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Get Smoked or Go Home (Dramatized Adaptation)
- The Warrior, Book 1
- Narrated by: Yenni Ann, Colleen Delany, Cody Roberts, Chris Davenport, Jon Vertullo, Dawn Ursula, Carolyn Kashner, Chris Stinson, Donald Guzzi, Earl Fisher, Triya Leong
- Length: 6 hrs and 12 mins
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It’s been so long, Warrior… I can feel you…
Is Idina Moorfield going crazy or has an ancient magic found its source?
Her family says she’s not a true Moorfield and will never be good enough for the family business.
Sometimes what looks like the worst day ever, is the beginning of our best adventure.
Idina takes that first step into a new life and gets the hell away from them to forge her own future.
But her calling is the one thing they are the most against. She joins the military just like Uncle Rick. The other family outcast.
What is everyone in the Moorfield family so afraid of?
A new Warrior is about to find out the true roots of the Moorfield name. Nothing will ever be the same.
Performed by Dawn Ursula, Yenni Ann, Chris Davenport, Donald Guzzi, Earl Fisher, Triya Leong, Jon Vertullo, Carolyn Kashner, Chris Stinson, Cody Roberts, Colleen Delany, David Engel, Elena Anderson, Henry W. Kramer, James Konicek, Jillian Levine-Sisson, Joel David Santner, K'Lai Rivera, Kevin Couto, Khaya Fraites, Lydia Kraniotis, Matthew Pauli, Nanette Savard, Nickolette Kong, Niusha Nawab, Robb Moreira, Ryan Haugen, Steven Carpenter, T. Shyvonne Stewart, Terence Aselford, Thomas Penny, and Tyler Hyrchuk.
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In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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It was ok.
- By Cregg Terasa on 08-06-24
By: Julian Simpson, and others
What listeners say about Get Smoked or Go Home (Dramatized Adaptation)
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- Chris
- 07-17-23
Enjoyed the story
I enjoyed the story. I have read a few of the books from this series and decided to try the dramatized audio version. My only complaint is that the music that plays when the narrator talks is too peppy and distracting. It takes away from the story and isn't the right mood for it. (not sure if I can explain it) The actors and sound effects were great. It's just the weird music or tune they play in the background. it sometimes was too distracting. That said, the story is about a 17 year old girl named Idina who has a mysterious power. She comes from a privileged family who treats her awful. They won't let her go to the college of her choice to pursue the career of her dreams they expect her to go to Harvard and join the family business let's just say things take an interesting turn and she ends up somewhere completely unexpected. Don't give up on this series after the first book it gets better, I promise!
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