Don't Be Stupid
5 Steps Any Idiot Can Do—Yes, Even You
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Silly Turtle
About this listen
How often have you wanted to tell someone that they are stupid?
But you can’t, right? Because it’s rude and socially unacceptable. The solution to this problem is giving them a practical gift to help.
This guide is here to help stupid people realize that they are stupid, see the stupid things they do, and correct their stupid ways. This handy little book will help them:
- Realize that they are not the only person in the world.
- Learn what they do that drives the rest of us crazy.
- How to stop being an idiot driver.
- Recognize just how gullible they are.
- Stop being a know-it-all.
And more!
Don’t Be Stupid is a humorous satire describing steps that a stupid person could take to become less of an idiot. Written for entertainment purposes only, it walks the listener through five insulting steps that can lead a person out of stupidity. It makes the perfect gag gift or white elephant present. Be sure to share it with your favorite moron!
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What does it mean to be pretty? Do you really need someone to validate your appearance? Neil LaBute tackles our obsession with physical beauty head-on in a work nominated for multiple Tony and Drama Desk Awards. Our production, directed by the playwright, includes original Broadway cast member Thomas Sadoski, whose acclaimed performance also earned aTony nomination. Includes a backstage conversation with Neil LaBute and the cast. An L.A. Theatre Works full-cast production.
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An exquisite reading of one of my favorite plays
- By Suzannah McLellan on 06-11-18
By: Neil LaBute
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Mind Dimensions, Books 0, 1, & 2
- By: Dima Zales
- Narrated by: Roberto Scarlato, Laura Jennings
- Length: 15 hrs and 49 mins
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The first three books in the Mind Dimensions series from a New York Times and USA Today best-selling author.... Darren's had it easy his whole life. Finishing Harvard at 18 and landing a lucrative job on Wall Street at 21 - all things are possible when you can cheat by stepping outside of time. Thanks to his ability, he's a know-it-all, but what he doesn't know is how he's able to do what he does. That's until he meets Mira and discovers her dangerous, hidden world.
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You will believe the unbelievable with this amaxibg sci fi story
- By Lokisgirl80 on 08-14-16
By: Dima Zales
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Supervolcano
- Eruption
- By: Harry Turtledove
- Narrated by: Jim Frangione
- Length: 15 hrs and 22 mins
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A supervolcanic eruption in Yellowstone Park sends lava and mud flowing toward populated areas, and clouds of ash drifting across the country. The fallout destroys crops and livestock, clogs machinery, and makes cities uninhabitable. Those who survive find themselves caught in an apocalyptic catastrophe in which humanity has no choice but to rise from the ashes and recreate the world.
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Jerky horrible narration.
- By Ann on 04-23-12
By: Harry Turtledove
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The Soul Engine
- Happenstance and Bron, Book 1
- By: R. L. King
- Narrated by: James Anderson Foster
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
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Nick Morgan knows there’s no magic in the world, no matter how much he wants to believe. Magic is for suckers, but fortunately, for his job as a sham fortune teller to Hollywood’s fading stars, there are plenty of those around. When somebody starts peddling a new miracle beauty potion to the town’s never-ending supply of wannabe actors, Nick’s suspicious. But his suspicion becomes terror when it turns the niece of his best client horrifically ugly and kills her right in front of his eyes.
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Interesting and Fun.
- By Bunker on 04-03-20
By: R. L. King
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Grow a Pair
- How to Stop Being a Victim and Take Back Your Life, Your Business, and Your Sanity
- By: Larry Winget
- Narrated by: Larry Winget
- Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
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The straight-talking, best-selling author and Pitbull of Personal Development is back with a pithy and prescriptive guide to success. A five-time best-selling author and one of the country's leading business speakers, Larry has made a reputation for being the first to challenge the positive-attraction gurus and the law-of-attraction bozos with his commonsense approach to success. Larry doesn't sugar-coat, and he isn't afraid to make people uncomfortable, because he wants us to stop making excuses, and start getting results.
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half the book is him saying "grow a pair"
- By Dustin on 01-08-14
By: Larry Winget
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The Eden Express
- A Memoir of Insanity
- By: Mark Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Pete Cross
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
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Mark Vonnegut set out in search of Eden with his VW bug, his girlfriend, his dog, and his ideals, but genetic predisposition and a whole lot of shit going down made him crazy in a culture that told him mental illness is a myth and schizophrenia is a sane response to an insane society. Describing his experiences during the late '60s and early '70s, Eden Express reveals how Mark went from being a recent college grad who was in love and living communally on a farm to having nervous breakdowns.
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Touches the challenges of human condition
- By Glenn Ainsworth on 06-23-23
By: Mark Vonnegut
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For Young Men Only
- A Guys Guide to the Alien Gender
- By: Jeff Feldhahn, Eric Rice
- Narrated by: Kelly Ryan Dolan
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
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Based on a national survey of hundreds of teenage girls, Jeff Feldhahn and Eric Rice give young men insight into the hearts and minds of teen girls while opening the way to healthier relationships between guys and girls, both now and in their future.
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A must read for every young man
- By Jens W. Skov on 12-11-19
By: Jeff Feldhahn, and others
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An Absolutely Remarkable Thing
- A Novel
- By: Hank Green
- Narrated by: Kristen Sieh, Hank Green
- Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
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The Carls just appeared. Coming home from work at three a.m., 23-year-old April May stumbles across a giant sculpture. Delighted by its appearance and craftsmanship - like a 10-foot-tall Transformer wearing a suit of samurai armor - April and her friend Andy make a video with it, which Andy uploads Online. The next day April wakes up to a viral video and a new life. News quickly spreads that there are Carls in dozens of cities around the world - everywhere from Beijing to Buenos Aires - and April, as their first documentarian, finds herself at the center of an intense media spotlight.
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Grape jelly in the void
- By Marissa Lehnerz on 09-27-18
By: Hank Green
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F**k It Therapy
- By: John C Parkin
- Narrated by: John C Parkin
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
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If every therapist and psychotherapist on the planet could repeat this to their clients, like a mantra, again and again, there would be fewer therapists and psychotherapists. Because it works. Very quickly. Realising that what you're worrying about and stressing over doesn't really matter so much in the grand scheme of things is the door to freedom and healing. And the little profanity 'F**k It' is the key to that door.
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Arrogant, dangerous New-Age blabbering
- By Mikkel on 01-14-17
By: John C Parkin
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Blackout
- A Thriller
- By: David Rosenfelt
- Narrated by: Jeff Steitzer
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
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New Jersey state police officer Doug Brock has been after infamous criminal Nicholas Bennett for years. When Bennett kills someone close to Doug, Doug's investigation - and his life - start spiraling out of control. He's placed on indefinite suspension from the police force and breaks things off with his fiancée, but he can't let the case go, and he continues an off-the-books investigation on his own.
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Underrated
- By Max on 04-28-16
By: David Rosenfelt
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Oh Crap! Potty Training
- Everything Modern Parents Need to Know to Do It Once and Do It Right
- By: Jamie Glowacki
- Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
- Length: 8 hrs and 4 mins
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Let Jamie Glowacki show you how potty training is done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for 10s of thousands of kids and their parents.
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Very snarky and anti-parent
- By Katrina on 01-25-16
By: Jamie Glowacki
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- Bryan R
- 01-03-24
Hilarious!
Absolutely hilarious! This audiobook is the perfect blend of witty satire and light-hearted fun, playfully poking at our all-too-human quirks and the self-help genre itself. It's the ideal gag gift for friends, loved ones, or coworkers. Just kick back, enjoy the clever writing and spot-on narration, and remember not to take it too seriously. It is a thoroughly enjoyable listen for a good chuckle! Enjoy!
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- Anonymous User
- 06-07-23
Funny !
This is not the usual type of audiobook I listen to, but I really enjoyed hearing about the author’s vision. It was funny while being personal, the author comically explains how to make stupid realize that they are stupid. Additionally, he gives advice on how to not be gullible or how to not be a know-it-all, which I rally liked. Even if this audiobook was different from what I usually listened, I still enjoyed it and laughed, for this reason I would recommend it to anyone.
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- Doc
- 06-28-23
humor always helps
I enjoyed the author's sense of humor.
'Don't Be Stupid: 5 Steps Any Idiot Can Do - Yes, Even You" had me laughing
and hanging my head in embarrassment.
I kept thinking of others things from everyday life that could also be in this book.
I recommend this audiobook.
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- Anonymous User
- 07-09-23
Hilarious!
As a psychosomatic therapist, I'm a big fan on working on self-awareness, so a big thumbs up for this book in that regard. Being compassionate and patient is a good way to be. But holy sh*t I'd be lying if I said I haven't sat there and thought these thoughts when trying to understand why some people are the ... special ... way they are.
I'm definitely going to throw this audiobook on during an upcoming road trip with some good friends for some good laughs.
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- Nathan Rants
- 07-05-23
I loved this!
I hope this was given to me for the right reasons LOL. I found it hilarious and insightful. The author released common everyday frustrations into a fun book. It was a joy to listen, I may or may not have some things to work on. But I will definitely recommend this to other listeners.
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- Jared Johnson
- 07-07-23
Want a Laugh? Then Don't Be Stupid!
A funny take on real everyday life. It is satire... but then is it?
The story and situations are so funny because they are so everyday life!
A quick funny listen!
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- Gordon Drew
- 07-08-23
A Delightful Antidote to Ignorance
This captivating audiobook delivers nuggets of wisdom through chuckles and smirks.
Its satirical tone masterfully highlights the often overlooked absurdities of human conduct.
While the content amuses, it subtly prompts listeners to reflect on their own foibles.
It's more than a humoristic critique - it's an engaging prompt towards self-realization and personal development.
Cleverly packaged life lessons invite the listeners to evaluate their actions and consider smarter behaviors.
This witty, audio guide is ideal for those unafraid to confront their own blunders.
In essence, it's an intriguing blend of entertainment and contemplation. Truly, a must-hear audio experience.
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- SS1967
- 06-29-23
Functional and entertaining argument guide
Found this to be an entertaining, and fun guide to arguing with people who seem to have everything figured. It seems like those type of people are the hardestto talk with, and this audiobook takes a special approach to showing you how to verbally manage them. While the tone is sometimes funny, the insights are solid.
The narrator is engaging and easy to follow, and the layout of the content makes it easy to digest and understand. Overall both fun and insightful.
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- Jayme C
- 07-26-23
I laughed a lot
This audiobook is hilarious. It’s a short but cheeky take on common sense, and, ultimately, making the world a better place!
If you’d like some entertainment on a commute or while hanging around the house, and you like to laugh, you’ll enjoy this book.
(Only for those with a sense of humor!)
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- DCAL Gear Customer Support
- 07-21-23
Yeah Duh!? ;-)
What a refreshingly humorous and surprisingly insightful audiobook! I mean pull your head out of your ass is step #1, that is hilarious! Embracing the playful title, Turtle provides practical advice in a lighthearted manner, making self-improvement an enjoyable journey. The author's wit and charm engage listeners throughout, offering achievable steps to overcome common challenges. From tackling procrastination to building confidence, the book is a delightful blend of entertainment and self-help. Although light-hearted, the content remains genuinely impactful. Whether you're a self-help enthusiast or a skeptic, this audiobook offers valuable takeaways, proving that learning and growth need not be tedious.
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