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John Arthur Long
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John Arthur Long
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Don’t Let the Bedbugs Bite is a risqué tale that explores both human and bedbug daily lives and night-time sexual activities. In alternating chapters between the humans, Marnie and Bob, and the bedbugs, Ukk and Fahh, the tale illustrates the humor, turmoil, and terror that explodes as the tension rises and each couple discovers the existence of the other and their cohabitation spins horrifyingly out of control!
©2023 John Arthur Long (P)2023 Vellum Audiobooks, a division of Vellum Publishing, Inc.Listeners also enjoyed...
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