
Dick Cheney Shot Me in the Face
And Other Stories of Men in Pain
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Narrated by:
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David Bosco
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By:
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Timothy O'Leary
About this listen
You've probably heard about the man Dick Cheney shot, but what if he wasn't the only one?
Ian Davis is a loner, obsessive-compulsive, and a recovering alcoholic. But when a homeless man - who resembles actor Gary Busey - starts harassing him, he resorts to dangerous old habits.
Kenny, a former sitcom star, is a veteran comedian whose career nosedives after a damaging video goes viral.
In these 18 stories we also meet: a distraught husband who experiences heartbreak and salvation after a texting teenager changes his life; a man who returns to his hometown to find his first love stacking jars in Costco; a western sheriff who confronts a pedophile - and his own past; and a successful attorney who abandons his career to play the iPad guitar.
Unexpected, humorous, sometimes dark, and surprisingly heartfelt, these award-winning tales explore the secret life of men as they pass into adulthood, middle age, and old age, confronting lust, pain, guilt, bewilderment, and mortality. The collection fearlessly distills for the listener tinctures of joy, pain, madness, heartbreak, greed, and other components of the human capacity for good and evil, for beauty and ugliness. O'Leary showcases humanity in a fluent, fun way, which will let you peek into the most intimate and the well familiar entrails of existence. Few books around these days possess the capability to bring both a tear to your eye and smile to your lips, within the span of a few chapters, such as this work does.
©2017 Timothy OLeary (P)2017 Timothy O'LearyListeners also enjoyed...
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Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
It made me laugh and kept me glued. I enjoyed it and didn't want it to end.Any additional comments?
This review copy audiobook was provided by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost."Hilarious and Entertaining with Great Narration
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Narrator David Bosco effortlessly lifts O'Leary's words right up off the page, giving each character their own unique voice. Only an experienced narrator can successfully tackle the short story collection, a task Bosco accomplishes naturally, and with ease.
I was provided a free copy of this audiobook by the narrator in exchange for my unbiased review. Many thanks to the narrator for this opportunity!
Refreshing collection of well-told short stories
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If you’ve listened to books by Timothy O'Leary before, how does this one compare?
This is my first Timothy O'Leary book.Have you listened to any of David Bosco’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
I don't know If I have listened to David Bosco before but I did like him on this book.Was Dick Cheney Shot Me in the Face worth the listening time?
It wouldn't be at the top of my list but it was an ok listenAny additional comments?
I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisherInteresting group of stories
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This is a wonderful collection of humorous stories focusing on men in a myriad of situations and covering multiple themes.
There are some wonderfully funny and serious moments.
There is something to be taken away from everyone of them. Whether it is going for your dream no matter how crazy or the cautionary tale of self destructive behaviour.
Anyone could enjoy this book and the narration of which helps add to that enjoyment giving life to the characters.
A thoroughly enjoyable book
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The author handles dialog and exposition well without making either seem like a chore. The narrator did an exceptional job with the material and creating a voice for each story.
"This book was given to me for free at my request and I provided this voluntary review."
Consistently Entertaining
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Enjoyable Listen
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An epic "what if" romp through men's lives
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Starting with the narrator, this guy has a range that kind of blew me away. There was once when I had to check the credits to make sure it was only one guy who was narrating, and not two or three -- that's how many voices he did, and how varied those voices were. He did accents, older men, younger men, middle aged men...to the point where I'm not sure what the guy's real voice sounds like! And even though I got a copy of this book at no cost in exchange for an honest review, I will probably check out some more of David Bosco's work as a result of this just because I'm not a fan of his varied range as a narrator.
As to the stories. They ran the gamut: amusing, snarky, poignant, suspenseful, fantasy, tragic, ironic, depressing and vengeful. The emotional impact of the stories was all over the map. There were a a few times when I had to stop listening an hour or so before going to work so I wouldn't show up emotionally messy That's how impactful these stories were. They were the sort of thing that stick to you, like when you make bacon and the whole house smells like bacon. So not in a bad way, is what I'm trying to say.
Being effected emotionally is something GOOD and something I look for and want in an audio book. I don't want another book that just pisses me off where I'm yelling at the characters not to do stupid things. There's probably a reason I have over 600 books in my library, but fewer than 50 reviews to my name. I don't make a habit out of trashing a book that didn't move me emotionally, but when one does, I go out of my way to say so. Like this one.
If I were to change one thing about this book, it would be the title. I'm sure the author was going for something catchy. The problem I have with it is that Dick Cheney is a real person, and it took me a little while to realize that the story in the title was fiction. I mean, Dick Cheney did have a shooting accident, and it seemed odd that the author would write a fictional story about another guy that Cheney happened to shoot by accident that never made the news. For the longest time while listening, I thought, "Wow, I never knew that happened." Then I realized it was fiction. Duh. I guess that speaks to the writer's ability to trick me into believing his fiction was real, at least for a minute.
I think the title is somewhat misleading because it makes it seem like it's a collection of stories about whimsical events. And yes, the subtitle is right there on the cover: *** And other stories about men in pain.I can't think of a better title, but something like "Short stories about men and THEIR drama, for a change" would be more accurate, but it's a pretty boring title, so I get why the author, Timothy O'Leary, went with something that had perhaps familiarity or shock value -- this book is hard to title, no question there.
I just hope it's not as hard to convince people to listen to, because it's totally worth a listen. If you want to feel something -- anger, sadness, revenge, satisfaction -- give this one a try. But beware some possible triggers: child abuse by a parent and avenging violence (nothing worse than most books) are contained here. But you will leave each story with a sense of ironic satisfaction.
Highly entertaining, great gift for a male reader
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Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Definitely. Funny, gripping and emotionally engaging, Timothy O’Leary’s draws the reader into the pages of this collection of stories that encompasses life and drama, amusement and despair, depicting those people we meet in real life, quirky or not. The stories are written well and without question, brought fully to life with the talents of narrator David Bosco, a master of voices with a new personality looming around each corner of the book. A undeniably fun listen that’ll put a smile on your face, evoke emotions and keep the listener engaged. Get yours!Who was your favorite character and why?
The characters all shined, but the guy with the imaginary girlfriend... Priceless.Have you listened to any of David Bosco’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Yes. David Bosco's performance stands out in all his works. He has a superior range for voices and a feel for the characters' personalities, bringing an undeniable realism to stories. One of the best rising talents in the business.If you could rename Dick Cheney Shot Me in the Face, what would you call it?
I like the offbeat title.Any additional comments?
I'll be watching for Timothy O'Leary in the future, and the narration of David Bosco speaks for itself. Buy it.Funny, Uplifting and Emotionally Charged
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highly recommend
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