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  • Can't Spell Treason Without Tea

  • Tomes & Tea, Book 1
  • By: Rebecca Thorne
  • Narrated by: Jessica Threet
  • Length: 11 hrs and 26 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (76 ratings)

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Can't Spell Treason Without Tea

By: Rebecca Thorne
Narrated by: Jessica Threet
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Publisher's summary

In the tradition of Legends & Lattes, comes a cozy fantasy steeped in sapphic romance about one of the Queen’s private guards and a powerful mage who want to open a bookshop and live happily ever after…if only the world would let them.

All Reyna and Kianthe want is to open a bookshop that serves tea. Worn wooden floors, plants on every table, firelight drifting between the rafters… all complemented by love and good company. Thing is, Reyna works as one of the Queen’s private guards, and Kianthe is the most powerful mage in existence. Leaving their lives isn’t so easy.

But after an assassin takes Reyna hostage, she decides she’s thoroughly done risking her life for a self-centered queen. Meanwhile, Kianthe has been waiting for a chance to flee responsibility–all the better that her girlfriend is on board. Together, they settle in Tawney, a town nestled in the icy tundra near dragon country, and open the shop of their dreams.

What follows is a cozy tale of mishaps, mysteries, and a murderous queen throwing the realm’s biggest temper tantrum. In a story brimming with hurt/comfort and quiet fireside conversations, these two women will discover just what they mean to each other… and the world.

A Macmillan Audio production from Bramble Books.

©2023 Rebecca Thorne (P)2024 Macmillan Audio

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A Cozy Cup of Tea

A wonderful, punny, and well steeped romantic story! Absolutely love the pace of the story and a mix of cozy with a bit of adventure!

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fun semi cozy story

the story is kinda fun. Its a cozy fantasy with some stakes the narration was good

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Very cute!

Has the perfect combination of cozy and chaos <3
I thought a cozy book might be boring, but this was far from it. Great world building, characters with depth, loads of humor and creaative conflict that wasn't always of the violent sort. The narrator has a clear and lovely voice, and somehow performs splound effects really well. Overall this was a refreshingly wonderful listen!

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Obsessed!!!

I love this novel so much. It was a lighthearted love story about two people that just wanted a simple life surrounded by plants and books! There’s the right amount of romance and fantasy! I can’t wait until the next one comes out

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cozy fantasy

I really enjoyed it. The descriptio is spot on. Great pacing, didn't feel like it was an 11 hour book. can't wait until the next one

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Cute, cozy, flirty and with stakes.

Legends and Lates but with more emotional fluency and higher stakes. Narrator disnt just read it, she PERFORMED it.

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A fantastic Cozy Saphic book

I adored this book. I've been struggling to find a good book recently and this one was definetly my cup of tea. I devoured it. Definetly a fantastic cozy read.

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Cozy Fantasy at its best!

This book is so well crafted. The characters are lovable and unique. It is easy for the reader to become invested in their lives and their funny quirks. Way better than Legends and Lattes!

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I prefer coffee but...

I did not expect to fall in love with this story, but only a couple chapters in I was caught up. the performance is good, there's usually a good amount of difference between the two voices of the characters. the characters feel pretty flushed out and realistic, and the book kept up at a good pace!

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conflict resolution

I sincerely appreciate a romance story written by an author that understands the value of communication and conflict resolution. The narrator was fantastic and the story was beautiful from start to finish, can't wait for book 2!

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