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Michael Ferraiuolo
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Meghan Maslow
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Six accidental tentacles, five naked neighbors, four evil mages, three ugly sweaters, two dead bodies, and one crush on my straight best friend . . .
Some things are simple fact: Santa Claus isn't real and magic doesn’t exist. As a former foster kid turned cop, I know this for a fact. My life is anything but magical and Santa sure as hell never visited me as a kid.
Another fact in my life: I’ve been in love with Grey Criswel, my gorgeous—and straight—best friend, since we met. Unfortunately, he’s not going to make my secret Christmas wish come true this year—or ever.
But before I know it, fact and fantasy are starting to get all mixed up. I thought I knew Old Bay Isle and its residents like the back of my hand. Now I’m dealing with a bunch of naked carolers refusing to put on their damn clothes and mysterious happenings at the lighthouse. Oh, and murder. Because what says happy holidays like a corpse at a Christmas tree farm?
Worse yet, I’m suddenly afflicted with an aquatic ailment of sorts. Namely—tentacles. Six of them to be exact. Attached. To. My. Back. They even have their own opinions. And they all agree they want Grey. Could he maybe want them—and me—back? Things are so topsy-turvy I’m starting to believe the impossible just might be possible because it turns out magic is real after all . . .
Cthulhu for Christmas is a standalone novel in the Tinsel and Tentacles multi-author winter holiday MM tentacle romance series. It features Zen King—a cop with a tentacular dilemma, a best friend with a closet full (heh) of secrets, a sharp-tongued former foster mom, a beaver for a roommate, found family, and a guaranteed happily-ever-after.
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- Length: 8 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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I have always known my position in life will be based not only on who I mate with but on my ability to give them an heir. I am a lucky one, though. My father has allowed me to decline my suitors, and as a prince, there is always a suitor, one sure I can give them what they want: wealth and power. Thanks, but no thanks. I want someone who loves me for me. Or, at least, someone who won't make me feel sick to my stomach just by being in the same room as them.
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Great story!!
- By AmazonCustomer on 06-07-25
By: Lilo Quie
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All I Want for Christmas is Tentacles
- By: Chloe Archer
- Narrated by: Greg Boudreaux
- Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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There’s no way in Helgar's Nebula I’m marrying the candidate my parents have chosen for me. I don’t want to be the house-husband of some stoic warrior who only cares about training all day. Boring! Thankfully, I’ve learned a thing or two from all those rom-com human movies I’ve illegally downloaded off the intergalactic web. No one will see it coming when I pull a runaway groom maneuver on them!
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Another tentacular tale. Not just for Christmas.
- By Cathy Ann Marshall on 05-18-25
By: Chloe Archer
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Crash-Landed in Love
- He's Out of This World, Book 1
- By: Piper Scott, Renee Fox
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
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When college kid Jude Adler wishes for a new life on a shooting star, he never imagined it would come in the form of a shapeshifting alien who nearly crash-lands his spaceship on top of him, let alone one who chooses to disguise himself as a man inspired by Jude’s wildest fantasies. Al’s ship is damaged and unable to make the flight home, and when he earnestly asks Jude for a safe place to stay until help arrives, how can Jude say no?
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Too cute
- By LindsayReads on 06-21-25
By: Piper Scott, and others
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Heist of Hearts
- A Novella Collection
- By: Alice Winters
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins
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Nefarious Nights: Aiden, who protects a crime lord, ends up trading banter and kisses with the man he’s supposed to kill. Never Have I Ever Ridden a Bike: Owen’s penchant for opening packages propels him and his best friend (and hopeless crush) Lance into a race against time… and a pantsless bicycle ride?
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Laugh so hard
- By monchari on 05-18-25
By: Alice Winters
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A Fae Coin Transported Me into Another World and Now I'm the Gay Holy Maiden
- A Fortune Favors the Fae Standalone
- By: AJ Sherwood
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba, Tor Thom
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
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What happens when you fall and hit the webtoons trope tree? You get killed by Truck-kun, get transported to a fantasy world by a sentient Fae coin, and become the first gay holy maiden. Jake Alexander is Not Happy to be sure. Fortunately in Jake's case, part of the trope tree includes the gorgeous Duke of the North, Theon. And starting a business from scratch, which he's always wanted to do. And revitalizing his new country which is on the verge of collapse.
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Tor Narrates Like Reading a Bullet List
- By pdxBooks on 01-20-25
By: AJ Sherwood
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The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer
- Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees, Book 1
- By: Jennifer Cody
- Narrated by: Kevin Earlywine
- Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
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At least that's what I tell myself when I witness the same hot guy commit mass murder three times in a few days. I'm either the luckiest mute boy ever or possibly the unluckiest. Who knows, maybe him kidnapping me will turn into the greatest love story ever told? Hey, it could happen! You never know how these things will turn out. I happen to believe in love and soulmates, and if nothing else, Arlington Fox doesn't treat my disability like a nuisance.
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So excited these books are in/coming to audio!!!!!
- By @TheVeryTiredBookMama on 10-01-24
By: Jennifer Cody
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A Simple Mistake
- Deadly Mistakes, Book 1
- By: Alice Winters
- Narrated by: Greg Boudreaux
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
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Weirdly, people don’t react overly well when you’re caught standing over the dead body of a murderer who’d walked free. It’s not that I thought my fellow homicide detective would rejoice when he saw what I’d done, but is a pat on the back too much to ask for? Maybe a gold star at the very least? The problem is that the person who caught me is Gabriel, the only person I care for and adore… and he’s prepared to look the other way if I leave homicide and promise to never kill again.
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Twisted, Suspenseful, Thrilling!
- By Muttonchop on 07-06-25
By: Alice Winters
I think the world and the island itself is interesting and fun, and I’d like to see more from it. I do wonder if the island is so enthusiastic about other holidays. Alas, the text was published a year ago so we probably won’t see more of them, but we can hope!
I love how much Grey and Zen trust each other, and of course they’re great together. The spice is excellent too. There were many interesting side characters, and I loved how important some were to the story. Often times books featuring romance only place importance on the two main characters and the antagonist, but that’s not the case here. I would’ve liked more hints as to who the antagonist was before we found out, but the mystery’s resolution still made sense.
And of course Michael Ferraiuolo did a fantastic job, as always.
Overall, fun, very Christmasy, 10/10 definitely recommend.
My biggest complaint…
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Holiday magic with tentacles
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Ok, I don't usually read books with tentacles, but this is so damn good! I laughed so much. The tentacles are adorable. I love that they have a mind of their own. They're hilarious! 😂
Grey and Zen are so sweet. I love them! I wish I could read more about them. They both have the coolest accents in the audiobook. Michael Ferraiuolo did a fantastic job voice acting this story. It's a lot of fun. And the ending of this book is just epic!
I love the discovering magic is real and the found family tropes. This book is so well written. ❤️
I love this book!
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