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Gold Girls and Glory, Book 1
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Andrea Parsneau
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Hondo Jinx
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Cut class. Kick ass. Save the frigging world.
When college sophomore Dan Marshall's life morphs into a hybrid of Penn State and a home-brew tabletop RPG adventure, he grabs his talking two-handed sword and hits campus, seeking gold, girls, and glory.
But even with two beautiful badass women at his side, how can a low-level barbarian survive when he’s pitted against a fraternity of gnolls, a dungeon full of nightmares, and an apocalyptic death cult bent on destroying the whole world?
Warning: Dan the Barbarian is an over-the-top adventure novel intended for listeners 18 and older. It includes explicit sex, graphic violence, a harem of gorgeous ass-kicking girls, and a foulmouthed two-handed sword. Listen at your own risk.
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Alvin woke in a room that was not his, to discover that he had died and his brain had been bargained off cheaply to pay off someone else’s debt. It did not sit well with him. It didn’t surprise him that even in death, people were still using him for their own purposes. He had never exactly been a good guy, but everyone had their breaking point, and he had found his. The bastards in charge had uploaded his mind into a virtual death game. The whole world could now pay to see him play it and probably die. Regardless, he was not about to wait for death to come for him.
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HAve fun with the apocalypse and zombies
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 10-03-18
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Netherworld Manor
- By: Kay W. Williams
- Narrated by: Sierra Taft
- Length: 24 hrs and 37 mins
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Damien had planned it all out. He had the support of his wealthy parents, loyal friends who shared his goals, even a high-ranked Core just waiting for him to use. One more Dungeon run and he would be set–he was finally going to take the first real step on the path to fame and fortune as a Hero. The future was so bright, he needed shades to see it. Was, in the past tense. Because Damien just died.
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Great book, fresh MC. Narrator though..
- By Sam on 04-14-24
By: Kay W. Williams
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Raw: The Complete Series
- Books 1-8 + 3 Shorts
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Katana Jones
- Length: 62 hrs and 20 mins
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No resources. No memories. No help. Jak awakens, cold and confused, on the shore of an unknown island at the beginning of a dangerous nightfall. With nothing but his name and a head drained of memory, he stumbles into the nearby forest and is quickly forced to fight for his very survival. When he meets Niri, a beautiful elf exiled from her people and left to die in the wilderness, he begins the quest to build his own tribe in a land of blood, brutality, and wild adventure.
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Fine
- By Fluffington on 05-19-24
By: Misty Vixen
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Heavenly Chaos
- Heavenly Chaos, Book 1
- By: Daniel Schinhofen
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 11 hrs and 56 mins
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Benedict Aaron Rodney had a terrible life for eighteen years. Then, something miraculous happened: the Heavens stepped in, granting him a Sphere. Spontaneous manifestation of a Sphere was very rare, but it happened on occasion. Benedict, while being beaten unconscious and having his bones broken, was suddenly the Holder of a Sphere of Regeneration.
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Bad
- By Jack Brown on 07-02-24
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Magic's Mantle
- Ard's Oath, Book 1
- By: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Chris Boucher
- Length: 15 hrs and 41 mins
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Arden was left in the village by a dying mage, who never returned. With no way out of the village on his own, he had always held onto the hope that one day his magic would awaken and give him access to his spheres. But he’s about to turn eighteen and it’s never come. Instead, he’s settled into his lot as a sarcastic and quick-witted innkeeper. That all changes one night when his old flame, who escaped the village to become a mage’s anchor, returns. Ard’s life is about to go through some dramatic changes, and he’s not ready for them.
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Main characters annoying
- By kevin on 05-02-24
By: Bruce Sentar
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Chronicles Of Empyrea Omnibus: Books 1-4
- By: Michael Dalton
- Narrated by: Byron Ormond, Kat Riley
- Length: 45 hrs and 4 mins
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I don’t know who I am. I only know what I need to be. I awoke in a tomb. I had nothing but a big sword and uncertain memories from uncertain lives. I was a great warrior who wandered this land before being killed by an ageless tyrant wizard-king. I was a warrior of a very different sort, who lived in a city of steel and glass.
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You really don't like your MC...
- By Anonymous User on 05-16-24
By: Michael Dalton
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- Ian Schrott
- 12-31-18
good
Dan the Barbarian is an over-the-top adventure novel intended for readers 18 and older. It includes explicit sex, graphic violence, a harem of gorgeous ass-kicking girls, and a foul-mouthed two-handed sword. Read at your own risk
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- @Estoner88
- 01-25-19
awesome
loved it cant wait for book 2. full of action and explicitly hot girls and conan jokes
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- Dariun
- 05-14-20
ehh we shall see how book 2 turns out
There are select few books that make me want to bash my skull against a wall, this is one of them. This book is not a bad listen in all honesty loved the first 80% the 15% after that though ruined the book for me. Jinx I'm hoping your writing style doesn't continue in the same manner with the rest of this series because I enjoy power mage immensely so far so I know your not a depressing writer but Dan's story so far is depressing
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- Backlash
- 02-27-19
Dan becomes The Man!
Dan wanted to live in another world, on of adventure and excitement, but when he gets his wish he discovers that comes with a price. Incredible author and one of the best narrators out there.
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- Josh Noneya
- 01-07-19
fun
fun story - great narration!
a zaney adventure full of puns, beautiful women, and crazy barbarians - what could possibly go wrong?!
this is a harem story, and is fairly predictable at times, but that being said - it's funny, fun, and entertaining. the narrator really brings the characters to life and draws you into the story. well worth a credit.
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- leonardo bastos
- 01-10-20
good stuff
over all its exactly what the title makes it out to be ans very good
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- B. Cabe
- 04-29-19
Convert the real world into litRPG
I've really enjoyed this series. The first (for me) to turn the real world into a litRPG adventure for the MC and it really sparked my imagination. Above average writing for this genre too. Good job Mr. Jinx. Gold, Girls and Glory!
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- KC
- 03-26-19
Great book!
Great story, awesome characters, lots of great action, all of it the barbarian way! Destroy the bad guys, enjoy victory with your wives... great book!
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- TU
- 01-28-19
A unique approach to LitRPG and so good!
I was given this free review copy audio book at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
I loved this book. I will start off by praising the narration. Andrea Parsneau did a superb job of bringing this book to life. I love her voices, espcially for the monstrous characters. So great! Anyway, I also really love how this author approached the whole game world thing. A cool, unique approach. All in all, this is a great start to the series and I am rediculously looking forward to the next book!
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- T. Knight
- 11-06-19
Dan the Geek goes to Dan the Man
Love Andrea brought the story to life by making it a joy to listen to. If you like D&D give this a go you'll get a kick out of the references and Wish that there was someone around that could play chess with you lol
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