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Jason Keller
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Veronica Bane
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You can listen to this science fiction story for free on your device with the Audible Stories Skill. Just say “Alexa, read me a sci-fi story,” or “Alexa, read me a story” to hear more free genres.
Aliens searching for a new home planet have studied humans through the “archives” they’ve discovered, specifically, Hollywood musicals. They arrive on Earth ready to integrate with the world through song, but find the world does not greet them the way they expect. Think Galaxy Quest with musicals!
Veronica Bane is a writer and ghostwriter who has worked with both indie and Big 5 publishers on multiple genres.
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Two little girls stand with their heads bowed in my living room. I’m told they’re my granddaughters. Daisy is nine, and Alice seven. Daisy is the spitting image of her mother. This is the first time I’ve met them since my daughter and I fell out after she married that waste of space, Vince. They’ve come to live with me because their mother — my daughter — was murdered. In her own home while they slept close by. I think Vince killed her. But the police can’t prove it. I’ve always known he was no good. He treated my daughter like dirt. I said he’d cheat on her — but she wouldn’t listen.
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Not too outlandish
- By Jackie H on 12-14-24
By: Jane E. James
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Brain Damage
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Megan Tusing
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
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As Charly struggles to recover from her brain injury, she begins to realize that the events of that fateful night are trapped in the damaged right side of her brain. Now, she must put the jigsaw pieces together to discover the identity of the man who tried to kill her...before he finishes the job he started.
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Who Else Laughed, Cried, and Shuddered?
- By Jennifer Chichester on 09-16-22
By: Freida McFadden
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Slayers: A Buffyverse Story
- By: Christopher Golden, Amber Benson
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- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
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Original cast members from the beloved TV series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, reunite for an all-new adventure about connections that never die—even if you bury them. A decade has passed since the epic final battle that concluded Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV). The game-changing spell that gave power to all potential Slayers persists. With new Slayers constantly emerging, things are looking grim for the bad guys.
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A dream come true
- By Anonymous User on 10-12-23
By: Christopher Golden, and others
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He Who Fights with Monsters 2
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- By: Shirtaloon, Travis Deverell
- Narrated by: Heath Miller
- Length: 22 hrs and 1 min
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But Jason Asano is settling into his new life. Now, a contest draws young elites to the city of Greenstone to compete for a grand prize. Jason must gather a band of companions if he is to stand a chance against the best the world has to offer. While the young adventurers are caught up in competition, the city leaders deal with revelations of betrayal as a vast and terrible enemy is revealed. Although Jason seems uninvolved, he has unknowingly crossed the enemy’s path before.
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Contrary to common reviews
- By Karen on 05-21-21
By: Shirtaloon, and others
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So sweet and thoughtful
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After the government publicly praise Dedsec for their role in the Zero Day affair, there is a resetting of relations between the surveillance state and the public. However, the reality is that a brand new clampdown on civil freedom is underway. Responding to an increase in activism and disruptive protest that’s seen mass strikes and huge cost implications to the treasury, SIRS have been directed by the Department of Culture and Media to orchestrate a system of message manipulation, fake news generation and discrediting dissenting voices.
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- Travis Sentell
- 09-12-22
Super fun!
Love the mix of comedy and eloquence here - super fun, incredibly well-written! Highly recommend.
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- ChristieMM
- 09-09-22
Fresh, funny storytelling
Loved this fast-moving, funny story mashing up my favorites: aliens and Hollywood icons. Clever concept that does kinda make you wonder… what will they think of our “archives”, anyhow??!?
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- Brendan Mitchell
- 09-07-22
Fantastic!
Tremendous short story thats's lively and fun with a great concept that does so much in so little time.
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- Rob
- 12-21-22
Loved it!!
Wow, what a wonderful short story. The narrator was good and the idea itself was golden. Please make more just like this.
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- Laurie Young
- 09-08-22
What a fun story!
Clever and fun, I enjoyed this very much. I would love to hear more from this author.
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- William Johnston
- 09-06-22
From the stars to the Stars
First contact meets the Culture Collective. Aliens risking rapid erroneous assimilation is an old saw in lit and film. But here’s a new twist on it. This short makes me want more from this writer. Could this clever little tale, like the universe, be destined for expansion? Make a hella full-length musical!
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- Corey
- 09-06-22
Excellent short story
This was a fun piece of fiction, enjoyed this morning. Looking forward to hearing more from this author. The narrator was a good choice too.
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- Delfina
- 10-04-22
It's a short entertaining idea
Kinda wish it were just a biiiit longer, and that it had more musical numbers lol
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- Customer
- 09-07-22
Delightful & lots of fun
What a nice break in the day! It was great to listen to something that's funny, light and clever. Will look for more.
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- C. G.
- 09-10-22
such a fun story
This story put a huge smile on my face. It’s incredible how the author, Veronica Bane, managed to create such a funny, epic story in such a short format. And the narrator did an incredible job too. I want to listen to more!!
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