
Dear Penthouse Forum (A First Draft)
A Short Story from 'Hardly Knew Her'
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Narrated by:
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Linda Emond
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Francois Battiste
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By:
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Laura Lippman
About this listen
New York Times best-selling author Laura Lippman has been hailed as one of the best crime fiction writers in America today, winning virtually every major award in the genre. The author of the enormously popular series featuring Baltimore P.I. Tess Monaghan as well as three critically lauded stand-alone novels, Lippman now turns her attention to short stories - and reveals another level of mastery.
In Femme Fatale, a chance encounter in a Starbucks introduces a 68-year-old widow to the world of fetish porn and to a way out of her money worries.
Download Hardly Knew Her (Unabridged).©2008 Laura Lippman (P)2008 HarperCollins PublishersListeners also enjoyed...
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