
Falling in Love with My Vampire Cat
That's (Para) Normal, Book 1
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Stefanie Kay
About this listen
For five long years, I didn't know my cat could turn into a vampire.
That means I've spent five long years squishing little black toe beans, participating in all-night cuddles, and calling a full-grown man my itty bitty stinky kitty baby.
When my near-death experience forces Zylus Myrkur to tell me the truth about how magic is real, I nope my way right back into my fish bowl. I will not be participating in any tropes, thank you.
This is not a fish out of water, enemies to lovers romantasy. This is me—a barely functional adult—attempting to live my best life, which consists solely of reading books, eating cheese, and falling asleep on the couch. It does not include making friends with werewolf chihuahuas, meeting a moth faerie prince, or defeating a boogeyman.
And it absolutely, completely, most definitely does not include falling in love.
Falling in Love with My Vampire Cat is a laugh-out-loud romantic comedy with light fantasy elements, neurodivergent characters, and plenty of closed-door sizzle.
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Just No
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Also, the female main character, who unfortunately takes up 90% of the narration, starts the book with all the "I hate people", "People are the worst", "Nothing is as good as never seeing, being around, or speaking to other people, because I hate people" and it's excessive and kind of strange. She also very soon after claims she is so unproblematic but really, how unproblematic can you be if you truly hate everything and everyone? And like other reviewers have mentioned, almost the whole of the main character's thoughts and dialogue are based on YA Paranormal book tropes. I mean that literally. She will say she doesn't want this trope, she doesn't want to live that trope, she doesn't want to be this main character identity, she doesn't want that foreshadowing, or whatever. Almost all of her internal dialogue, which there is too much of, is fiction and paranormal trope driven. It could have been cute and self aware if it wasn't the woman's entire thought process. I'm not sure this book would be good even if I didn't have to listen to it. I was hoping for a new series to love. This was a huge disappointment.
Narrator Is Horrendous. Truly Egregious.
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Very Funny
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Perfect pick
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