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Bill, the Galactic Hero: The Final Incoherent Adventure
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
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Bill has been recruited by Captain Kadaffi - better known as Captain Cadaver - for a suicide mission on the planet Eyerack. Bill has orders to die trying - but trying what, he doesn't know. Will he lead the mission? Will he survive the bombs, blondes, and booze? Will he ever find a foot?
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