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GL Robinson
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GL Robinson
About this listen
The lovely and mysterious Héloise Ramsay is available...for a price. The Earl of Dexter is prepared to pay it, and more, but she refuses him. He knows she's had other lovers, so why not him?
This is the story of a woman who makes a mistake in her youth, and finds that someone in her circumstances has no choice but to sell her only asset: herself.
Told against the background of a family fleeing the French Revolution and making its way the best it can, this story celebrates a strong woman who will do whatever she must to ensure a safe future for those she loves.
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- Cate F.
- 05-09-22
Enjoyable story and well read
GL Robinson narrates her book perfectly. I enjoyed the way that unwanted characters were knocked off when their roles were finished. Looking forward to listening to more of this author’s novels.
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- Laurie S
- 04-12-23
Unique
At the beginning, it starts as though it’s going to be a typical fun fiction. But shortly thereafter, it becomes storytelling—almost like a narrative fictional biography of a few sub stories that interconnect wonderfully and with some humor. Although there is still some dialog. It’s very interesting. No spoilers here; you’ll just have to listen to this different style and enjoy the telling.
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- JTG
- 01-28-23
Not the usual Regency Romance
It seems this author’s books are All Unusual but Interesting. This one, I think, is the most unusual given the heroine’s past. Very interesting details and characters. I quite liked the story although I remain skeptical of the ending. And I like the author’s narration.
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