
Backyard Goblins
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Narrated by:
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Jonathan Waters
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Mandy McCullough
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By:
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Virgil Knightley
Be careful. They bite.
One day I was enjoying my early retirement out in the countryside, taking comfort in the simplicity of my off grid lifestyle. Hunting and gardening provided the bulk of my own food, and I slept and did my work from inside my converted shipping container mini-home. It could get a bit lonely at times—but it gave me the space I needed to get away from the city...and my past.
But when a trio of cute goblins emerged from a silver portal that appeared out of nowhere on my property...things got a bit more complicated all of a sudden. Also, I soon discovered they bite and scratch: mostly each other, but sometimes me.
Still, I made a commitment to care for them. I also discovered that I can travel freely back to their world and slay monsters to gain strength and enhance each of the women I'm now responsible for in unusual ways. It's all pretty exciting—but what is my childhood friend Susie going to say when she finds out about this strange arrangement? Knowing her, probably something weird.
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OMG it's funny as he'll
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5 stars
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Great Read
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Truly a raunchy comedy
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the last interaction with the antagonist was a bit... stupid. I know he's an grizzled old man but he made a massive error in judgement. he already profiled a mental instability case and approached them head on putting them in to a panic. his years of work with police and homeland would've had him approach the stable minded first through a phone call and an arranged meeting as he already determined it a high accuracy that the situation wasn't an outwardly or imminent danger.
as for the psychological trauma situation at the end, I see the reason but as above seemed a bit forced and needless in a way. the trauma problems was switched between charachters but was so late in the book that it's just a thing now without substance. while the epi seems to just be kind of a funny offhand cliffnote sendoff.
good play on mental fortitudes. but didn't like the ending.
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why..
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superb
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Part of the fast food barbarian universe
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good if you can't find anything else
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Second, for a fantasy harem book, it takes it's sweet time getting to any actual sex, and most of the early on mentions of sex are just saying 2 people used to do it. Its like 2\3 into the book before anyone even has sex and that's with the one human female, and almost to the end before the guy actually fucks one of the goblin girls.
Third, the one and only main bad guy, isn't even really all that bad, and the MC just suddenly kills the guy over a misunderstanding. literally One-Punch Man style expodes the dudes head in a single blow. it's almost like the book was a sex only fantasy book and then someone rewrote it to attempt to have a bad guy but couldn't come up with a good ending so they just had the MC kill him off suddenly and for seaming no reason.
Historically inaccurate!
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