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Chris Andrew Ciulla
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B. L. Berry
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WARNING: Highly prone to spontaneous fits of delirium, irrational logic, and violent, unpredictable mood swings. This individual has been sober, swollen, and hungry for the past nine months, so proceed with caution and handle with care. Anything said during the course of labor and delivery should not be taken seriously. Side effects may last up to 18 years. Please consult your physician should castration occur. And never forget, this is all your fault.
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Diner waitress Allison Abraham has no idea her mundane life is about to change dramatically the day she serves a devastatingly handsome customer. Allison is immediately captivated by the mysterious man who stares through her soul with his electric-blue eyes. After he abruptly leaves the restaurant, she can't get him out of her head. She has no idea that he actually came on a mission to find her. Cedric Callahan wasn't expecting to fall in love at first sight with the pretty waitress he'd set out to find.
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WHAT A JOURNEY, WHAT A LOVE STORY & WHAT AN AUTHOR
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 11-14-16
By: Penelope Ward
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Juked
- By: M. E. Carter
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Simone Lewis
- Length: 7 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Quincy has baggage, and lots of it. After a tragic accident spins her world on its axis, she finds herself as a single mother, raising a newborn nephew she never knew she had. Between parenthood, her full-time job, and dealing with the suffocating grief of losing her sister, every day is a struggle. When they begin to cross paths unexpectedly and often, an unlikely friendship starts to evolve. Feelings change. Lines get crossed. What happens next surprises them both....
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Sweet story
- By Devon Irby on 01-12-18
By: M. E. Carter
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The Charlotte Chronicles
- By: Jen Frederick
- Narrated by: Jennifer Mack, Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 12 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Charlotte and Nathan were supposed to be forever. They grew up together. Their families were intertwined. Charlotte was Nathan's first love. Nathan was Charlotte's first everything. Until they weren't. How do you hold on to the person you know in your heart you are supposed to be with when everything and everyone in the universe is telling you it's over? How many times does a heart break? When is enough enough? How long is forever?
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Love the story line!
- By LORI on 08-13-15
By: Jen Frederick
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Seduction and Snacks
- By: Tara Sivec
- Narrated by: Romy Nordlinger
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Claire is a 20-something, single mom who grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life. When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time. With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim-to-none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.
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3 1/2 stars
- By Vinity on 08-01-13
By: Tara Sivec
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Dear Life
- By: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Holly Chandler, Douglas Berger, Morais Almeida, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
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Four lives. Four stories. Four sets of letters. Four brave souls in need of guidance while facing life's greatest challenges. The anonymously published Dear Life program is designed to help them step outside of their comfort zones, face their obstacles, and relinquish their demons...and prove their existence.
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Grieving is not the time for this book
- By Macy on 07-18-20
By: Meghan Quinn
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Manservant
- By: Shari J. Ryan, Lisa Brown - editor
- Narrated by: Victoria Mei
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
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I just wanted an easy summer job.... That didn’t happen. Now, I’m in a living nightmare as I work alongside this monster of a man with mesmerizing emerald eyes that look at me inappropriately every time I see him. To add insult to injury, he has a tan I just want to lick, and a butt worth drooling over every time he purposefully walks by me. But, he's an asshat, and looks are everything. I mean, aren't. LOOKS. ARE. NOT. EVERYTHING. Why do I have to keep reminding myself of this? This is a story of little restraint, too much desire, questionable actions, and the best sex I've ever had.
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Glad I listened to the second book first
- By Mary's older sister on 11-02-18
By: Shari J. Ryan, and others
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Knocked Up
- Crazy Love, Book 2
- By: Stacey Lynn
- Narrated by: Pippa Jayne, John Lane
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
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For the first time in my life, I'm living for myself - not for my parents and their ridiculous expectations. I gave up on my MBA, dropped out of the Ivy League, and moved to Portland to pursue my dream of becoming an artist. And what's the first thing I do? Get knocked up. For a tatted-up sex god, Braxton Henley seems way too eager to "be there for me". Is this guy serious? Maybe. He sure is patient. Because he won't back down until I admit what I know in my heart: that our one-night stand might've led me to the one.
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Wonderful
- By Dawn on 11-13-18
By: Stacey Lynn
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Accidentally on Purpose
- By: L. D. Davis
- Narrated by: Serena Daniels
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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When Emmy sleeps with Kyle after a night of drinking, she quickly tries to put the mistake behind her. When the duo is snowed in together over a long weekend, Emmy begins to discover there is more to Kyle than his mean-spirited behavior. Unfortunately, Kyle has a steady girlfriend he is unwilling to break up with. Moving on and putting that long weekend behind her, Emmy starts dating attorney Luke Kessler. Luke treats Emmy with kindness, reverence, and loves her unconditionally. He is everything Emmy should ever want in a man - sexy, intelligent, successful, and funny, with strong family bonds.
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Another Winner for Me!
- By Jordy ♡♡♡♡ on 06-10-13
By: L. D. Davis
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Single Dad's Virgin
- A Fake Marriage Romance
- By: Penelope Bloom
- Narrated by: William LeRoy, Minnie Atwood
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Housekeeper for a stunningly handsome, male-model billionaire? Yep, that’s my job and it’s as dreamy as it sounds. I get to live in his ridiculously huge mansion, and all I have to do is take care of his mom and daughter, who are practically family. To top it off, the notoriously bossy Mr. King has been away for business since I started. But he came home today. Liam King looks like he stepped out of a GQ magazine, and the way he undresses me with his eyes should be illegal. He ignites my body. Every part of it. But It doesn’t matter how tempting he is. I can’t have him.
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Great book
- By Donna on 06-28-19
By: Penelope Bloom
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Beauty from Pain
- By: Georgia Cates
- Narrated by: Bunny Warren, Robert Black
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
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Jack McLachlan is a winemaking magnate and easily one of Australia's most eligible bachelors. His success and wealth makes him no stranger to the complications of romantic relationships and that's why he goes to extreme measures to avoid the hassle. He prefers simplicity in the form of a beautiful female companion with no strings attached. He arranges relationships like business deals and they're always the same. No long term relationships. No real names.
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Yummy
- By Leesa on 11-07-13
By: Georgia Cates
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Love and Lists
- By: Tara Sivec
- Narrated by: James Fouhey, C.J. Bloom
- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
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Twenty-five-year-old Gavin Ellis has always had the love and support of his family ever since he was a little boy and couldn't stop talking about his penis. He's also always had their unsolicited advice and uncanny knack of embarrassing him at all costs. Now that he's an adult and trying to convince the love of his life to love him back, things haven't changed very much from when he was younger. When Gavin's best friend, Tyler, suggests he make a to-do list of items that will ensure he wins the girl, Gavin is 100 percent on board: after a few six packs.
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WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS IN PUBLIC.
- By Ulyana on 12-25-15
By: Tara Sivec
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Taking Shots
- Assassins Series # 1
- By: Toni Aleo
- Narrated by: Lucy Malone
- Length: 14 hrs and 43 mins
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No matter how hard she tries, Elleanor Fisher never thinks she's good enough, from her job to her weight to her love life. After enduring years of abuse at the hands of an ex-boyfriend, Elli has been drifting through life in a daze. Until, that is, she meets Shea Adler on a promotional shoot for the NHL's Nashville Assassins. Before Elli knows what's happening, the gorgeous Shea breaks the ice and shatters her world. A brilliant athlete inside the rink, Shea Adler is tired of the life he's living outside of it: the women, the money, the drinking. But everything changes when he meets Elli.
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sweet hockey romance
- By Jordy ♡♡♡♡ on 01-01-14
By: Toni Aleo
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Baby Mine
- By: Kennedy Fox
- Narrated by: Aiden Snow, Maxine Mitchell
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
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I saw her first. Blonde. Gorgeous. Feisty. I was smitten. But it didn’t matter because she chose him, and he was my best friend and roommate. I’d never be able to compete with that, so I pushed her away instead. It was easy when she lived hours away, and I didn’t have to see her every day, but then she moved in with us. Now, I’m screwed. From her singing in the shower every morning, dancing in the kitchen while she makes coffee, and doing yoga in our living room, I can’t stop thinking about her in all the wrong ways.
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It would have been nice to know that this was a 2part story!
- By DR on 09-05-23
By: Kennedy Fox
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- Bouscher99
- 04-03-18
Fantastic read that's just as great on audio
Henley and Jeff are awesome characters! Fun, solid and caring as individuals yet as a couple they’re even stronger. Their love and devotion to each other is phenomenal.
This story is full of funny antics! The scary thing is, I can easily imagine them happening in real life as well LOL! That’s the other thing that makes this book so amazing…it has a realistic feel to it. It's more like a real relationship between two real people who have fun together. It’s not full of fluff, embellished sex scenes and lovey-dovey stuff yet it still gives you ALLLL the feels! This author’s writing is spot on, as it has been in all of her other books as well. What's even better is that the narrators managed to capture their personalities and feelings amazingly well, not something easy to do in an audiobook.
This isn't what has become the “typical” romance, it's better! We get to see how Jeff & Henley meet but we also get to experience their dating lives. It shows them as a couple instead of some guy/girl doing the chasing thing or a reunion that leads to a second chance. Nothing wrong with those but they’ve become very common so the fact that this one is "different", well, it's refreshing to me. Something else that I loved about this is that it's a very engaging read. There is a lot of interaction between the characters and very little inner monologue. I absolutely love this because so many times, all the inner monologue just bores me to tears. Definitely NOT an issue with this book. I definitely recommend this book to anyone that needs a laugh or even just a smile. If you've never listened to an audiobook, this is a great one to start with and if you listen often, then you'll definitely love it.
" Even if it’s not some perfectly scripted traditional fairy tale, it’s still yours. It was a strange, unconventional path that led us here. But really, it wasn't strange at all"
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- Sarah G
- 04-06-18
Loved it!!
Even though Jeff sounded like Casey Kasem and Henley sounded like Siri to me, I loved it!
This book was hilarious and so relatable! Honestly, what pregnant woman hasn't had these thoughts? If you tell me you didn't, don't be mad when I call you a big fat liar. As moms, we have all been there. The first child, you worry about everything. By the third, you're seriously wondering if you need to still feed the kid lunch since he just ate a pound of dirt.
This book was so well written and I've just found an amazing new to me author. It's sweet, sexy and funny as hell. I wish I could give it 10 stars.
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- C. Rhoads
- 03-29-18
Sensational!
When I first read this book I laughed harder than ever before. I truly didn’t think listening would measure up to the pure enjoyment as popping my #Birthquake cherry had. I was so wrong! These narrators took it to a whole new level of hilariousness, almost to the point of peeing myself while tears streamed down my face! BL Berry told such a great story, and Kate along with Chris made it a top re-listen in the process.
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- bluesbooks09
- 03-29-18
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oh my Jeff & Henley! this audio is the perfect compliment to the book! Kate & Chris brought these characters to life with so much spunk and pizzazz! so so good!
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- JLH
- 04-10-18
Humorous Look at Becoming a Parent
The narrators did a great job of making Henley, Jeff and Tara come to life. I could hear the conversations and see the characters having them. I laughed out loud several times at the humor in this book.
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- kgagnon
- 07-29-18
4.5 Hilarious & Quirky Stars!
I absolutely adored this audio! It was hilarious, sweet, heartwarming and very sexy! This story starts with a great meet cute between Jeff and Henley. It follows them throughout their fun, quirky and passionate relationship. I want to be best friends with Jeff, Henley and Henley's bff Tara! They are all smart, funny, impulsive, supportive, witty, and caring. Their conversations and situations had me laughing out loud and even covering my face at times! Ms. Berry covers all the bases of a relationship from it's ups and downs, insecurities and happiness, to meddling in-laws and friends. No matter how wacky and crazy the direction of this story would go, Ms Berry would allow us to see honest and genuine reactions. I really cared for both Jeff and Henley and felt like I was right there with them all the way. I loved the ending and thought it was absolutely perfect for them.
I really enjoyed narrators, Kate Udall, and Chris Andrew Ciulla. Their varied voices, comedic timing and inflections, deftly capture the crazy journey, called life, that Henley and Jeff are on.
This story is the perfect blend of humor, charm, emotion and steam. It captured my heart and had me totally engaged from start to finish. I definitely recommend this must read romance!
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- Laurie Beemer
- 04-11-18
absoutely hilarious
This book made me cry because I could not stop laughing. I loved every inch, every word of this story. What I read was fantastic but t hear it made it that much funnier and entertaining. I rate this as the funniest book of 2108 for me and I read a lot. The author did an amazing job writing this book and then finding the perfect platform and voices to make it spectacular.
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- Nickie.long.al
- 10-03-19
amazing audio book
loved it so much
five star audio book
amazing book to listen to
its hot and sexy
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- Amazon Customer
- 05-16-22
cute and funny book
cute book. funny at times. definitely for moms and moms to be or someone who wants to be a mom. wish there were more chapters featuring the boyfriend, he was sweet and funny.
side note: from experience! get the epidural as soon as possible. I asked for an epidural but they said it was too soon, that I still had hours yet. well I finally got the epidural but it never took, the baby came less than an hour afterwards and I felt everything! thankfully it went fast but it was very very painful and I wish I insisted on getting it sooner.
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