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David S. Dear
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Marc Richard
About this listen
A pack of teens. A cabin in the woods. And a killer with a love for slapstick.
“A dark, comic ode to those great 80's horror movies that lowered the bar while at the same time raising it” -Nick Perry
An unlikeable cast of teenage clichés, out for a week in a cabin in the middle of nowhere. What could possibly go wrong?
Murder, that's what!
Hey, who left that dead girl skewered on the porch?
All are suspect, as the slayings become more creative. And more ridiculous.
Hell of a way to spend a vacation.
Will they find out who the killer is in time to stop this madness, or will this mean the end for all?
Harm’s Way is a horror comedy originally penned by Sam Raimi’s twin brother, Aaron Elvis Raimi, who died at birth.
It reeks of classics like Evil Dead, Silent Night, Deadly Night, and Student Bodies.
Can a psychopath really fit in an outhouse hole?
Can you re-capitate someone with a welder’s torch?
Will everyone really see your dirty pillows?
The answers to those age-old questions are here.
For an extra bit of fun, the text contains a code that reveals the killer! Maybe you can figure it out before these dummies.
Buy this audiobook now for a bloody pie in the face.
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Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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CRAY
- By: Darrell Hammond, Elizabeth Stein
- Narrated by: Darrell Hammond
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
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He is one of the longest-running cast members on Saturday Night Live, an American comedy genius renowned for his spot-on sendups of politicians and celebrities. But off-stage, Darrell Hammond’s life was anything but a joke. In CRAY, a special audio performance captured live onstage at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre, Hammond brings to life his acclaimed memoir, God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem.
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Thanks for sharing
- By Nickisnotgary on 09-06-24
By: Darrell Hammond, and others
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Breakfast of Champions
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
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Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation.
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Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- By Dubi on 01-10-16
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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- Daman
- 10-31-16
When Funny Met Scary
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Yes, it was funny and kept me interested with its share of horror.
What about David S. Dear’s performance did you like?
It was good. Had a nice voice to capture the theme of the story.
Any additional comments?
"This review copy audiobook was provided by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost."
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- Andre Higgins
- 10-16-16
A slightly absurd, yet funny horror tale.
"This audiobook was provided by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost in exchange for an unbiased review courtesy of Audiobook Blast."
This is a pretty funny horror story. It's a bit absurd at times (a skewered dead girl on the porch is ignored for most of the book) but that gives the story its peculiar humour. Stereotyped characters are heavily ridiculed and that was refreshing. I liked it.
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- TinkerMel
- 10-06-16
Campy 80s horror flick! ~ funny!
This book brought me back to my childhood. Friday the 13th, Halloween. all the good slasher films of my time. You know, a bunch of kids in the woods camping, people start to die, but they are to stupid to try and leave! this book is funny, and campy, almost cheesy. If it was a movie it would be a cult classic from the 80s!
Remember when reading/listening to this book, its Not a real "horror" story. its a mock of the 80s! I dug it!
The narrator did a good job. there are a lot of people to switch back and forth from. He some how pulled it off.
I was gratefully provided this audiobook at no charge by the author, publisher and/or narrator for an unbiased review via Audio Boom..
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- Paul A. Luedecke
- 02-23-18
Camping is rough
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In true horror movie fashion, Richard adds the group of people who wouldn't hang out., sends them to a cabin and gives them reasons to get killed. He does get pretty creative with the deaths, and the ending is priceless.
All of Marc Richard's books have an oddness to them that, if one is so inclined to the odd, is easy to appreciate, simply for the out there way he comes up with the tales. The narrator, David S. Dear, does a great job in keeping up the tongue-in-cheek absurdity of it all.
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- April H.
- 10-08-16
Harm's Way
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Harm's Way
: Marc Richard
A group of cliche horny teenagers, a cabin in the woods in the middle of nowhere and this sets up the perfect murder spree..............or not. The murders start as soon as they arrive. The listeners get to solve the crimes if they can stop laughing long enough. I figured this would be a neat listen for Halloween.
The narration was well done.The characters were well portrayed.
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- Justin Tyler
- 11-11-16
Awesome Horror
Teens at a cabin in the woods. Such a hokey premise. Once I started listening I was hooked. The concept is the same as all 80's slasher flicks, someone is picking the kids off one by one for no reason. The real hook is the creative deaths. If you enjoy your 80's slashers, give it a try. We'll worth the money.
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- Kelly watley
- 10-24-16
delightful whodunit..
a murderous mystery is afoot in this whimsical whodunit surrounding a group of social outcasts and walking clechies on vacation and haphazardly pulled into a interesting investigation...
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- PattyH
- 10-06-16
Stay out of Harms Way
You've thought about it right? Or perhaps you've had dreams about it.
Close your eyes, open your mind; now imagine you and your friends plan a trip. Skip the fun you had on your ride there; your eyes still closed? Good, now imagine arriving at your destination. Fun huh? Fast forward till; Wait! Stop! Someone is missing! What will you do now?
Grab this audible, turn off the lights, relax, hit play and see if you can stay out of Harms Way.
The narrator did a good job. The various voices and emotions were wonderful.
I received this audio free at my request and am happy to leave my review.
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- BookAddictStudio
- 09-22-17
Very Breakfast Club meets Friday the 13th!
Where does Harm's Way rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
I enjoyed this book very much. The listening experience was interesting.
What was one of the most memorable moments of Harm's Way?
The build-up to the actual party at the cabin. The descriptions and vocal inflections of the horrors that each character faces through the story.
Have you listened to any of David S. Dear’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
No this was my first time with this narrator. He did a very good job with the different characters, voices, accents and dialects.
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- Deedra
- 08-27-17
Harm's Way
A spoof on all those teen movies where a group of typecast tens stay in a cabin in the woods only to be picked off by a murderer.The methods are horrifying yet no one seems too upset, they just go on with life.It's gross and funny!David S Dear was the perfect narrator.I was provided this book by the author, narrator or publisher.
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