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Narrated by:
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Lori Schafer
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Lori Schafer
About this listen
"I bowed my head as Bob plunked our deceased friend respectfully into the deep. I listened quietly as he somberly activated the flusher. And then I watched as the water swirled away, taking Charlie on one final miraculous journey to the home of his ancient ancestors, to the ocean the abrupt end of his short life had precluded him from ever going to see...."
A routine goldfish funeral goes awry in this humorous short story.
Also includes my autobiographical flash fiction story "Heads of the Line".
©2014 Lori Schafer (P)2018 Lori SchaferListeners also enjoyed...
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