
Catholic Guilt (You Know You Love It)
A Short Story from Reheated Cabbage
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Narrated by:
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Tam Dean Burn
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Irvine Welsh
About this listen
A hard drinking, hard fighting builder has a nasty accident when in bed with his best-mate's sister. Little does he know what 'punishment' awaits him on the other side....
Hilarious, shocking and hugely entertaining, 'Catholic Guilt' has all the classic Irvine Welsh ingredients.
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