
Dinosaurs, Disasters and Albert Einswine
Dino Magic, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Bridget Bordeaux
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Jake Bordeaux
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By:
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Sedona Ashe
About this listen
I have huge man problems—literally—since one of my mates is a T-Rex.
Things are about to get interesting, because my day job happens to be in a museum, a museum full of dinosaur bones, if you know what I mean.
It turns out my bloodline is older than dirt, and an ancestral matchmaker decided to send me some gifts…aka, men. And not just any men, but dinosaur shifters from the past.
I’ve read enough paranormal romance to know all about fated mates, but I’ve never heard of fated dinosaur mates. These men are supposed to be my perfect match, here to help me learn about my magic. Rawr. Yes, they are as sexy as you are imagining.
My life had been a routine of working and spending time watching TV with my pet pig, Albert Einswine. Now, I needed to learn to control the magic I never knew I had, learn more about my family line, and help these sexy dino shifters adjust to modern society. All while hiding a T-Rex sized secret from the world.
To make matters worse, detectives are looking into the explosion I may or may not have caused when my blood mixed with some magic-infused ancient dust, which is a serious problem since the sexy green-eyed detective has my heart flip-flopping in my chest.
Dinosaurs & Disasters is a light-hearted, paranormal romantic comedy with a whole lot of steam. If you are hoping to learn about dinosaurs, this probably isn’t the book for you, but if you want to giggle hard enough that the people around you think you're crazy, then this might be!
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I always thought I’d die crushed under the weight of my TBR pile, but my death was a plot twist I didn’t see coming. Save your sympathy! Now that I’m dead, I’m living my best freaking life. I’m free to read books for hours on end without worrying about food, rent, or, well, any interruptions. I might finally be able to get through my TBR list… maybe. The only one who can see me in my ghostly form is Wasabi, an adorable rat that lives in the library archives.
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Highly recommend
- By Heather on 07-02-25
By: Sedona Ashe
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Better-Off Bunny
- Hey There, Hop Stuff, Book 1
- By: Sedona Ashe
- Narrated by: Vanessa Moyen, Troy Duran
- Length: 4 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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I’m determined to honor the memory of my family by respecting the rabbit shifter community’s traditions. That is right up until I’m slapped in the face with an unexpected betrayal. The Elders are offering me up on a silver platter to the five male rabbit shifters whose favorite pastime is tormenting me.
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Great Book
- By Bernardete on 12-04-24
By: Sedona Ashe
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Klutz: Phoenix Down
- But Did You Die?, Book 1
- By: Sedona Ashe
- Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 5 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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After my plane was sabotaged and crashed into the jungle, I rescued five male survivors from the wreckage. I could have let them die, but no, I decided to pull their stupid carcasses from the wreckage. I’m immortal, not a monster. Yes, they’re hot; now is not the time to do something about that. The five sexy jaguar-shifters are on a mission to locate someone, a rare phoenix-shifter. Phoenix, the legendary creature, reborn every time it dies. Wait…could they be looking for me? It doesn’t matter since they walked away and left me to die in the Amazon rainforest.
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Not what I was expecting.
- By Amazon Customer on 07-12-22
By: Sedona Ashe
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Save a Life, Tell a Lie
- Flawed Fates, Book 1
- By: Sedona Ashe, Darci R. Acula
- Narrated by: Meg Price, Oliver Clarke
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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He’s spent months watching my every move. Stalking me from the shadows, waiting for the right moment. When he strikes, I’m not ready. I’m surrounded by strangers, and far from anyone who might have cared, or at the very least, noticed if I suddenly disappeared.
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Interesting
- By Strawberry Kisses on 06-20-25
By: Sedona Ashe, and others
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Unexpected Shift
- Dragon Goddess Series, Book 1
- By: Sedona Ashe
- Narrated by: Lessa Lamb, Gregory Salinas, Greg Boudreaux
- Length: 6 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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When my parents were murdered in cold blood, life became a shock in more ways than one. Obviously, my parents were sheltering me, and for good reason. Not only am I a dragoness, but there’s also a slightly insane-sounding prophecy. Something powerful has been asleep inside of me, lurking in the shadows. My spine is tingling, how about yours? I’m supposed to save the world. But first, I have a score to settle. Oh, and to fulfill the prophecy, I’m supposed to take on a mate. Or…more accurately, mates. As in, more than one. My inner beast is super-excited about it.
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Meh...
- By Kindle Customer on 12-14-22
By: Sedona Ashe
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For Fox Sake
- Chaos of Foxes, Book 1
- By: Emma Dean
- Narrated by: Mia Madison
- Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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What should you do when you're outfoxed? Kenzie is the only non-witch in her family. When her younger sister's powers end up stripped from her, Kenzie promises to find a way to get them back - after all she has a very specific set of skills....
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Nice story
- By Kia on 08-19-19
By: Emma Dean
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Ice Lord's Bride
- Bride of the Fae, Book 1
- By: Ava Ross
- Narrated by: Ryan West, Jillian Macie
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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To secure a human-fae truce, I'm one of five women traveling to their magical kingdom, where we'll be courted by fae aristocracy. We have one month to choose a husband from among them. Only Elion, the arrogant, beastly ice lord, is forbidden. His torturous scars make the other women gasp. His icy words rip them to shreds. His touch is colder than frost. He lurks in the shadows, never coming out into the light. One stolen moment with Elion, and I'm intrigued. A kiss, and I'll do anything to call this brutishly handsome lord mine.
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Struggle to finish ***Spoilers***
- By Lisa on 06-05-25
By: Ava Ross
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Chain of Blood and Darkness
- Dark Vampire Mafia Romance (French Quarter Vampire King, Book 1)
- By: M Guida
- Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Kidnapped from my college campus, just as I tasted freedom, I’m sold to the Angel of Death—Angelo Santi, the vampire mafia King. I’m now a captive in a world I never knew existed, caught in a tangled web of ancient feuds and dangerous desires. He claims that I have the power to save his people by reigniting a dying magical stone. He’s delusional. I have no powers, but if I try to escape, he’ll start by killing my best friend and move to everyone I’ve ever loved.
By: M Guida
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Desolation
- Darkness Rising Series, Book 1
- By: R.L. Caulder
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese, Marnye Young
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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"Friends are like condoms. They protect you when things get hard." That's what my five drool-worthy best-friends-turned-boyfriends-turned-fated said when we were younger. We lived by it. But I don't know if there's a condom out there that's strong enough to protect us from what's coming...pun intended. Five men? Yeah, it gets a little hectic around here. They're lucky I love them - because patience sure as hell isn't a virtue of mine. Add in natural disasters laying havoc to our world, and learning we have magic from the goddess Gaia.
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Male narrator is difficult to tolerate.
- By Jen Oyan on 07-09-25
By: R.L. Caulder
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The Monster's Den
- A Monstrous World, Book 1
- By: Jillian West
- Narrated by: Melissa Moran, Michael Gallagher
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
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She spends her days chasing around her high-energy, half-shifter toddler and her nights working full-time trying to make ends meet. Oh, and add in the absolute cluster of a situation her ex dumped in her lap on his way out? Well, that's just icing on the cake. With virtually no options left, Emerson heads for Haven, a sanctuary city for monsters and humans alike. Survival means taking a job at The Monster's Den—a club that caters to the inhuman residents of her new home. But freedom comes with complications of its own.
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What’s not to love?
- By Winter Wray on 01-14-24
By: Jillian West
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A Fate Unknown
- The Ghost Girl Series, Book 1
- By: Sinclair Kelly
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese, Lidia Dornet
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
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I'd love to tell you how I got stuck in a house in the middle of Nowhereville, Illinois. Or how many years I've spent with no memory of the person I used to be. But I can't. Those details are locked down tight inside the chaos of my mind, and I don't have the key. The only thing I do know - I'm dead. Major bummer, right?
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It’s a good story but…
- By Amazon Customer on 06-15-25
By: Sinclair Kelly
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Forbidden Fates
- A Why Choose Paranormal Romance
- By: Candice Bundy, Piper Fox
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Prepare to be whisked away on a steamy, paranormal journey of discovery with a fates mates twist! I’ve been sucked through a portal into faery along with five of the sexiest supernatural men. Now we have to work together to solve a series of puzzles before time runs out. I’m a failed mage who’s been hiding out from the supernatural community for years when a hot demi-god from my academy days shows up on my doorstep. Emrys is calling in a favor so I can’t refuse, but one look at him, and I kinda don’t want to anyway. I love my mundane life but I’ve sorely missed my magical ...
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Good
- By Anne Pickering on 02-20-25
By: Candice Bundy, and others
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The Omega's Contract
- The Omega Accords, Book 1
- By: Tea Ravine
- Narrated by: Sofia Lette, Ben Hughes
- Length: 11 hrs and 22 mins
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I'm hanging by a thread, with the fate of my sisters in my hands. As a late-blooming Omega in a poor neighbourhood drowning in crime, I'm desperate to hide my designation secret. I do the only thing I can and approach the three craziest alphas I can find, the only ones I would entrust my body, my family, and my life to. I take the biggest leap of faith. It's all or nothing.
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Great performance
- By KH on 03-29-25
By: Tea Ravine
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Pack Rivals, Part One
- The Rockview Omegaverse, Book 1
- By: Hannah Haze
- Narrated by: Sierra Taft, Christopher Boucher
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
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Goodbye heartache, liars, and cheats. I’m hot-tailing it to the city to escape all my problems. What I don’t expect is to find a whole heap more. Right at the top of the pile: turns out I’m not the beta I always believed.
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Terrible.
- By KR on 01-06-24
By: Hannah Haze
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Knot Going Anywhere
- By: Alisha Williams
- Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 11 hrs and 49 mins
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After years of putting it off, I find myself ready for a pack. I'm not much of a social person—books and writing are my whole life—so meeting a pack organically is out of the question. So, when my best friend finds an ad for a Valentine's Day speed dating event, I take the leap and sign up. I only had hope for a date for the holidays, but I ended up leaving with a lot more.
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Too clingy and weirdly too sexual at weird times
- By LP4 on 06-19-25
By: Alisha Williams
Sedona Ashe has done it again.
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Story: This story was absolutely incredible! Have I mentioned that I LOOOVE dinosaurs? Lol...
Arizona "Ari" was so damn likable. She's smart, Witty, hilarious AND has a cute pet piggy. Not only that, we get 23 (the audiobook had 3 extra chapters of book 2) Pig and Dinosaur dad jokes. I mean, come on, how can it get any more awesome than that??? Maybe, you have to have a weird sense of humor, but I highly enjoyed that. Ari's mates Zon, a Raptor shifter, Rez, T-Rex shifter, Jack, a human detective, were sooo swoon-worthy. And to think it was hinted that she has more out there. The spice was on fire. What a huge palette cleanser!
Narraration: Bridget Bordeaux and Jake Bordeaux did such a phenomenal job. They both brought out so much emotion and personality to their voices, that it really reflected what Sedona has written. This is the second audiobook that I've heard from Bridget and first one that I've heard from Jake. Since I'm now addicted to audiobooks, I really hope to hear more from them!
Story: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5
Narration: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5
Overall: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5
Dino-tastic
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Everything!!!
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Love Albert Einswine and crew
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fast Pace hilarity
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Fun !
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Absolutely LOVE this book!
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Love this series!
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Like the story is very different
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Jeez, I really wanted to like this book!
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