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Vikas Adam
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David Beem
About this listen
Meet Edger (Ed-jer), a 26-year-old gadget retail dork destined to become the world’s first superhero!
His superpower: The ability to channel the Collective Unconscious, a psychic network connecting the living and the dead. In his arsenal are the skills of Bruce Lee, the strength of Samson, the wisdom of the ages...and the dancing chops of Michael Jackson - including that one twisty foot move, crotch grab, and fedora tilt.
But there's a catch...Like every psychic superpower to get administered through a hypodermic needle, this one comes with a prick. Someone seems to have misplaced the booster necessary for stabilizing his superpower. Without it, Edger has three days before his brain turns to pudding.
Join our Dork of Destiny as he overcomes the world’s greatest butt, two rival Cluck-n-Pray gangs, an evil cow, a Green Bay Defensive Tackle, rifle-toting assassins - and a pair of stoners who inadvertently create the world’s first supervillain after a wild night on Twitter!
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just so so.
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WOW....Just, wow
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Well, I guess that’s what happens when our hero is a dork who can tap powers beyond this world and he has to work with or against two rival Cluck-n-Pray gangs, an evil cow, a Green Bay Defensive Tackle, rifle-toting assassins – and a pair of stoners, also addicted to Twitter.
The story is absolutely nuts, with insanely colorful characters, twists, turns, and at least 60 laugh out loud moments a minute.
The audiobook version of Edger is brought to life by award-winning actor, voice-over artist and narrator Vikas Adam. He brings his award-worthy A-Game to the recording booth, once again, and delivers one of the most immersive, hilarious and expansive listening experiences that I heard in a long time. He reads, he acts, he switches voices, accents and genders seamlessly and with style, keeping the action going and the laughs coming.
Really, I don’t think that I want to find out how long this recording took, as I’m sure that not even Vikas Adam could record all of this with a straight face.
Bravo to the the author and the narrator for such a fantastic production!
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A hoot from beginning to end
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Wrap all that up in Vikas Adams' narration (which worked for me in the first few Completionist Chronicles books, but is somehow grating here even though the voices he uses are the same. Probably its the combination of his voices narrating *this* book.) and that's a no to the thank you for me.
DNF. Not sure about all these other reviews.
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