Elspeth's Boyfriend
A Short Story from Reheated Cabbage
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Narrated by:
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Tam Dean Burn
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Irvine Welsh
About this listen
In Elspeth's Boyfriend, you can enjoy Christmas dinner with Begbie from the infamous Trainspotting, and see how warmly Franco greets his sister’s boyfriend and the news of their engagement.
Hilarious, shocking, and hugely entertaining, Elspeth's Boyfriend has all the classic Irvine Welsh ingredients.
©2009 Irivine Welsh (P)2010 Random House AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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