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Big Dumb Eyes

Stories from a Simpler Mind

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Big Dumb Eyes

By: Nate Bargatze
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From one of the hottest stand-up comedians, Nate Bargatze brings his everyman comedy to book form in this hilarious collection of personal stories, opinions, and confessions.

Nate Bargatze used to be a genius. That is, until the summer after seventh grade when he slipped, fell off a cliff, hit his head on a rock, and “my skull got, like, dented or something.” Before this accident, he dreamed of being “an electric engineer, or a doctor that does brain stuff, or a math teacher who teaches the hardest math on earth.” Afterwards, all he could do was stand-up comedy.* But the “brain stuff” industry’s loss is everyone else’s gain because Nate went on to become one of today’s top-grossing comedians, breaking both attendance and streaming records.

​In his highly anticipated first book, Nate talks about life as a non-genius. From stories about his first car (named Old Blue, a clunky Mazda with a tennis ball stick shift) and his travels as a Southerner (Northerners like to ask if he believes in dinosaurs), to tales of his first apartment where he was almost devoured by rats and his many debates with his wife over his chores, his diet, and even his definition of “shopping.” He also reflects on such heady topics as his irrational passion for Vandy football and the mysterious origins of sushi (how can a California roll come from old-time Japan?).

BIG DUMB EYES is full of heart. It will make listeners laugh out loud and nod in recognition, but it probably won’t make them think too much.

*Nate’s family disputes this entire story.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

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Audiobook is the way to go

I enjoyed this so much; to me it has the same vibe as the Nateland podcast. More like a conversation (ok, a one-way conversation), like a visit or a catch-up phone call with a friend. Loved the family stories that always make me think, man what was going on in the 70s and 80s that made all our parents just…cuckoo?! Absolutely recommend— looking fwd to seeing live in Chatt!

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Nate is the best.

Hello folks!
I read Big Dumb Eyes in one day—and not because it was short, but because I genuinely couldn’t put it down. Nate Bargatze’s humor translates seamlessly from stage to page. Every chapter feels like you’re sitting in a room with him, listening to one hilarious story after another, told with that classic dry wit and down-to-earth charm he’s known for.The book is packed with self-deprecating tales, quirky observations, and the kind of honest reflections that make you laugh and think at the same time. Whether you’re a longtime fan of his stand-up or just looking for a feel-good, laugh-out-loud read, this book delivers.Highly recommend if you need a good escape and a reminder not to take life too seriously.

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Love Nate!!

Can’t find the PDF to look at the pictures yet, but hopefully I will. Fantastic book and it did make me laugh a lot.

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very entertaining!

Love listening to every chapter. would highly recommend if you like entertainment bios. this is definitely one for you

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Authentic and hilarious!

Authentic and hilarious! A fun read… listen!!! Great job Nate! Glad your big dumb eyes have been successful in your life!

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It’s fun.

Even though it’s a book, it’s still fun. Seven more words to meet the 15 required.

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Love family stories!

I loved hearing all Nate's family stories. He is the BEST comedian by far!!

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So fun!

Nate’s great humor did not disappoint. The fact that he read it made it even better! So relatable! Loved it! ❤️

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Absolutely The Biggest Dumb Eyes!

There’s nothing the book has on this audio especially if y’all don’t like “wordy” books. Hearing Nate talk about his life in his Southern accent is a great way to pass an afternoon pulling weeds & as an avid Gardner & Master Audio Listener, I mean that with the utmost respect. I would listen to Nate read my grocery list, emails, or even War & Peace. (No disrespect to the Mrs.) I highly recommend “Big Dumb Eyes” and look forward to the next audio book when Mate finds more silly things to fill it with.

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Just great

I love that I can listen to Nate talk and it’s amazing. Keep going my dude.

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