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Garth Marenghi’s TerrorTome, Book 1
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Garth Marenghi
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From the mind of horror master Garth Marenghi: a masterful multi-volume horror masterpiece thirty years in the making...
Dare you crack open the TerrorTome? (Mind the spine)
When horror writer Nick Steen gets sucked into a cursed typewriter by the terrifying Type-Face, Dark Lord of the Prolix, the hellish visions inside his head are unleashed for real. Forced to fight his escaping imagination - now leaking out of his own brain - Nick must defend the town of Stalkford from his own fictional horrors, including avascular-necrosis-obsessed serial killer Nelson Strain and Nick's dreaded throppleganger, the Dark Third.
Can he and Roz, his frequently incorrect female editor, hunt down these incarnate denizens of Nick's rampaging imaginata before they destroy Stalkford, outer Stalkford and possibly slightly further?
From the twisted genius of horror master Garth Marenghi - Frighternerman, Darkscribe, Doomsage (plus Man-Shee) - come three dark tales from his long-lost multi-volume epic: TerrorTome.
Can a brain leak?
(Yes, it can)
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In Big Beacon, Norwich's favourite son and best broadcaster, Alan Partridge, triumphs against the odds. TWICE. Using an innovative 'dual narrative' structure you sometimes see in films, Big Beacon tells the story of how Partridge heroically rebuilt his TV career, rising like a phoenix from the desolate wasteland of local radio to climb to the summit of Mount Primetime and regain the nationwide prominence his talent merits.
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Rhinocerene
- By Anonymous User on 10-12-23
By: Alan Partridge
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Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge
- BBC Radio 4 comedy
- By: Steve Coogan, Patrick Marber
- Narrated by: Rebecca Front, Steve Coogan, Patrick Marber, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 55 mins
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Aha! Six BBC Radio 4 episodes featuring the king of chat Alan Partridge (Steve Coogan) in a series of hysterically excruciating encounters with guests played by Rebecca Front, David Schneider, Patrick Marber and Doon Mackichan. Also included are two bonus programmes: a spoof behind-the-scenes feature, Knowing Knowing Me, Knowing You, and In Conversation with Steve Coogan. Duration: 4 hours approx.
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no really an audiobook but still good fun
- By PJC on 12-04-20
By: Steve Coogan, and others
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The Hotel Avocado
- By: Bob Mortimer
- Narrated by: Bob Mortimer, Sally Phillips, Paul Whitehouse, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Gary Thorn is struggling with a big decision. Should he stay in London, wallowing in the safety of his legal job in Peckham and eating pies with his next door neighbour, Grace and her dog Lassoo, or should he move to Brighton, where his girlfriend Emily is about to open The Hotel Avocado? Either way, he’d be letting someone down. But sinister forces are gathering in a cloud of launderette scented-vape smoke, and the arrival of the mysterious Mr Sequence puts Gary in an even worse predicament: soon he might be dead.
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Fantastic
- By linda r on 05-10-25
By: Bob Mortimer
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You, Me, and Ulysses S. Grant
- A Farcical Biography
- By: Brad Neely
- Narrated by: Brad Neely
- Length: 11 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Spanning from the birth of Ulysses S. Grant until his victory over the Confederacy, You, Me, and Ulysses S. Grant gives us an honest portrait of an American hero who struggled to balance love, soldiering, and the attainment of the American Dream.
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Neely's work at its mightiest
- By Doppelusca on 01-29-24
By: Brad Neely
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Ayoade on Top
- By: Richard Ayoade
- Narrated by: Richard Ayoade
- Length: 4 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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At last, the definitive audiobook about perhaps the best cabin crew dramedy ever filmed: View from the Top starring Gwyneth Paltrow. In Ayoade on Top, Richard Ayoade, perhaps one of the most 'insubstantial' people of our age, takes us on a journey from Peckham to Paris by way of Nevada and other places we don't care about. It's a journey deep within, in a way that's respectful and non-invasive; a journey for which we will all pay a heavy price, even if you've waited for the smaller paperback edition. Ayoade argues for the canonisation of this brutal masterpiece.
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Listened for an hour and a half, didn't laugh once
- By Wesley on 12-13-19
By: Richard Ayoade
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The Book That No One Wanted to Read
- By: Richard Ayoade
- Narrated by: Richard Ayoade, Jarvis Cocker, Lydia Fox
- Length: 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Hello! I'm a book! I can say with all modesty that The Book That No One Wanted To Read might be the most important book of all time. Why? Because it’s the first book to have been written by a book.
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It was creative and funny. I loved when i figured out the book was talking to me telepathically
- By JH on 05-06-25
By: Richard Ayoade
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The World According to Cunk
- An Illustrated History of All World Events Ever
- By: Philomena Cunk
- Narrated by: Philomena Cunk
- Length: 5 hrs and 21 mins
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Romans! Madrigals! The Dark Ages! Revolutions! Trumpets! The Oranges of The First World War! All of this (except trumpets) and more, is covered in this definitive, easy-clean history of all world history so far, written by the 21st Century's leading historian, philosopher and thinkerer Philomena Cunk.
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wise cracks
- By Matthew Stein on 12-11-24
By: Philomena Cunk
A great writer can only write a book this bad.
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brilliant
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Brilliant
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Reads like an unhinged Clive Barker
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Marenghi has raised the bar on horror
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Garth has written more books than he's read.
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I laughed every few minutes and so will you.
A love letter to Darkplace fans
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needed this in my life
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Garth Marenghi at His Finest!!
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An Absolute Comedic Masterpiece From Horror’s Foremost Premier Scribe.
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