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Revenant Online, Book 2
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Matt Weisgerber
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The lines between gaming and reality have started to blur.
Alex never expected a game to change the way he looked at life, but the launch of Revenant Online changed his perception of the world as much as himself.
The old him would never have the courage to make a move on a girl, but this time he was determined not to let the opportunity slip through his fingertips.
Inside of the game, he wasn't just Alex, the high school outcast. He was a tank. The man who led his group into battle. In a world teetering on the brink of chaos, Alex was the bulwark between the darkness and the light.
The Unifier was coming.
There was no reasoning with it. There was no bargaining. The Unifer served one purpose. To exterminate every living soul. To unite them all in death. Alex and his friend weren't going to let that happen.
Follow along as Alex battles treacherous enemies, masters newfound abilities, and confronts his growing feelings for Sana in both realities.
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