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Gas Dad: The Wild Explosion Saved the Day!
- The Embarrassingly Funny Family Secret Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: David Piper
- Length: 24 mins
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Publisher's summary
Finally a hilariously clean chapter-book series for kids!
Great for kids 7-10 years old!
Motivate kids. Make them laugh. Address a real-life bodily issue. Teach manners and etiquette. Conservative family becomes challenged
Gas Dad: The Wild Explosion Saved the Day! is a hilarious book about a conservative family’s unfortunate bodily issue that forever affects their life!
Two boys tell of their family secret: Dad's explosive problem! Learn how beans are his delicious weakness and how it scares off intruders. Laugh as he explodes during a Friday night into the home attic and the police respond. The boys dream of being their dad.
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