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Steven Pacey
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Joe Abercrombie
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Springtime in Styria. And that means war. There have been nineteen years of blood. The ruthless Grand Duke Orso is locked in a vicious struggle with the squabbling League of Eight, and between them they have bled the land white.
While armies march, heads roll and cities burn, behind the scenes bankers, priests and older, darker powers play a deadly game to choose who will be king. War may be hell but for Monza Murcatto, the Snake of Talins, the most feared and famous mercenary in Duke Orso's employ, it's a damn good way of making money too. Her victories have made her popular - a shade too popular for her employer's taste.
Betrayed, thrown down a mountain and left for dead, Murcatto's reward is a broken body and a burning hunger for vengeance. Whatever the cost, seven men must die.
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fantastic
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Its a side step from the first law trilogy. But it deepens the lore and bring new characters to it.
Absolutely recommend.
Continuation from "Last argument of kings"
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Outstanding
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Superb, best one yet, Steven Pacey, give him the equivalent of an Oscar. Writing fantastic. More please
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Steven Pacey narrates this story perfectly and he captures the accents of the North, Styria and all the different characters brilliantly. Love his rendition of Friendly ... gotta love Friendly.
Great Story, Even Better Narration and Performance ... 4.5 stars for me.
JA characters are perfectly portrayed by Steven P!
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Recommended!
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Steven Pacey is now my favourite narrator
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Masterpiece
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Joe Abercrombie delivered again. I really enjoyed this book. The twist at the end left me quite surprised. Great characters, great narration. Well worth your time.Another Winner
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Not Joe’s Best Work
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