
How to Raise a Magician…or Two
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James Fouhey
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Lydia San Andres
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You can listen to this fantastical story for free on your device with the Audible Stories Skill. Just say “Alexa, read me a fantasy story,” or “Alexa, read me a story” to hear more free genres.
In this short fantasy tale, a clueless, bombastic, and loving father moves his family to another country so that his brilliant younger daughter can attend a magical academy. He knows his elder daughter is unhappy with the move, but he doesn’t realize that her talent for sewing is not as ordinary as he imagines.
Lydia San Andres lives and writes in the tropics, where she can be found reading and making excuses to stay out of the heat. The New York Times praised her novel Compromised into a Scandalous Marriage as a “sweet, satisfying, utterly intoxicating historical romance.”
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