Victor Spoils
A Short Story from Reheated Cabbage
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Narrated by:
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Tam Dean Burn
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Irvine Welsh
About this listen
Two guys fighting over a beautiful girl might agree – on reflection, and after a few pills and many pints of lager – that their friendship is actually more important than a woman.
Hilarious, shocking and hugely entertaining, 'Victor Spoils' has all the classic Irvine Welsh ingredients.
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