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Narrated by:
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Gary Roelofs
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By:
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Will Bevis
About this listen
How I Got Wong is not your usual love at first sight pet story. It deals with a taboo topic and is meant for adult listeners only.
About the Author:
Will Bevis is a short story, article, and memoir writer who writes about any damn thing he wants - this story is living proof of that. He is best known for his story The Killing of Train-Man Brown.
©2015 Will Bevis (P)2015 Will BevisListeners also enjoyed...
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