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George Carlin
About this listen
Tracks:
1. The Opening
2. Traffic Accidents: Keep Movin'!
3. You & Me (Things That Come Off of Your Body)
4. People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books
5. Motivation Seminars
6. Parents of Honor Students
7. Baby Slings
8. My Daddy
9. Telephone Mimes
10. Hands-Free Telephone Headsets
11. Answering Machines
12. Family Newsletters
13. Music on Answering Machine
14. People Who Wear Visors
15. Singers With One Name
16. Rich Guys in Hot Air Balloons
17. People Who Misuse Credit Cards
18. Guys Named Todd
19. Gun Enthusiasts
20. White Guys Who Shave Their Heads
21. NAS-holes
22. Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments
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- Grammy Award Nominee, Best Spoken Comedy Album, 2003
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Okay, you might want to remove children under the age of nine from the room before listening to this brilliant album. When they turn 10, you might want to reconsider. Kids are going to learn this language sooner or later, so why not from George? It's Carlin's 12th comedy album, and most of it comes from his seventh HBO special Doin' It Again.
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A Place for My Stuff!
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- Original Recording
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Overall
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Performance
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- Kim
- 07-06-09
Funny, funny, funny.
never any holds barred with George, he picks on EVERYONE, and EVERYONE loves him. He will really be missed, the world lost greatness when they lost him.
RIP George.
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- 02-21-17
Funny
I have a lot of Carlin audio books, and this is one of my favorite. Witty and interesting. Only wish it was longer!
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- Anonymous User
- 05-13-21
one of the greatest comedians ever
once again George Carlin proves that he's relevant no matter what day it is or what's going on in the world. one of the funniest and smartest comedians that ever lived the world lost greatness when they he died
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- hikingal
- 08-31-24
he always makes me laugh 😃
I've listened to him since he began. my older brother had class clown and since then, I had to hear more! now thanks to audio, I can reminisce. I'm not very attentive reading, but listening is the best for me.
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