muy alegres e imaginativos y hablan un lenguaje muy infantil.
Las historias siempre acaban bien y tiene. una trama que se lía por culpa de los malentendidos con el lenguaje de los adultos.
Es un libro muy simpático, y el audio es muy apropiado con su acento ligeramente escocés....
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