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  • Eighth Grade Bites

  • The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Series, Book 1
  • By: Heather Brewer
  • Narrated by: Kevin Pariseau
  • Length: 4 hrs and 43 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (260 ratings)

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Eighth Grade Bites

By: Heather Brewer
Narrated by: Kevin Pariseau
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Publisher's summary

Vlad has to keep his vampire urges under control while dealing with the pressures of middle school.

Thirteen-year-old Vladimir Tod really hates junior high. Bullies harass him, the principal is dogging him, and the girl he likes prefers his best friend. Oh, and Vlad has a secret: His mother was human, but his father was a vampire. With no idea of the extent of his powers, Vlad struggles daily with his blood cravings and his enlarged fangs. When a substitute teacher begins to question him a little too closely, Vlad worries that his cover is about to be blown. But then he faces a much bigger problem: He’s being hunted by a vampire killer.

©2007 Heather Brewer (P)2018 Listening Library

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A Blast From the Past!

I haven’t read these books since middle school! Now that I’m almost 26 it is so wonderful to return to this series, and it’s a nice listen as I work:) The voice actor did a wonderful job!

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Amazing

I own the paperbacks of the whole Vladimir Tod series, however listening to it is just as good. I'm thinking of getting the next one too. Vladimir Tod is a vampire story like no other. I highly recommend the series to an avid vampire fan like myself. Zac Brewer is definitely my favorite author. His stories always captivate me.

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Amazing

I absolutely loved it! I am definitely going to read the rest of the series.

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Very interested take on Vampires

Vlad and Otis dynamic had me rolling 🤣 couldn't stop listening to there banter and Henry had me dying as well

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Great book

I remember reading this book when I was but a naive teenager, it game me a better sense of humor and friendship. Great book then and a great book now, some things never really change.

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loved it

I loved every minute I can't wait to listen to the other books in the series.

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Re-reading from middle school

I read this book as a teenager and suddenly remembered it yesterday.
I ended up going with the Audible version.
The book itself is wonderful, very silly and fun all while taking in a serious story line. I had completely forgotten most of it and there are some big twists.

Also getting to listen to an older British man’s voice while playing a moody teenager was the highlight of my week. I could not stop laughing at times.

Highly recommend for young adults and also adults for a quick and enjoyable read!

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loved it

loved it one of my favorite book series and was narrated very very well

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First audio I heard

This was the first book from the author I bought to hear on audible, I love reading it and now that I’m working and don’t have time to read it myself I love that I can listen to it

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Eight grade bites

I read this when I was younger and very much enjoyed reading it again!☺️ Thank you!

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