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Narrated by:
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A. W. Miller
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By:
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R.L. Ullman
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Book 4 in the bestselling, award-winning Epic Zero series!
*Over 12,000 five-star reviews for the Epic Zero series on Amazon & Goodreads.
Elliott Harkness is finally living the superhero life. But after a not-so-heroic encounter with a time-traveling villain, Elliott wakes up one morning to discover that everyone he knows no longer exists—and he might be next!
The time-trotting criminal has traveled into the past and changed everything. To fix it, Elliott must follow him. But if anyone in the past discovers his true identity, it could set off a chain reaction that erases Elliott from ever existing. And when Elliott meets his parents as young adults, he’s shocked to discover they hate each other! But that’s not all because a mysterious enemy is searching for a powerful cosmic object that threatens the universe—and it may be buried in the past!
With the fate of the present riding on fixing the past, will Elliott become the epic hero he’s always wanted to be—or will he always be just an Epic Zero?
Epic Zero 4 is the fourth book in the hilarious, action-packed series that will entertain kids, middle school students, and adults.
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