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A Dirty Fairy Tale (Dirty Fairy Tales, Book 3)
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Narrated by:
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Carly Robins
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Lance Greenfield
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Tor Thom
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By:
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Lauren Landish
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There’s a new Prince in town. And he thinks he’s my happily ever after. If only I believed in those.
Lance Jacobs.
Roseboro’s new Most Eligible Bachelor.
He’s the stuff fairy tales are made of. Tall, handsome, strong. A dyed in the wool American hero....
And if my scheming stepmother has anything to do with it, he’ll be married to my stepsister before he can tap out S-O-S.
But he only has eyes for me.
And though my attention is tied up in my new bakery, I know he wants me. I’ll admit that he makes my heart race, my body pulse, and my mind think of things that are definitely not as sweet as my famous cupcakes. I can’t help but think Lance would make a great Mr. Right...now.
I don’t trust him to be more than that. Don’t trust any man after having my heart broken one too many times.
Even if he does make me want to break all my rules. Makes me want to take a chance. To believe again.
Could he finally be my happily ever after?
From USA Today, Wall Street Journal, and Washington Post bestselling author Lauren Landish comes Happily Never After, a new modern adult Cinderella retelling. Prepare for laugh-out-loud moments, twists you'll never see coming, and swoon-worthy alphaness.
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another great book
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loved it
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very good
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I am so happy the narration team of this series continues to bring the story to life. Carly Robins is so vibrant when she narrates that I get completely caught up in her character. Lance Greenfield has that growlie rasp for the alpha male and he lends that possessive sound so you feel his protectiveness. And Tor Thom, never thought I would hear him as the evil one, but as Blackwell, he shines. That wickedness comes out of him with his deep baritone voice sending chills up your spine, waiting to see his next move! A wonderful narrating team that makes the story shine.
Fairy Tales and Suspense
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DIFFERENT BUT OH SO GOOD
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As always Lauren Landish, you have a big fan in me, I try to read, listen to everything you do and I am looking forward to the continuation of these stories!
Wow!
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Great series!
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love
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Wonderful series
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This is book 3 and the final in this series. You don't have to have listened or read the others as this gives you the back story so you aren't lost but trust me you want to listen to all of them as well. OH MY GOODNESS these are so good. There are billionaires with lots of heart, a hitman that loves his woman, and now we have the hot Navy Seal that steals the show. Lance and Charlotte are my favorite couple because of their personalities. I love the build up these two have and the patience Lance has for Charlotte. We still have all the danger from Mr. Blackwell as well as lots of surprises as to who is on his payroll and under his control to do his evil biding. There are so many things that will keep you guessing which is another thing I love about this book. You don't know who to trust and who to fear. I could go on and on about how much I love this audiobook and this series but I won't give you anymore tidbits to ruin it for you. This is now officially my all time favorite series.
The narrations in this book and series are fantastic. Carly Robins, Lance Greenfield and Tor Thom are perfect for these characters. I loved listening to all of them.
I loved this audiobook and the entire series. I highly recommend it.
Happy wins
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