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Gary Roelofs
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Will Bevis
About this listen
About this short story, for adults only:
When your cousin tells you he's gonna teach you about life...Get out of the truck and run as fast as you can. No, it's not what you think. But it's still pretty bad.
By the author of The Killing of Train-Man Brown.
©2015 Will Bevis (P)2015 Will BevisListeners also enjoyed...
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