Dan the Barbarian
Gold Girls and Glory, Book 1
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Buy for $19.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Andrea Parsneau
-
By:
-
Hondo Jinx
About this listen
Cut class. Kick ass. Save the frigging world.
When college sophomore Dan Marshall's life morphs into a hybrid of Penn State and a home-brew tabletop RPG adventure, he grabs his talking two-handed sword and hits campus, seeking gold, girls, and glory.
But even with two beautiful badass women at his side, how can a low-level barbarian survive when he’s pitted against a fraternity of gnolls, a dungeon full of nightmares, and an apocalyptic death cult bent on destroying the whole world?
Warning: Dan the Barbarian is an over-the-top adventure novel intended for listeners 18 and older. It includes explicit sex, graphic violence, a harem of gorgeous ass-kicking girls, and a foulmouthed two-handed sword. Listen at your own risk.
©2018 Hondo Jinx (P)2018 Hondo JinxListeners also enjoyed...
-
Gold, Girls, and Glory: The Complete Series
- By: Hondo Jinx
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 40 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When college sophomore Dan Marshall's life morphs into a hybrid of Penn State and a homebrew tabletop RPG adventure, he grabs his talking two-handed sword and hits campus, seeking gold, girls, and glory. But even with two beautiful bad-ass women at his side, how can a low-level barbarian survive when he’s pitted against a fraternity of gnolls, a dungeon full of nightmares, and an apocalyptic death cult bent on destroying the whole world?
-
-
Probably won't finish the series
- By Joey on 03-17-21
By: Hondo Jinx
-
The Primal Hunter
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Zogarth
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 20 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It was a day like any other when suddenly the world changed. The universe reached a threshold humanity didn’t even know existed, and it was time to finally be integrated into the vast multiverse. A place where power is the only thing anyone can truly rely on.
-
-
A fun and interesting read!
- By Al on 03-08-22
By: Zogarth
-
Fight Town: Inspiration
- By: Hondo Jinx
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Died for a cause. Johnny’s tombstone would read like something you’d find in a dime novel at a used bookstore. Going out like a snuffed candle, his life ended just as it had really begun. Now he’s been given a second chance to fight his way out of the corner he put himself into. In a world of brawls, dirty fights, and hard-hitting cultivators, he must win. Because if he loses, he’ll lose more than just the fight, and it won’t be his life. He already managed that once, after all.
-
-
the best.
- By James on 11-18-21
By: Hondo Jinx
-
Power Mage
- By: Hondo Jinx
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
What if you discovered a secret society living among us? A powerful society split into seven psionic orders, each controlling a separate area: minds, flesh, force, truth, machinery, beasts, or the arcane. And suppose you were the only person on earth who could control all seven psychic energies. All you need is a teacher from each order. Seven orders. Seven amazing powers. Seven beautiful teachers.
-
-
Narrator voice is grating
- By UnlimitedWaifuworks on 12-28-19
By: Hondo Jinx
-
Wrangler
- The Wrangler Saga
- By: Hondo Jinx
- Narrated by: Adam Gold
- Length: 12 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
As a mountain man, cowboy, and cavalry scout, Jedediah Braddock handled every challenge on America’s Western frontier. Then he’s transported to Tardoon, a magical world full of deadly predators, gorgeous monster girls, and brutal centaurs. Most men would have died on arrival, but Braddock has enough love and courage to forge a new destiny in this mighty land. Filled with tough optimism and pioneering spirit, he vows to build the desperate monster girls a sanctuary in the wilderness. There is much to do.
-
-
I wanted to love this...
- By Joseph on 04-08-21
By: Hondo Jinx
-
Apex Shifter Omnibus
- A Portal Adventure Boxset
- By: Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Jack Douglas, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 29 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Marvin toiled through endless work to achieve his dream of flipping properties. A strange man stalked him at his morning diner job, becoming a regular. When he unexpectedly follows him home from night shift, Marvin knows something isn't right. The next day he is offered a magical device. The emblem confirms the paranormal are real, people can partially shift into animals, and that Marvin isn't normal: he's something to be feared. As his life enters a whirlwind adventure, Marvin has to adapt as he becomes more than an ordinary man
-
-
I really wanted to like it.
- By Bishop on 10-20-23
By: Marcus Sloss
-
Gold, Girls, and Glory: The Complete Series
- By: Hondo Jinx
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 40 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When college sophomore Dan Marshall's life morphs into a hybrid of Penn State and a homebrew tabletop RPG adventure, he grabs his talking two-handed sword and hits campus, seeking gold, girls, and glory. But even with two beautiful bad-ass women at his side, how can a low-level barbarian survive when he’s pitted against a fraternity of gnolls, a dungeon full of nightmares, and an apocalyptic death cult bent on destroying the whole world?
-
-
Probably won't finish the series
- By Joey on 03-17-21
By: Hondo Jinx
-
The Primal Hunter
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Zogarth
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 20 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It was a day like any other when suddenly the world changed. The universe reached a threshold humanity didn’t even know existed, and it was time to finally be integrated into the vast multiverse. A place where power is the only thing anyone can truly rely on.
-
-
A fun and interesting read!
- By Al on 03-08-22
By: Zogarth
-
Fight Town: Inspiration
- By: Hondo Jinx
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Died for a cause. Johnny’s tombstone would read like something you’d find in a dime novel at a used bookstore. Going out like a snuffed candle, his life ended just as it had really begun. Now he’s been given a second chance to fight his way out of the corner he put himself into. In a world of brawls, dirty fights, and hard-hitting cultivators, he must win. Because if he loses, he’ll lose more than just the fight, and it won’t be his life. He already managed that once, after all.
-
-
the best.
- By James on 11-18-21
By: Hondo Jinx
-
Power Mage
- By: Hondo Jinx
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
What if you discovered a secret society living among us? A powerful society split into seven psionic orders, each controlling a separate area: minds, flesh, force, truth, machinery, beasts, or the arcane. And suppose you were the only person on earth who could control all seven psychic energies. All you need is a teacher from each order. Seven orders. Seven amazing powers. Seven beautiful teachers.
-
-
Narrator voice is grating
- By UnlimitedWaifuworks on 12-28-19
By: Hondo Jinx
-
Wrangler
- The Wrangler Saga
- By: Hondo Jinx
- Narrated by: Adam Gold
- Length: 12 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
As a mountain man, cowboy, and cavalry scout, Jedediah Braddock handled every challenge on America’s Western frontier. Then he’s transported to Tardoon, a magical world full of deadly predators, gorgeous monster girls, and brutal centaurs. Most men would have died on arrival, but Braddock has enough love and courage to forge a new destiny in this mighty land. Filled with tough optimism and pioneering spirit, he vows to build the desperate monster girls a sanctuary in the wilderness. There is much to do.
-
-
I wanted to love this...
- By Joseph on 04-08-21
By: Hondo Jinx
-
Apex Shifter Omnibus
- A Portal Adventure Boxset
- By: Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Jack Douglas, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 29 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Marvin toiled through endless work to achieve his dream of flipping properties. A strange man stalked him at his morning diner job, becoming a regular. When he unexpectedly follows him home from night shift, Marvin knows something isn't right. The next day he is offered a magical device. The emblem confirms the paranormal are real, people can partially shift into animals, and that Marvin isn't normal: he's something to be feared. As his life enters a whirlwind adventure, Marvin has to adapt as he becomes more than an ordinary man
-
-
I really wanted to like it.
- By Bishop on 10-20-23
By: Marcus Sloss
-
Prism Academy Omnibus, Books 1-5
- By: David Burke
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Maeve York
- Length: 74 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Humanity stands at the brink of extinction. Earth has been bombarded by forces beyond our understanding. In the aftermath, monsters roam the Earth while humanity is forced into a few small safe zones, but not all is lost. When the shadows fell, so too did hope. Progentitor rays birthed a new breed of humans, known as supers. Now those few are all that stands between mankind and death upon the claws and fangs of monsters.
-
-
liked it
- By Joeseph Baxter on 04-02-24
By: David Burke
-
Raw: The Complete Series
- Books 1-8 + 3 Shorts
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Katana Jones
- Length: 62 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
No resources. No memories. No help. Jak awakens, cold and confused, on the shore of an unknown island at the beginning of a dangerous nightfall. With nothing but his name and a head drained of memory, he stumbles into the nearby forest and is quickly forced to fight for his very survival. When he meets Niri, a beautiful elf exiled from her people and left to die in the wilderness, he begins the quest to build his own tribe in a land of blood, brutality, and wild adventure.
-
-
Fine
- By Fluffington on 05-19-24
By: Misty Vixen
-
Ritualist
- Completionist Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Dakota Krout
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 12 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The decision to start a new life is never an easy one, but for Joe the transition was far from figurative. Becoming a permanent addition to a game world, it doesn't take long to learn that people with his abilities are actively hunted. In fact, if the wrong people gained knowledge of what he was capable of, assassins would appear in droves.
-
-
Ritual is necessary for us to know anything
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 05-18-18
By: Dakota Krout
-
Dragon's Justice
- By: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Jack Douglas
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Have you ever felt like there was something inside of you pushing your actions? A dormant beast, so to speak. I know it sounds crazy. But, that’s the best way I could describe how I’ve felt for a long time. I thought it was normal, some animal part of the human brain that lingered from evolution. But, this is the story of how I learned I wasn’t exactly human, and there was a world underneath our own where all the things that go bump in the night live. And, that my beast was very real indeed.
-
-
Worst Dragon Ever
- By Chaz R. on 12-25-21
By: Bruce Sentar
-
Mud, Blood, and Magic
- By: A. D. Krabis
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings
- Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Life doesn't always go according to plan. For ex-CIA Agent Samuel Caulfield, his plans were ripped out from under him after a chance encounter in a firefight. One deal with a dark goddess later, and he's cast into the trenches of a Victorian world, with clashing empires, Elves, Dwarves, Dragons, and more. Surrounded by death, on the front lines of a war without intelligence, he'll have to rely on his wits, his platoon, and a surprise gift from his goddess.
-
-
Harem in a war setting
- By Fredrik on 03-18-23
By: A. D. Krabis
-
Herald of Shalia
- By: Tamryn Tamer
- Narrated by: Amber Lee Connors, Kieran Flitton
- Length: 12 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sebastian Frost’s most recent memory was waking up in a field naked, in a body that wasn’t his own, in a world that definitely wasn’t his own, and three stunning pointy-eared women staring right at him. He also remembered hair as white as starlight, eyes like amethysts, and the name Shalia. Fortunately, it was the right name to know. Shalia was the elves’ goddess, and that made him her herald.
-
-
Frost is my spirit animal!
- By Anthony on 09-14-20
By: Tamryn Tamer
-
An Elven Pirate Lord Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 31 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Marooned in a strange land. Rescued by a sexy wood elf and her forest friends. Wes has a perilous journey in front of him to reclaim his home, his honor, and his future. In a world where political corruption is rife and there are dangers in every direction, the wood elf and her friends might not be what Wes was looking for, but they might be just what he needs.
-
-
MC is an ass and too much porn
- By smarquis on 03-26-23
By: Marcus Sloss
-
Law of Strength
- Four Laws, Book 1
- By: David Burke
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 11 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Rob is a sheriff's deputy faced with a choice: die in a meaningless shootout six hours from now, or accept the offer of a new life in another world offered by a mysterious goddess. But it won't be easy. He has to bring law and order to the wild frontier. The shocks keep coming when he finds out humans aren't native to Olimero. It is a land populated with fierce orcs, wild beastkin, and cunning elves. He may not have their magic, but he does have an edge. As an outsider, he has no cap on his stats. He will need to train, fight, and survive if he wants to rule.
-
-
Not that impressed
- By Roy on 04-22-22
By: David Burke
-
Minotaur's Maze of Monster Girls Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 36 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After slaying a leviathan of the deep, and gaining a magic he barely understands, an ordinary fisherman finds himself entangled in a magical game of the gods with the fate of his planet as the prize. Dean becomes Oakley's champion, competing in the Minotaur's Maze. He travels through a portal to Mixonia, a city of wonders, filled with magic and monster girls of all sorts. As he levels up in his noble quest to save his home world, he will earn and lose fortunes, rescue a bevy of beautiful babes, and protect the innocents of planet Oakley.
-
-
This was actually good.
- By Nate on 05-16-22
By: Marcus Sloss
-
Morrigan's Bidding
- Binding Words, Book 1
- By: Daniel Schinhofen
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sean was just waiting for his best friend to show up at the bar so they could play some pool. It came as a shock when the tall blonde man accosted Sean and demanded that he change seats. His refusal would change his life. When the fight ended, Sean found himself in the strangest meeting of his life. Odin, Archangel Michael, Lucifer, and Morrigan all vied for his soul, each offering different deals. Sean had to choose, so he chose to go with the goddess of Fate, Death, and Battle.
-
-
Best female narration I've ever heard
- By Kyle L. on 11-01-18
-
First Steps
- Descend, Book 1
- By: David Burke
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Boredom was killing Jay, not in a dramatic way, but in the life of stifled potential way. He wanted more out of life. Then, without any warning, he found himself part of an experiment with not even so much as the courtesy of a "how do you do?". It wasn't really all bad, though. The fit, busty babes outnumbered him 30 to one. Now, Jay has to fight to survive. He has to conquer the dungeon or die. On top of that, he has to juggle a bunch of gorgeous women who are all stuck in the same life or death fight as him.
-
-
You must Descend
- By Audiophile on 03-25-21
By: David Burke
-
Azarinth Healer: Book One
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Rhaegar
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 24 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ilea likes punching things. And eating. Unfortunately, there aren’t too many career options for hungry brawlers. Instead, the plan is to quit her crappy fast-food job, go to college, and become a fully functioning member of society. Essentially—a fate worse than death.
-
-
A fun story told cartoonishly...
- By Heather L. Lynch on 01-24-23
By: Rhaegar
Related to this topic
-
Forever Fantasy Online
- Forever Fantasy Online, Book 1
- By: Rachel Aaron, Travis Bach
- Narrated by: Josh Hurley
- Length: 19 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the real world, twenty-one-year-old library sciences student Tina Anderson is invisible and under-appreciated, but in the VR-game Forever Fantasy Online she's Roxxy—the respected leader and main tank of a top-tier raiding guild. Her brother, James Anderson, has a similar problem. IRL he’s a college drop-out struggling under debt, but in FFO he's famous—an explorer known all over the world for doing every quest and collecting the rarest items.
-
-
The cover art is great....
- By Johnny Jeppesen on 08-18-18
By: Rachel Aaron, and others
-
Royal Bastards
- By: Andrew Shvarts
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Being a bastard blows. Tilla would know. Her father, Lord Kent of the Western Province, loved her as a child but cast her aside as soon as he had trueborn children. At 16 Tilla spends her days exploring long-forgotten tunnels beneath the castle with her stablehand half brother, Jax, and her nights drinking with the servants, passing out on Jax's floor while her castle bedroom collects dust. Tilla secretly longs to sit by her father's side, enjoying feasts with the rest of the family.
-
-
Reading is not the same as the physical copy
- By Annelle Powell on 07-09-18
By: Andrew Shvarts
-
Warrior: Monster Slayer
- Monsterworld Saga, Book 1
- By: Sam Ryder
- Narrated by: Soren Gray
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sam Ryder's life already sucks, and it's about to get worse when he's fired from his dead-end job as a programmer. He's about to head home to escape into his favorite RPG, Alien Civilization, when he's offered a thrill ride on a death machine by a gorgeous woman straight out of one of his games. Before Sam can say "WTF?", he's been whisked away to a dark world of monsters and goddesses, his body transformed from Outcast to Warrior, the second level on a ladder that may eventually carry him all the way to Demigod.
-
-
for soft headed idiots
- By Chax on 12-06-18
By: Sam Ryder
-
Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1-4)
- By: Robert Bevan
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Length: 32 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Swords. Sorcery. Dick Jokes. Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns and Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world filled with magic and monsters, and ruled over by a cruel and sadistic game master who taunts and harasses them while he sits back and eats their fried chicken.
-
-
A great listen, but don't listen while in public!
- By Jonathan on 06-26-19
By: Robert Bevan
-
Dark and Stormy Knights
- By: Ilona Andrews, Jim Butcher, Shannon K Butcher, and others
- Narrated by: Renee Raudman, Joe Barrett, Marc Vietor, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It was a dark and stormy knight, and nine dark defenders embarked upon a most perilous quest. They're the ultimate defenders of humanity, modern day knights who do dark deeds for all the right reasons. In this all-star collection, nine of today's hottest paranormal authors bring us thrilling, all-new stories of supernatural knights that are brimming with magic mystery and mayhem.
-
-
Bought this for Dresden, loved the rest!
- By Moon River on 06-27-12
By: Ilona Andrews, and others
-
Contractor
- The Contractors, Book 1
- By: Andrew Ball
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 14 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Earth is under siege - and no one knows about it because the invaders erase those whom they consume. A handful of men and women stand on the border between the mundane and the magical. They have a special spark of soul - not quite enough to be naturally gifted in spellcraft but greater than the average person, a tiny flame that can ignite incredible potential. They possess the ability to fight back against the Vorid: the ability to become a Contractor.
-
-
Where. Is. The. Sequel!!!!
- By Brina on 07-21-16
By: Andrew Ball
-
Forever Fantasy Online
- Forever Fantasy Online, Book 1
- By: Rachel Aaron, Travis Bach
- Narrated by: Josh Hurley
- Length: 19 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the real world, twenty-one-year-old library sciences student Tina Anderson is invisible and under-appreciated, but in the VR-game Forever Fantasy Online she's Roxxy—the respected leader and main tank of a top-tier raiding guild. Her brother, James Anderson, has a similar problem. IRL he’s a college drop-out struggling under debt, but in FFO he's famous—an explorer known all over the world for doing every quest and collecting the rarest items.
-
-
The cover art is great....
- By Johnny Jeppesen on 08-18-18
By: Rachel Aaron, and others
-
Royal Bastards
- By: Andrew Shvarts
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Being a bastard blows. Tilla would know. Her father, Lord Kent of the Western Province, loved her as a child but cast her aside as soon as he had trueborn children. At 16 Tilla spends her days exploring long-forgotten tunnels beneath the castle with her stablehand half brother, Jax, and her nights drinking with the servants, passing out on Jax's floor while her castle bedroom collects dust. Tilla secretly longs to sit by her father's side, enjoying feasts with the rest of the family.
-
-
Reading is not the same as the physical copy
- By Annelle Powell on 07-09-18
By: Andrew Shvarts
-
Warrior: Monster Slayer
- Monsterworld Saga, Book 1
- By: Sam Ryder
- Narrated by: Soren Gray
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sam Ryder's life already sucks, and it's about to get worse when he's fired from his dead-end job as a programmer. He's about to head home to escape into his favorite RPG, Alien Civilization, when he's offered a thrill ride on a death machine by a gorgeous woman straight out of one of his games. Before Sam can say "WTF?", he's been whisked away to a dark world of monsters and goddesses, his body transformed from Outcast to Warrior, the second level on a ladder that may eventually carry him all the way to Demigod.
-
-
for soft headed idiots
- By Chax on 12-06-18
By: Sam Ryder
-
Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1-4)
- By: Robert Bevan
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Length: 32 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Swords. Sorcery. Dick Jokes. Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns and Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world filled with magic and monsters, and ruled over by a cruel and sadistic game master who taunts and harasses them while he sits back and eats their fried chicken.
-
-
A great listen, but don't listen while in public!
- By Jonathan on 06-26-19
By: Robert Bevan
-
Dark and Stormy Knights
- By: Ilona Andrews, Jim Butcher, Shannon K Butcher, and others
- Narrated by: Renee Raudman, Joe Barrett, Marc Vietor, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It was a dark and stormy knight, and nine dark defenders embarked upon a most perilous quest. They're the ultimate defenders of humanity, modern day knights who do dark deeds for all the right reasons. In this all-star collection, nine of today's hottest paranormal authors bring us thrilling, all-new stories of supernatural knights that are brimming with magic mystery and mayhem.
-
-
Bought this for Dresden, loved the rest!
- By Moon River on 06-27-12
By: Ilona Andrews, and others
-
Contractor
- The Contractors, Book 1
- By: Andrew Ball
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 14 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Earth is under siege - and no one knows about it because the invaders erase those whom they consume. A handful of men and women stand on the border between the mundane and the magical. They have a special spark of soul - not quite enough to be naturally gifted in spellcraft but greater than the average person, a tiny flame that can ignite incredible potential. They possess the ability to fight back against the Vorid: the ability to become a Contractor.
-
-
Where. Is. The. Sequel!!!!
- By Brina on 07-21-16
By: Andrew Ball
-
Death March
- By: Phil Tucker
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Pro-gamer and eighth grade teacher Chris is preoccupied by thoughts of how to save his brother when he gets an invitation he can't resist: Want to play Euphoria for free? The free pass brings him to a portal for the newest and most awesome game in the universe. Chris agrees to play Euphoria Online in Death March mode, a secret and deadly level of the game.
-
-
Really great start! Can't wait for more.
- By superstardrifter on 08-31-18
By: Phil Tucker
-
Carniepunk
- By: Rachel Caine, Rob Thurman, Kevin Hearne, and others
- Narrated by: Candace Thaxton, Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 14 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Come one, come all! The Carniepunk Midway promises you every thrill and chill a traveling carnival can provide. But fear not! Urban fantasy's biggest stars are here to guide you through this strange and dangerous world....
-
-
Its A Separate 14 Short Stories
- By Hassan on 07-27-13
By: Rachel Caine, and others
-
The Archemi Online Chronicles Boxset: Books 1, 2 & 3
- A LitRPG Epic Fantasy Series (The Archemi Online Chronicles)
- By: James Osiris Baldwin
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, Laurie Catherine Winkel, and others
- Length: 45 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Before being conscripted to fight in the Total War, Private Hector Park had a shattered family, a collection of old video games, and a promising career as a motorcycle stuntman. Now, he is dying from a virus threatening humankind with extinction. He has three days to live. When Hector’s brother contacts him after years of hostile silence, Hector goes to try and make peace. But his brother offers him something even better: the chance to cheat death by joining him in Archemi, a full-immersion fantasy VR-RPG video game.
-
-
fun narration & characters buuut...
- By ERIC ESTES on 01-29-24
-
Starling
- The Starling Saga, Book 1
- By: Lesley Livingston
- Narrated by: Lesley Livingston
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Mason Starling is a champion fencer on the Gosforth Academy team, but she's never had to fight for her life. Not until the night a ferocious, otherworldly storm rips through Manhattan, trapping Mason and her teammates inside the school. Mason is besieged by nightmarish creatures more terrifying than the thunder and lightning as the raging tempest also brings a dangerous stranger into her life: a young man who remembers nothing but his name - the Fennrys Wolf. His arrival tears Mason's world apart, even as she feels an undeniable connection to him.
-
-
Disappointed
- By Bill on 09-18-12
-
The Nate Temple Series: Books 0-3
- The Nate Temple Series Boxset Book 1
- By: Shayne Silvers
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 41 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
My name is Nate Temple, and I’m secretly a wizard. I ride a foul-mouthed unicorn, I drink with Achilles, and I’m pals with the Four Horsemen. I’ve even cow-tipped the Minotaur. I understand the theory of following the rules...I’m just not very good at the application. Because rules were meant to be broken, and St. Louis has a bit of a supernatural infestation these days. Someone should probably be keeping an eye on these things -and probably an eye on me, too. Before I blow up another building...or three.
-
-
Basically Batman with lizard brain
- By Ross Hageman on 04-01-20
By: Shayne Silvers
-
Rebirth Online
- Rebirth Online, Book 1
- By: Michael James Ploof
- Narrated by: Tristan Morris
- Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sam Sullivan has spent the last year of his life paralyzed. Unable to afford the state-of-the-art surgery needed to repair his spinal cord, Sam has lost all hope. But when the first fully immersive virtual-reality game goes live, Sam is given a second chance at life. If Sam can rise through the ranks and claim his kingdom, he just might be able to earn enough money to afford the surgery he so badly needs. Sam enters Rebirth Online excited to begin his adventure, but within 15 minutes of spawning in the game, he is robbed, beaten, and left for dead.
-
-
to know that genre or to Pander to everyone
- By Cory on 03-04-19
-
Braving the Elements
- The Darkness Series, Book Two
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Victoria Mei
- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sasha has always known she was different, but now she also knows that the shadow men she’s seen all her life, are real. With a life goal of fitting in, Sasha hopes her strange abilities will finally make true friendship a possibility. Unfortunately, her magic doesn’t function like everyone else’s. What she thought would make her belong, sets her apart now more than ever. Stefan, all but promised to a different woman, has tried to keep his mind on his duties instead of the irresistible and free-spirited human.
-
-
Love Stefan & Sasha
- By Madeleine East on 11-24-20
By: K.F. Breene
-
Apocalypse Now Now
- By: Charlie Human
- Narrated by: David Atlas, Fiona Hardingham
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Baxter Zevcenko's life is pretty sweet. He's making a name for himself as the kingpin of his smut-peddling high school syndicate, the other gangs are staying out of his business, and he's dating the girl of his dreams, Esme. But when Esme gets kidnapped, things start to get seriously weird, and the only man drunk enough to help is a bearded, booze-soaked, supernatural bounty hunter who goes by the name of Jackson "Jackie" Ronin.
-
-
WTF
- By Adam on 11-14-17
By: Charlie Human
-
Rot & Ruin
- By: Jonathan Maberry
- Narrated by: Brian Hutchison
- Length: 13 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Fifteen-year-old Benny Imura lives in a world infested with zombies where, when a kid turns 15, he must get a job to continue receiving food rations. Benny has no interest in the family business of zombie killing, but figures he doesn’t have much of a choice. He’s tried out a bunch of other jobs, and hasn’t found anything he likes. But as Benny starts training with his brother, he learns things about being human that he never expected.
-
-
Just when you thought it was safe.....
- By Amanda H. on 05-12-11
By: Jonathan Maberry
-
In the Land of Hershel
- The Sunrider Saga, Book 0
- By: Rafael Hohmann
- Narrated by: Ralph Lister
- Length: 51 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Five knights tell stories of ancient lands, madness, and terrifying monsters...but no one can top Knight Elric's tale of the Land of Hershel, a monstrous swamp filled with horrifying creatures and an ever-present threat. If you stop moving, you drown. "In the Land of Hershel" is a short story set in the thrilling world of SunRider.
-
-
Good but
- By Mistina on 05-09-23
By: Rafael Hohmann
-
Born in Fire
- Demon Days, Vampire Nights World, Book 1
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Supernatural Bounty Hunter isn't the sort of thing you see on LinkedIn. But with a rare type of magic like mine, I don't have many options. Dangerous or not, the job is mine. And it was going fine, until an old-as-sin vampire stole my mark, and with it, my pay day. Knowing I'm poor and desperate, he has offered me a job. I'll have to work by his side to help solve a top secret case. Everyone knows not to trust vampires. Especially a hot elder vampire.
-
-
Entertaining New Series
- By HWin on 06-23-17
By: K.F. Breene
-
Succubus Christmas Special
- By: A.J. Markam
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma
- Length: 3 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In this irreverent take on the holidays, Ian gets a new quest in a virtual reality video game: kill a monstrous villain named Sinter Klaws. (And no, he is NOT a jolly old elf.) Join Ian, his succubus Alaria, and his imp Stig as they journey through a winter wonderland full of killer reindeer, lecherous elves, and the worst mall Santa in the history of the world.
-
-
Say my name b**ch! A porny, Xmas, litRPG short
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 11-07-21
By: A.J. Markam
People who viewed this also viewed...
-
Power Mage
- By: Hondo Jinx
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
What if you discovered a secret society living among us? A powerful society split into seven psionic orders, each controlling a separate area: minds, flesh, force, truth, machinery, beasts, or the arcane. And suppose you were the only person on earth who could control all seven psychic energies. All you need is a teacher from each order. Seven orders. Seven amazing powers. Seven beautiful teachers.
-
-
Narrator voice is grating
- By UnlimitedWaifuworks on 12-28-19
By: Hondo Jinx
-
Gold, Girls, and Glory: The Complete Series
- By: Hondo Jinx
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 40 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When college sophomore Dan Marshall's life morphs into a hybrid of Penn State and a homebrew tabletop RPG adventure, he grabs his talking two-handed sword and hits campus, seeking gold, girls, and glory. But even with two beautiful bad-ass women at his side, how can a low-level barbarian survive when he’s pitted against a fraternity of gnolls, a dungeon full of nightmares, and an apocalyptic death cult bent on destroying the whole world?
-
-
Probably won't finish the series
- By Joey on 03-17-21
By: Hondo Jinx
-
Eternal Online: The Complete Series: (A LitRPG Series Box Set: Books 1-3)
- By: TJ Reynolds
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 44 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A broke gamer. A deadly online world. Can Dahlia level up fast enough to keep the debt collectors at bay? Dahlia has to pay off her dead father’s bills or risk her life in the lithium mines. Which...no thank you. Besides, the world is run by tech, and this gamer girl is determined to explore the virtual world her father was so obsessed with - and get rich while she’s at it. So, she sells everything and rents a premium VR pod to play Eternal Online. Enter the toughest realm available? Check. Discover the fastest way to loot without dying? In progress.
-
-
Returned
- By Gridguy on 10-11-21
By: TJ Reynolds
-
Chronicles Of Empyrea Omnibus: Books 1-4
- By: Michael Dalton
- Narrated by: Byron Ormond, Kat Riley
- Length: 45 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I don’t know who I am. I only know what I need to be. I awoke in a tomb. I had nothing but a big sword and uncertain memories from uncertain lives. I was a great warrior who wandered this land before being killed by an ageless tyrant wizard-king. I was a warrior of a very different sort, who lived in a city of steel and glass.
-
-
You really don't like your MC...
- By Anonymous User on 05-16-24
By: Michael Dalton
-
Gravesong
- Singer of Terandria Series, Book 1
- By: pirateaba
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
All the world's a stage...even when you're teleported to a new world. Struggling actress Cara O'Sullivan was walking down the street of Galway one moment, and the next, she was in an ancient tomb in a faraway world. Alone in the dark with her cell phone as her last tenuous connection to home, Cara sings her favorite song. To her astonishment, her song casts a spell of light into the world...and from the depths, something hears her. Challenged by a ghostly knight, a tragic necromancer, and hordes of undead, can a young woman who does not believe in heroes become one herself?
-
-
The characters become real.
- By justin on 05-02-24
By: pirateaba
-
The Wandering Inn
- The Wandering Inn, Book 1
- By: pirateaba
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 43 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
An inn is a place to rest, a place to talk and share stories, a place to find adventure, or a starting ground for quests and legends. It is in this world, at least. To Erin Solstice, an inn seems like a medieval relic from the past. But here she is, running from Goblins and trying to survive in a world full of monsters and magic. She’d be more excited about all of this if everything wasn’t trying to kill her. But an inn is what she’s found, and so that’s what she becomes; an innkeeper, who serves drinks to heroes and monsters. Mostly monsters. But it’s a living, right?
-
-
Endless whining and painfully slow
- By Kindle Customer on 01-04-20
By: pirateaba
-
Power Mage
- By: Hondo Jinx
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
What if you discovered a secret society living among us? A powerful society split into seven psionic orders, each controlling a separate area: minds, flesh, force, truth, machinery, beasts, or the arcane. And suppose you were the only person on earth who could control all seven psychic energies. All you need is a teacher from each order. Seven orders. Seven amazing powers. Seven beautiful teachers.
-
-
Narrator voice is grating
- By UnlimitedWaifuworks on 12-28-19
By: Hondo Jinx
-
Gold, Girls, and Glory: The Complete Series
- By: Hondo Jinx
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 40 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When college sophomore Dan Marshall's life morphs into a hybrid of Penn State and a homebrew tabletop RPG adventure, he grabs his talking two-handed sword and hits campus, seeking gold, girls, and glory. But even with two beautiful bad-ass women at his side, how can a low-level barbarian survive when he’s pitted against a fraternity of gnolls, a dungeon full of nightmares, and an apocalyptic death cult bent on destroying the whole world?
-
-
Probably won't finish the series
- By Joey on 03-17-21
By: Hondo Jinx
-
Eternal Online: The Complete Series: (A LitRPG Series Box Set: Books 1-3)
- By: TJ Reynolds
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 44 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A broke gamer. A deadly online world. Can Dahlia level up fast enough to keep the debt collectors at bay? Dahlia has to pay off her dead father’s bills or risk her life in the lithium mines. Which...no thank you. Besides, the world is run by tech, and this gamer girl is determined to explore the virtual world her father was so obsessed with - and get rich while she’s at it. So, she sells everything and rents a premium VR pod to play Eternal Online. Enter the toughest realm available? Check. Discover the fastest way to loot without dying? In progress.
-
-
Returned
- By Gridguy on 10-11-21
By: TJ Reynolds
-
Chronicles Of Empyrea Omnibus: Books 1-4
- By: Michael Dalton
- Narrated by: Byron Ormond, Kat Riley
- Length: 45 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I don’t know who I am. I only know what I need to be. I awoke in a tomb. I had nothing but a big sword and uncertain memories from uncertain lives. I was a great warrior who wandered this land before being killed by an ageless tyrant wizard-king. I was a warrior of a very different sort, who lived in a city of steel and glass.
-
-
You really don't like your MC...
- By Anonymous User on 05-16-24
By: Michael Dalton
-
Gravesong
- Singer of Terandria Series, Book 1
- By: pirateaba
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
All the world's a stage...even when you're teleported to a new world. Struggling actress Cara O'Sullivan was walking down the street of Galway one moment, and the next, she was in an ancient tomb in a faraway world. Alone in the dark with her cell phone as her last tenuous connection to home, Cara sings her favorite song. To her astonishment, her song casts a spell of light into the world...and from the depths, something hears her. Challenged by a ghostly knight, a tragic necromancer, and hordes of undead, can a young woman who does not believe in heroes become one herself?
-
-
The characters become real.
- By justin on 05-02-24
By: pirateaba
-
The Wandering Inn
- The Wandering Inn, Book 1
- By: pirateaba
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 43 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
An inn is a place to rest, a place to talk and share stories, a place to find adventure, or a starting ground for quests and legends. It is in this world, at least. To Erin Solstice, an inn seems like a medieval relic from the past. But here she is, running from Goblins and trying to survive in a world full of monsters and magic. She’d be more excited about all of this if everything wasn’t trying to kill her. But an inn is what she’s found, and so that’s what she becomes; an innkeeper, who serves drinks to heroes and monsters. Mostly monsters. But it’s a living, right?
-
-
Endless whining and painfully slow
- By Kindle Customer on 01-04-20
By: pirateaba
What listeners say about Dan the Barbarian
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Ian Schrott
- 12-31-18
good
Dan the Barbarian is an over-the-top adventure novel intended for readers 18 and older. It includes explicit sex, graphic violence, a harem of gorgeous ass-kicking girls, and a foul-mouthed two-handed sword. Read at your own risk
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
2 people found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- @Estoner88
- 01-25-19
awesome
loved it cant wait for book 2. full of action and explicitly hot girls and conan jokes
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Dariun
- 05-14-20
ehh we shall see how book 2 turns out
There are select few books that make me want to bash my skull against a wall, this is one of them. This book is not a bad listen in all honesty loved the first 80% the 15% after that though ruined the book for me. Jinx I'm hoping your writing style doesn't continue in the same manner with the rest of this series because I enjoy power mage immensely so far so I know your not a depressing writer but Dan's story so far is depressing
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Backlash
- 02-27-19
Dan becomes The Man!
Dan wanted to live in another world, on of adventure and excitement, but when he gets his wish he discovers that comes with a price. Incredible author and one of the best narrators out there.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
8 people found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Josh Noneya
- 01-07-19
fun
fun story - great narration!
a zaney adventure full of puns, beautiful women, and crazy barbarians - what could possibly go wrong?!
this is a harem story, and is fairly predictable at times, but that being said - it's funny, fun, and entertaining. the narrator really brings the characters to life and draws you into the story. well worth a credit.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
2 people found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- leonardo bastos
- 01-10-20
good stuff
over all its exactly what the title makes it out to be ans very good
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- B. Cabe
- 04-29-19
Convert the real world into litRPG
I've really enjoyed this series. The first (for me) to turn the real world into a litRPG adventure for the MC and it really sparked my imagination. Above average writing for this genre too. Good job Mr. Jinx. Gold, Girls and Glory!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
4 people found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- KC
- 03-26-19
Great book!
Great story, awesome characters, lots of great action, all of it the barbarian way! Destroy the bad guys, enjoy victory with your wives... great book!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- TU
- 01-28-19
A unique approach to LitRPG and so good!
I was given this free review copy audio book at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
I loved this book. I will start off by praising the narration. Andrea Parsneau did a superb job of bringing this book to life. I love her voices, espcially for the monstrous characters. So great! Anyway, I also really love how this author approached the whole game world thing. A cool, unique approach. All in all, this is a great start to the series and I am rediculously looking forward to the next book!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- T. Knight
- 11-06-19
Dan the Geek goes to Dan the Man
Love Andrea brought the story to life by making it a joy to listen to. If you like D&D give this a go you'll get a kick out of the references and Wish that there was someone around that could play chess with you lol
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful