
Toast on Toast
Cautionary tales and candid advice
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Matt Berry - as Steven Toast
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Steven Toast
About this listen
In Toast on Toast - part memoir, part "how to act" manual - Steven Toast draws on his vast and varied experiences, providing the reader with an invaluable insight into his journey from school plays to RADA and from "It's a Right Royal Knockout" to the Colony Club.
Along the way he reveals the secrets of his success. He discloses how to brush up on and expand your technical and vocal skills, how to nail a professional voiceover, and how to deal with difficult work experience staff in a recording studio. He also reveals the dangers of typecasting, describes the often ruthless struggle for 'top billing', and shares many awesome nuggets of advice.
The end result is a book that will inspire and educate anyone who wants to tread the floorboards. It will also inform (and entertain) anybody who simply wants to discover what a jobbing actor's life is actually like.
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Love
- By Scott Kaiserman on 12-11-24
By: Philomena Cunk
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Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
- By: Alan Partridge
- Narrated by: Alan Partridge
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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In Big Beacon, Norwich's favourite son and best broadcaster, Alan Partridge, triumphs against the odds. TWICE. Using an innovative 'dual narrative' structure you sometimes see in films, Big Beacon tells the story of how Partridge heroically rebuilt his TV career, rising like a phoenix from the desolate wasteland of local radio to climb to the summit of Mount Primetime and regain the nationwide prominence his talent merits.
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Rhinocerene
- By Anonymous User on 10-12-23
By: Alan Partridge
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Ayoade on Top
- By: Richard Ayoade
- Narrated by: Richard Ayoade
- Length: 4 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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At last, the definitive audiobook about perhaps the best cabin crew dramedy ever filmed: View from the Top starring Gwyneth Paltrow. In Ayoade on Top, Richard Ayoade, perhaps one of the most 'insubstantial' people of our age, takes us on a journey from Peckham to Paris by way of Nevada and other places we don't care about. It's a journey deep within, in a way that's respectful and non-invasive; a journey for which we will all pay a heavy price, even if you've waited for the smaller paperback edition. Ayoade argues for the canonisation of this brutal masterpiece.
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Listened for an hour and a half, didn't laugh once
- By Wesley on 12-13-19
By: Richard Ayoade
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That Mitchell and Webb Sound: The Complete Series 1-5
- The BBC Radio 4 Comedy Show
- By: David Mitchell, Robert Webb
- Narrated by: David Mitchell, Robert Webb, Olivia Colman, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 56 mins
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Welcome to the inside-out world of Mitchell and Webb, a strange and surreal place populated by misfits, eccentrics, talking animals and a few stray Radio 4 arts programme presenters. Included here are all five series of their fantastically skewed comedy show, packed with offbeat sketches and peculiar characters. Meet seedy snooker commentators Ted and Peter; poorly matched crime-fighting duo Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit; a cop who doesn't get results but, by God, he does things by the book; and some nervous Nazis who've just noticed their caps have skulls on them.
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Better Than Fry and Laurie?
- By John on 10-29-24
By: David Mitchell, and others
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The Grip of Film
- By: Richard Ayoade
- Narrated by: Richard Ayoade, Jesse Eisenberg, Jon Korkes
- Length: 5 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Gordy LaSure's passionate about film. He eats film, he drinks film, and sometimes he'll even watch a film. But most of all, he loves talking about film, and how they'd be a shit-ton better if only people would pull their asses out of their ears and listen to Gordy LaSure. Why are some films bad and some films terrible? How come just a handful of films (Titanic, Porky's, Dirty Harry) are any good at all? Gordy'll tell you How and Why, and he'll give you a shot of Wherefore on the side. And he doesn't shoot from the hip; he shoots from the gut.
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Ayoade at his most Ayoade!
- By mary e head on 04-25-20
By: Richard Ayoade
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Ayoade on Ayoade
- By: Richard Ayoade
- Narrated by: Richard Ayoade
- Length: 5 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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In this book, Richard Ayoade - actor, writer, director, and amateur dentist - reflects on his cinematic legacy as only he can: in conversation with himself. Over 10 brilliantly insightful and often erotic interviews, Ayoade examines Ayoade fully and without mercy, leading a breathless investigation into this once-in-a-generation visionary. They have called their book Ayoade on Ayoade: A Cinematic Odyssey. Take the journey, and your life will never be the same again.
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Enjoyable, yet still completely forgettable
- By John Barnett on 09-26-21
By: Richard Ayoade
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Blackadder: The Complete Collected Series
- By: Ben Elton, Richard Curtis
- Narrated by: full cast, Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robinson, and others
- Length: 15 hrs and 3 mins
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Through the ages of Britain, from the 15th century to the 21st, Edmund Blackadder has meddled his way along the bloodlines, aided by his servant and sidekick, Baldrick, and hindered by an assortment of dimwitted aristocrats. Now the complete history of Blackadder is collected together, including the four TV series: The Black Adder, Blackadder II, Blackadder the Third and Blackadder Goes Forth.
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If you know the show well, You'll Love its Audio.
- By addie on 04-01-20
By: Ben Elton, and others
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The Mighty Boosh
- The Complete Radio Series
- By: Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt
- Narrated by: Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt
- Length: 3 hrs
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The Mighty Boosh is unlike any show you are ever likely to hear, and one that defies description; the closest you could get to the unique style of Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding would be in the early days of Reeves and Mortimer, with their cardboard props and men with sticks.
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HAHAHAHAHA I'm dying.
- By Cyrus on 11-11-12
By: Noel Fielding, and others
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Nebulous: The Complete Series 1-3
- A BBC Radio Sci-Fi Comedy
- By: Graham Duff
- Narrated by: Mark Gatiss, Rosie Cavaliero, Graham Duff, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 20 mins
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The year is 2099 and planet Earth is in crisis. A change in its orbit has resulted in days being 25 hours long (except Thursday, which hasn't existed for over a decade) and the extra months of Janril, Febtober, and Marchuary. In a post-apocalyptic England, the cattle-clasm has wiped out the majority of livestock and climate change has formed the drizzly season of Hamble. However, hope is at hand for the planet in the form of Professor Nebulous.
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Too Stupid
- By Zero Calvin on 10-19-24
By: Graham Duff
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How to Cope with Mitchell and Webb
- By: David Mitchell, Robert Webb
- Narrated by: David Mitchell, Robert Webb
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
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David Mitchell and Robert Webb tackle various subject matters in a How to Cope with... guide, talking you through every day scenarios and situations. The subject matters discussed are How to Cope with... Being Normal; Pubs; Being Dumped, Parts 1 and 2; Coffee; Malmaison Hotels; Nudists; The Smoking Ban; Actors; Servants; and Getting Older.
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Dazzlingly Funny!
- By Gwynne O'Reagan on 11-06-09
By: David Mitchell, and others
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You, Me, and Ulysses S. Grant
- A Farcical Biography
- By: Brad Neely
- Narrated by: Brad Neely
- Length: 11 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Spanning from the birth of Ulysses S. Grant until his victory over the Confederacy, You, Me, and Ulysses S. Grant gives us an honest portrait of an American hero who struggled to balance love, soldiering, and the attainment of the American Dream.
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Neely's work at its mightiest
- By Doppelusca on 01-29-24
By: Brad Neely
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The Book That No One Wanted to Read
- By: Richard Ayoade
- Narrated by: Richard Ayoade, Jarvis Cocker, Lydia Fox
- Length: 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Hello! I'm a book! I can say with all modesty that The Book That No One Wanted To Read might be the most important book of all time. Why? Because it’s the first book to have been written by a book.
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Sweet story for young and old
- By Nashvillesongbird on 07-12-24
By: Richard Ayoade
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Failure Is an Option
- An Attempted Memoir
- By: H. Jon Benjamin
- Narrated by: H. Jon Benjamin
- Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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While he's not quite a household name, most people would consider H. Jon Benjamin, the voice-actor star of Archer and Bob's Burgers (and a sentient can of mixed vegetables in 2015's Wet Hot American Summer) a comedy show business success. But he'd like to remind everyone that as great as success can be, failure is also an option. In a hilarious, self-deprecating memoir, Jon lays out some of his many failures in all areas of life, from Work ("wherein I'm unable to deliver a sizzling fajita") to Family ("wherein a trip to PF Chang's fractures a family").
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No joke, This book helped my marriage
- By Michelle on 05-07-18
By: H. Jon Benjamin
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- KS a Guess
- 05-30-20
Ray Bloody Purchase!
Matt Berry is brilliant. Watch Toast of London and see if you don't agree. You will LYAO.
Also, his voice is perfect for narrating, and was the obvious choice. Berry portrays the character to the hilt. Bravo!
Don't miss his music, either. I have feasted on all he has produced on iTunes, and can never get enough.
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- Grezzit
- 12-05-18
A treat for thespians everywhere.
Toast delivers a master class in life, love and acting. It's a national disgrace that he is not on the BBC.
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- Ayame Nelson
- 04-08-23
Keep in mind, I'm not British.
I'd listen to Matt Berry read the phone book. Some of the references were over my head, I'm sad to say, but it's a delightful book even for an uncouth and under cultured American such as myself.
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- Dawn W
- 10-25-22
If you don't love this, then SLING YOUR HOOK
If you love Matt Berry's plummy voice with his distinctive and hilarious pronunciation; if you love Toast of London, The IT Crowd, and Garth Marenghi's Darkplace; and if you love British humor, then you will LOVE Toast on Toast. I have listened to it many times. I even play it when I go to bed. Berry's rich baritone soothes me right to sleep!
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- XDIDK
- 07-31-21
Matt Berry can do no wrong.
A vanguard masterpiece of epic proportions. Toast on Toast is a complete pleasure to experience.
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- Jim McFarland
- 02-15-19
A huge serving of Toast
A huge serving of Steven Toast, from the Channel 4 series Toast of London. Matt Berry is a comic genius and he takes audio books to a whole new meta level of funny, such as his disapproving asides when he reads a passage from his own memoirs that has been rewritten by his ghost writer or his occasional belching. If you love Toast, buy this book.
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- Adrian Stein
- 09-18-18
If you love Toast...
You'll love this book. Read in character by Matt Berry, if you're a fan of the irreverent show, you'll leave a great time listening to this book. Obviously written for British audiences, some of the jokes and references don't necessarily translate. Bb it that won't matter as overall the book is laugh out loud funny. Thoroughly enjoyable.
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- Patrick
- 11-28-22
Hilarious As Expected
Fantastic book all around. The only actor that could have done better is Ray Purchase.
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- Nathan P. Newman
- 08-11-21
Perfect!
Whether you are a fan of Toast of London or Matt Berry in general, you will love this performance. Berry is flawless. Give it a listen when you need an effortless laugh.
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- Eric Marecek
- 11-24-20
Love Me Some Toast
Matt Berry will fill your ear hole with tales that will leave your sides hurting with laughter. I knew nothing of the Steven Toast universe, and it didn't matter. Pick it up! Now sling your hook and f**k off.
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