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Narrated by:
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Lauren Patten
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Graham Halstead
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By:
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Jackson Ford
About this listen
Full of imagination, wit, and random sh*t flying through the air, this insane adventure from an irreverent new voice will blow your tiny mind.
For Teagan Frost, sh*t just got real.
Teagan Frost is having a hard time keeping it together. Sure, she's got telekinetic powers - a skill that the government is all too happy to make use of, sending her on secret break-in missions that no ordinary human could carry out. But all she really wants to do is kick back, have a beer, and pretend she's normal for once.
But then a body turns up at the site of her last job - murdered in a way that only someone like Teagan could have pulled off. She's got 24 hours to clear her name - and it's not just her life at stake. If she can't unravel the conspiracy in time, her hometown of Los Angeles will be in the crosshairs of an underground battle that's on the brink of exploding....
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Critic reviews
"Furious, frenetic, fun, and "f**k you": All equally valid descriptions of this book and its punk rock chef/psychic warrior protagonist. It's like the X-Men, if everybody was sick of each other's sh*t, they had to work manual labor to pay rent, and Professor X was a sociopathic government stooge. A drunken back-alley brawler of a book." (Robert Brockway, author of The Unnoticeables)
"Like Alias meets X-Men. I loved it." (Maria Lewis)
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- cvrt-1
- 11-08-23
Not a bad story but the protagonist is annoying
I thought that it was an interesting story. Overall. I like psychic abilities, I like psycho kinesis, I like shady government organizations. I do not like overblown super cocky, insecure yet. Yet somehow overly confident protagonists that talk and think and react to situations and people as if they are a 12-year-old. I don't know how many times we heard the lead talk about finding someone like her and that she was alone in the world... But like I said, I think the story is interesting and I think it would be a lot of fun to watch if it were turned into a TV series.
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- Amanda
- 01-16-20
Amazing author, Perfect voice actor, SO DARK
How could the author do this to me!?!
It's so good, I had to finish, despite the fact that it gets So Dark in the middle. The end was awesome.
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- Heather
- 08-03-22
So good….I hope they add all the books in the series
One of my favorite listens in a while. I love the world Ford created. I’m almost done with the second book in the series and I hope they release book 3-4!!
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- JennT
- 02-04-23
Good Sh*t
This book was a good time. Super powers, suspense, feels, entertaining story, complex relationships. I can’t wait to hear the next one.
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- Jay
- 12-18-22
Young Adult book at best
The story is like bad TV and captures many of the cliches that probably would make you turn off the show. It was difficult to finish and like another review said, should have ended 100 pages sooner. Even after looking up the author I'm not convinced this wasn't written by a 13 yo girl that was giving fan fiction with the xmen as inspiration a try. My wife & 14 yo daughter both audibly groaned at the main character and asked me to turn the story off on our commute.
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