Drunk on a Plane
The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise
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Christopher Boucher
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By:
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Zane Mitchell
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So, I’m Drunk.
Daniel T. Drunk, Jr. if you really wanna know. And I’m on a plane headed to Paradise Isle on the trip of a lifetime. The occasion? My honeymoon. Except, there’s only one problem.
I’m riding solo.
It’s a really long story, and if you don’t mind, I’d prefer to leave it at that. Really? You must know? Fine, I get it. You’re the nosey type. Here’s the abbreviated version. I came within an inch of marrying a cheating slut. There. Get the picture? Good.
But that’s not what this story is about. This story is about what happened after I got to Paradise and a dead body showed up in my motel room.
And, of course, the cops tried to blame it on me.
And then the actual murderer decided they wanted me dead too.
F--k.
The hits just kept on coming.
And to top it all off. This woman started following me around the island, and she couldn’t seem to keep her hands off me. But not in a good way.
So if you’re interested in a bit of Caribbean flavored action and adventure, with a hint of sexual tension, a dash of unapologetic profanity, and a kick-ass ending, then this is your audiobook.
If you’re looking for the next best piece of literature since - oh, hell, who am I kidding? I don’t know shit about good literature. But if that’s what you’re looking for, then keep moving, cause this ain’t that.
If, however, you’re like me and just looking for a good time, then I’m your fella. I promise you, you won’t be disappointed.
Rated R for language, crude humor, and sexual innuendos. Rated A+ for entertainment value.
©2018 Zane Mitchell (P)2019 Zane MitchellListeners also enjoyed...
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Kayli Winchester is a dirt-poor girl living out of a hotel, forced to be the parent for a drunken father and teenage brother who she's desperate to keep in school. The only way she scrapes by is to utilize her one skill: pickpocketing. But even though she's a thief she has a moral code: no kids or old ladies, only targets who can defend themselves. Not that they see her coming...
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Good first book in the series
- By 🎧Romance Junkie🎧 on 10-04-19
By: C. L. Stone
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In the Bleak Midwinter
- By: Julia Spencer-Fleming
- Narrated by: Suzanne Toren
- Length: 12 hrs and 58 mins
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Clare Fergusson, St. Alban's new priest, fits like a square peg in the conservative Episcopal parish at Miller's Kill, New York. She is not just a "lady"; she's a tough ex-Army chopper pilot, and nobody's fool. Then a newborn infant left at the church door brings her together with the town's police chief, Russ Van Alstyne, who's also ex-Army and a cynical good shepherd for the stray sheep of his hometown.
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Ice Cold Complex Small Town Police Procedural/Mystery
- By Sara on 12-27-14
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Abby Cooper, Psychic Eye
- Psychic Eye Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Victoria Laurie
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Michaels
- Length: 9 hrs and 28 mins
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Abby Cooper is a P.I., psychic intuitive. But her insight failed her when she didn't foresee the death of one of her clients - or that the lead investigator for the case is the gorgeous blind date she just met. Now, with the police suspicious of her abilities and a killer on the loose, Abby's future looks more uncertain than ever.
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Abby Is The Worst.
- By Keri on 05-16-14
By: Victoria Laurie
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Held Against You
- By: Season Vining
- Narrated by: Brian Pallino, Nika Solviero
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
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Accused of a horrific crime and on the run, Kat has been rejected by everyone she loves. She's a fugitive from her past, flitting from town to town with nothing but the clothes on her back - until she meets a man who literally stops her in her tracks.
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Couldn't put it down!
- By AG on 03-18-15
By: Season Vining
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Cold City
- Repairman Jack: Early Years Trilogy, Book 1
- By: F. Paul Wilson
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
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If you've never read a Repairman Jack novel, this is the place to begin. It's 1990. A twenty-one-year-old named Jack has dropped out of college, leaving his old life behind to build a new one in New York City. Manhattan's rough edges are jagged enough to shred any unwary newcomer, but perhaps not one who is determined to stay off the grid, at any cost, in the busiest metropolis on earth. And to do so, he'll have to take jobs of a less than legal nature.
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Fun, as long you don't think too much
- By Andrew Pollack on 01-17-14
By: F. Paul Wilson
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Edge of Sight
- By: Roxanne St. Claire
- Narrated by: Violet Grey
- Length: 11 hrs and 13 mins
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Fan-favorite author Roxanne St. Claire launches a daring new series that deftly combines action, mystery, and romance. After bearing witness to a journalist’s brutal murder, law student Samantha Fairchild is stunned when she is denied police protection.
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Absolutely Outstanding!!!
- By M. Davis on 07-29-11
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A Drink Before the War
- By: Dennis Lehane
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
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With novels like Mystic River and Shutter Island, Dennis Lehane has dramatically altered the landscape of the crime thriller—while boldly overstepping the boundaries that have long separated mystery from literature. Now two of his sensational early novels have been combined in a single volume—two gritty and mesmerizing masterworks of suspense featuring the private eye duo of Patrick Kenzie and Angela Gennaro.
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White Bread
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 06-30-12
By: Dennis Lehane
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Born to Be Wild
- By: Catherine Coulter
- Narrated by: Susanna Burney
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
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Get yourself ready for Mary Lisa Beverly - a soap-opera phenom who's just won her third Daytime Emmy for her role as Sunday Cavendish on Born to Be Wild. She's fun and lovable and has lots of crazy friends, most of whom hang out at her house in the Colony, the famous gated community in Malibu.
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I like stories with strong female protagonists
- By egfham on 10-25-24
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In a Fix
- In a Fix, Book 1
- By: Linda Grimes
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
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When her current client's fiance´ is kidnapped by neo-Vikings, Ciel finds herself caught between two men, both of whom are playing havoc with her emotions.
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What a great surprise!
- By Stephanie on 08-14-13
By: Linda Grimes
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Upside Down
- The Men of the Sisterhood, Book 1
- By: Fern Michaels
- Narrated by: Laural Merlington
- Length: 3 hrs and 7 mins
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Through public triumphs and private sorrows, the men in the Sisters' lives - husbands, friends, colleagues, and lovers - have offered invaluable aid and support. In the process, they've become an informal brotherhood of their own, able to relate to the unique challenges and rewards of life among the vigilantes.
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Lacking
- By Ken Huffman on 09-19-15
By: Fern Michaels
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The Two Deaths of Daniel Hayes
- By: Marcus Sakey
- Narrated by: Christopher Lane
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
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The only sign of life for miles is an empty BMW. Inside the expensive car he finds clothes that fit perfectly, shoes for his tattered feet, a Rolex, and an auto registration in the name of Daniel Hayes, resident of Malibu, California. None of it is familiar. How did he get here? Who is he? Who was he? While he searches for answers, the world searches for him - beginning with the cops that kick in the door of his dingy motel with guns drawn. Lost and alone, the man who might be Daniel Hayes flees into the night. All he remembers is a woman’s face, so he sets off for the only place he might find her.
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A Never Ending Soap Opera
- By Lu on 06-20-11
By: Marcus Sakey
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Beautiful Oblivion
- Maddox Brothers, Book 1
- By: Jamie McGuire
- Narrated by: Phoebe Strole
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
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Trenton Maddox was the king of Eastern State University, dating co-eds before he even graduated high school. His friends wanted to be him, and women wanted to tame him, but after a tragic accident turned his world upside down, Trenton leaves campus to come to grips with the crushing guilt. Eighteen months later, Trenton is living at home with his widower father, and works full-time at a local tattoo parlor to help with the bills. Just when he thinks his life is returning to normal, he notices Cami sitting alone at a table at The Red.
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Boring, Cliched, Annoying
- By Allison on 07-14-14
By: Jamie McGuire
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- Benjamin M.
- 09-19-20
Detective, Fun, and danger
I was pleasantly suprised with the story, it was a fun adventure with some danger involved.
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- Applestrm
- 01-26-22
Better than I anticipated!
Took me a minute to get into this book. Did not like the main character at first. Thought he was a womanizing jerk...but he turned out to be quite likable by the end. Also, it's been awhile since I literally laughed out loud reading a book! Ended up being a pretty good read...and enough to tantalize me into reading the next book in the series.
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- BennahPhelps
- 04-11-21
I liked it
Took a minute to get passed the whole "drunk on a plane" part, but overall, I enjoyed the story and look forward to the next book
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- Aaron Brandon
- 10-03-21
Great fun light.
Loved it. Would make a great TV Show on HULU or Netflix, get them all.
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- DeniseB
- 10-31-19
Great intro book with fantastic narration
I really enjoyed this book. It was funny from the start and sucked me in. The character’s last name is Drunk which makes for a lot of funny banter. Intro books always have to spend more time explaining the characters and setup, but this one got off to a fast start anyway and kept a great pace all the way through. Christopher Boucher was did a fantastic job narrating and really brought the characters to life. I would highly recommend!
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- Weis
- 04-05-19
Better then snakes.
Books don't have to be great to be good. This was fun,quirky and touched my funny bone. Just what I needed to break the winter blues here in the northwest.
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- T. Nelson
- 08-18-20
Surprisingly Enjoyable
I really, really enjoyed this book. This is one that had been on my radar (for lack of a better cliche') for a long while. I am a big fan of Laurence Shames, and a nominal fan of Tim Dorsey. I enjoy stories that take place in tropical isles of paradise. This one did not disappoint. I have to admit that it was indeed off to a rough start for me while I tried to connect just a little bit with Drunk. Early on, he is not the most likable character which marks the aforementioned rough start. The language (aka four-letter words) is very abrupt and very present. I am not a prude in that sense by any means - I just prefer not to read (hear) it so abundant in literature at any level. That said, you have been warned (as I was in reading enough reviews prior). By the time Drunk landed and became acquainted with his surroundings on Paradise Island, I was interested. The rest was easy. I won't detail the reasons for a three star review as I will not divulge spoilers. Suffice it to say, this is a fun tale with really outstanding narration by Christopher Boucher. Surprisingly enjoyable, I downloaded the next installment immediately upon finishing this one.
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- PaintbrushPie
- 05-11-23
Didn’t care for it
This book sounds as if a teenager with raging hormones wrote it. Finished it, but was glad it was over.
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- Judy
- 03-18-21
Entertaining
Loved the characters. Story keeps you engaged a moves along with no lulls in the story.
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- griff
- 05-17-22
Fbombs are okay, after that the language is foul.
Struggled to finish too much very vulger language. It took away from the story. Some bad language can help develop a character, after that it is just too much for me.
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