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Jason Keller
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Veronica Bane
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You can listen to this science fiction story for free on your device with the Audible Stories Skill. Just say “Alexa, read me a sci-fi story,” or “Alexa, read me a story” to hear more free genres.
Aliens searching for a new home planet have studied humans through the “archives” they’ve discovered, specifically, Hollywood musicals. They arrive on Earth ready to integrate with the world through song, but find the world does not greet them the way they expect. Think Galaxy Quest with musicals!
Veronica Bane is a writer and ghostwriter who has worked with both indie and Big 5 publishers on multiple genres.
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I don’t think they had iPads in 1926
- By Sydney Castro on 12-29-20
By: Marie Benedict
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Say No More
- By: Caroline Overington
- Narrated by: Anna Skellern
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
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Who is Audrey Hoedemaker? It's a question her sister Maureen has heard more times than she can count, and she doesn't know what the short answer would be. Little sister, troubled teen, backpacker, musical theatre coach, con artist, childcare worker. Murderer. A tragic, traumatic childhood casts a long shadow on the Hoedemaker sisters. Maureen has worked hard to move beyond the violence of the past and build a good, honest life for herself. Audrey, however, just can't seem to do the same, careening from one state of chaos to another.
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Seriously, that was the ending?
- By alicia in athens on 02-13-25
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He Who Fights with Monsters 2
- A LitRPG Adventure (He Who Fights with Monsters, Book 2)
- By: Shirtaloon, Travis Deverell
- Narrated by: Heath Miller
- Length: 22 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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But Jason Asano is settling into his new life. Now, a contest draws young elites to the city of Greenstone to compete for a grand prize. Jason must gather a band of companions if he is to stand a chance against the best the world has to offer. While the young adventurers are caught up in competition, the city leaders deal with revelations of betrayal as a vast and terrible enemy is revealed. Although Jason seems uninvolved, he has unknowingly crossed the enemy’s path before.
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Contrary to common reviews
- By Karen on 05-21-21
By: Shirtaloon, and others
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Fahrenheit 451
- By: Ray Bradbury
- Narrated by: Tim Robbins
- Length: 5 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Guy Montag is a fireman. In his world, where television rules and literature is on the brink of extinction, firemen start fires rather than put them out. His job is to destroy the most illegal of commodities, the printed book, along with the houses in which they are hidden. Montag never questions the destruction and ruin his actions produce, returning each day to his bland life and wife, Mildred, who spends all day with her television "family."
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Wish I Hadn't Cliff Noted This in High School
- By Joel on 03-27-17
By: Ray Bradbury
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Aren't We Lucky
- By: Sarah Forbes Stewart
- Narrated by: Nicola Coughlan
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
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Life’s not going well for forty-year-old Abby. When her beautiful and charismatic best friend dies suddenly, she’s left reeling. Hetty’s always been such a dominant force in her life; now Abby must figure out who she is – and who she wants to be – without Hetty by her side. Abby has always been the odd one out in Hetty’s wealthy, privileged friendship group. Despite their differences, Abby has managed to carve out a place for herself. But Hetty isn’t an easy friend to have. She blows hot and cold, alternating between fierce loyalty and unwarranted cruelty.
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Underwhelmed
- By Inez on 04-06-25
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The House on the Water
- A Novella
- By: Margot Hunt
- Narrated by: Taylor Schilling
- Length: 2 hrs and 47 mins
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Every year, Caroline Reed takes a trip with her best friend, Esme Lamont. They’re usually accompanied by their spouses - but this year, everything’s changed. Esme has just gone through a bitter divorce, and Caroline's wondering if her own marriage is reaching its breaking point as she and her husband, John, cope with the discovery that their son has been abusing drugs. Still, the inseparable duo books a weeklong stay at a beach-front home in Shoreham, Florida, inviting Esme’s brother, Nick, and his new husband. After a blissful first night in the vacation home, tragedy strikes.
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Wonderful Story
- By David M. Wilcox on 12-04-20
By: Margot Hunt
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- Travis Sentell
- 09-12-22
Super fun!
Love the mix of comedy and eloquence here - super fun, incredibly well-written! Highly recommend.
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- ChristieMM
- 09-09-22
Fresh, funny storytelling
Loved this fast-moving, funny story mashing up my favorites: aliens and Hollywood icons. Clever concept that does kinda make you wonder… what will they think of our “archives”, anyhow??!?
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- Brendan Mitchell
- 09-07-22
Fantastic!
Tremendous short story thats's lively and fun with a great concept that does so much in so little time.
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- Rob
- 12-21-22
Loved it!!
Wow, what a wonderful short story. The narrator was good and the idea itself was golden. Please make more just like this.
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- Corey
- 09-06-22
Excellent short story
This was a fun piece of fiction, enjoyed this morning. Looking forward to hearing more from this author. The narrator was a good choice too.
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- Delfina
- 10-04-22
It's a short entertaining idea
Kinda wish it were just a biiiit longer, and that it had more musical numbers lol
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- Customer
- 09-07-22
Delightful & lots of fun
What a nice break in the day! It was great to listen to something that's funny, light and clever. Will look for more.
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- C. G.
- 09-10-22
such a fun story
This story put a huge smile on my face. It’s incredible how the author, Veronica Bane, managed to create such a funny, epic story in such a short format. And the narrator did an incredible job too. I want to listen to more!!
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- Laurie Young
- 09-08-22
What a fun story!
Clever and fun, I enjoyed this very much. I would love to hear more from this author.
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- William Johnston
- 09-06-22
From the stars to the Stars
First contact meets the Culture Collective. Aliens risking rapid erroneous assimilation is an old saw in lit and film. But here’s a new twist on it. This short makes me want more from this writer. Could this clever little tale, like the universe, be destined for expansion? Make a hella full-length musical!
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