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A Very Scalzi Christmas

By: John Scalzi
Narrated by: Khristine Hvam, Dina Pearlman, Kevin T. Collins, Josh Hurley, Neil Hellegers, L. J. Ganser, Erin Mallon
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New York Times best-selling and Hugo Award-winning author John Scalzi gift-wraps 15 short takes on the holiday season - interviews with holiday notables, "informational" articles about TV specials and Christmas carols, short stories and poems, and even a couple of nods to Thanksgiving and New Year’s - and puts them all into a stocking stuffer-sized package that makes the perfect gift for friends, family, or yourself.

©2019 John Scalzi (P)2019 Audible, Inc. Fiction Genre Fiction Holidays Literature & Fiction Science Fiction Funny Witty Winter Christmas Feel-Good Heartfelt

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Heartwarming Stories • Hilarious Humor • Full Cast Narration • Witty Commentary • Diverse Collection • Emotional Depth
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It's hard to summarize this better than the title already does. The humor is classic Scalzi, as is the irreverence, and the occasional heartfelt moments. I really enjoyed this anthology and look forward to listening to it again next December as well.

The very Scalziest of Christmases

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This really brightened my time while sealing drafty doors ahead of a big snowstorm during a pandemic, which is no small feat. I hope he does a second volume. I am adding this to Holidays on Ice by David Sedaris as one of my go-to listens when I need some offbeat holiday humor and commentary.

I want more!

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A Very Scalzi Christmas
by John Scalzi
This is such a fun book! I giggled all the way through it! It has many short stories with Christmas themes, but I am quite sure none of these stories are anything like your regular Christmas stories. They are all unique, hilarious, and typical Scalzi! I love his books anyway, but this one was super fun! A true stress relief.
Great narration!

hilarious!

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In the intro Scalzi promises that the stories will cheer us up, make us laugh and that there's one that will make his mother in law cry.

Well, I got cheered up, laughed and ugly cried on the damn story.

This is short, sweet and fulfilling, much like a Christmas dinner at your parents house. I highly recommend both.

ps Being Brazilian, there were some references that got way over my head and I had to look up online, but American folks will laugh a lot.

Very Scalzian indeed!

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This was the light fluffy fun you want from a fun, holiday gift bag from your favorite author. It had laughs, chuckles, a few ho-ho-hos, and even a tear or two for the heartwarming by the fire types. Seriously, I absolutely enjoyed this. PLUS,Plus, seeing or hearing some of my favorite narrators sort of step out of the box as it were, and do something ai Monty Python had a knack for saying, "Completely different." It was great and I recommend it to anybody looking for something not quite Hallmark Christmas, but sure to bring a smile to your face nonetheless. Thanks John, for, yet, another awesome read. And, Merry Christmas, to one and all.

Warm, awesome squishy Christmas goodness for the whole family

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I laughed I cried I came then cried some more
I was not dissatisfied
Merry holidays

And the book was good too

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I'm always looking forward to the Christmas season because I love Christmas stories and I love finding that perfect tale of home, love, and hope, from authors that I adore... And so I chose this book...
There are several stories in this collection that are very typical Scalzi: Amusing, witty, etc, but I don't suggest that you buy this one at full price, unless that is, you're a huge Scalzi fan (raises own hand). LOL!
But, there are at least two stories in here that very much fills my needs: Christmas in July... a delightful Christmas story, albeit at the wrong time of year, and the other was Sarah's Sister, both stories are brimming with all the love, hope and family joy I could ever want!
So have a Merry Christmas... no matter what time of year it is!

Enjoy, no matter what time of year it is...

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Interviews with Santa’s lawyer and Innkeeper for birth place of Jesus are great. Additional stories are very good.

Creative writing

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This one does exactly what it says on the tin. It's generally light, easy listening expertly narrated. Don't like a certain story, vignette, or essay? Not to worry! It won't be long before a new one starts. I laughed a few times and smiled throughout most of it, and I'm sure I'll go back and listen to bits of in the future.

A Fun Scalzi Stocking Stuffer

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This was amazing! I laughed out loud, welled up a few times and thoroughly enjoyed the way the narrators brought the brilliant Scalzi prose (and poetry!) to life.

Non-fat treat!

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