
I Am Not a Serial Killer
John Cleaver, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Kirby Heyborne
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By:
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Dan Wells
About this listen
Dan Wells's debut audiobook, I Am Not a Serial Killer, is the first installment in a trilogy that will keep you awake and then haunt your dreams.
John Wayne Cleaver is dangerous, and he knows it.
He's spent his life doing his best not to live up to his potential.
He's obsessed with serial killers, but really doesn't want to become one. So for his own sake, and the safety of those around him, he lives by rigid rules he's written for himself, practicing normal life as if it were a private religion that could save him from damnation.
Dead bodies are normal to John. He likes them, actually. They don't demand or expect the empathy he's unable to offer. Perhaps that's what gives him the objectivity to recognize that there's something different about the body the police have just found behind the Wash-n-Dry Laundromat - and to appreciate what that difference means.
Now, for the first time, John has to confront a danger outside himself, a threat he can't control, a menace to everything and everyone he would love, if only he could.
"The beauty of the prose, mixed with the depth of characterization, gives the haunting, first-person narrative a human touch. regardless of your age or your genre preferences, you will find this story both profound and enthralling.” (Brandon Sanderson, New York Times best-selling author)
“Brilliant! full of unforgettable characters, creepy thrills, and dangerous twists you won’t see coming.” (Jonathan Maberry, New York Times best-selling author)
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After the sudden death of his wife, Tom Kennedy believes a fresh start will help him and his young son Jake heal. A new beginning, a new house, a new town. Featherbank. But the town has a dark past. Twenty years ago, a serial killer abducted and murdered five residents. Until Frank Carter was finally caught, he was nicknamed "The Whisper Man," for he would lure his victims out by whispering at their windows at night.
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monotone
- By A. E. Smart on 09-05-19
By: Alex North
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Zero G
- By: Dan Wells
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller, Margaret Ying Drake, Josh Hurley, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Zero is just one of 20,000 people aboard a spaceship bound for a new planet set to be colonized. The journey is over a century long but luckily, everyone is in stasis, so they’ll be safe and sound asleep during the trip. Everyone that is, except for Zero, whose pod has malfunctioned, waking him up a hundred years early. His initial excitement in roaming the ship alone quickly turns to a heart-stopping interstellar adventure when a family of space pirates show up, trying to hijack the ship and take the colonizers hostage.
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Passengers movie with space pirates
- By Kingsley on 12-07-18
By: Dan Wells
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Exquisite Corpse
- By: Poppy Z. Brite
- Narrated by: Joshua Saxon
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
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To serial slayer Andrew Compton, murder is an art, the most intimate art. After feigning his own death to escape from prison, Compton makes his way to the United States with the sole ambition of bringing his “art” to new heights. Tortured by his own perverse desires, and drawn to possess and destroy young boys, Compton inadvertently joins forces with Jay Byrne, a dissolute playboy who has pushed his “art” to limits even Compton hadn’t previously imagined.
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Killers on the Road!
- By Char on 01-02-21
By: Poppy Z. Brite
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Appetite for Innocence
- By: Lucinda Berry
- Narrated by: Taylor Meskimen, Em Eldridge
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
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A serial rapist is kidnapping teenage girls. But he’s not interested in just any teenage girls - only virgins. He hunts them by following their status updates and check-ins on social media. Once captured, they’re locked away in his sound-proof basement until they’re groomed and ready. He throws them away like pieces of trash after he’s stolen their innocence. Nobody escapes alive. Until Ella. She risks it all to escape, setting herself and the other girls free. Only the girl who's been captive the longest gets out with her. And soon Ella discovers her nightmare's far from over.
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So confused!
- By Vivian Garakani on 09-25-20
By: Lucinda Berry
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- woulf
- 01-20-21
Not for me, but not awful
I don't know how to review this in a clear way. I liked it well enough, but the main character was unlikeable. I think that was intended, but I can't say I enjoyed the book and I wouldn't read a second one.
There was too much self pity for me.
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- Chris Barber
- 05-23-20
One of the best books I’ve ever read
It had suspense and was well written I recommend this book to anyone who like a good thriller
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- Nonyobusness
- 09-29-20
very well played
a good book. Worth your time. unlike a lot of books this one is actually interesting
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- Rosa Jimenez
- 01-22-23
Gripping story
I enjoyed the first person account of the character and the book was very difficult to “put down” once I started.
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- Anonymous User
- 02-18-25
Scary kid vs scary monsters!
I have read this book several times and even listened to the original audiobook years ago before Kirby took over. He is an amazing narrator, and Dan is an amazing author! Spectacular combo!
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- Lisa
- 10-09-20
exciting and suspenseful
Brilliant story! Fascinating, exciting, suspenseful, and scary. This story kept me on the edge of my seat. The narrator is fantastic!
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- S. M.
- 01-03-21
Fun and Entertaining
I enjoyed the performance and the story held together pretty well. I recommend the listen.
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- Melissa Mullins
- 03-05-23
Not what you expect!
Loved the twists and turns in this book. I devoured it in one day! Kept me on the edge of my seat the whole time.
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- Amazon Customer
- 05-23-23
Great insight
I think the author did a lot of great research on how a sociopath thinks. This was a great listen and I am interested in the rest of the series.
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- Emily
- 12-27-23
the kid is so worried about being a bad guy, it proves he's not a bad guy.
i only wish they'd dove deeper into crowly's relationship to Kay, but, loved it.
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