I Don't Have a Bucket List but My F*ck-It List Is a Mile Long
The Hilarious Guide to Making Your Life Happier, Richer, and Even More Badass!
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Ruby Rey
About this listen
Ruby Rey is not your mother's life coach. She's one hilarious professional writer who has overcome her sucky genes to become happy, rich, and wise. If you're seeking motivation, you'll love Ruby Rey's fresh take on important topics such as:
- Living the kind of amazing life you'd watch on the big screen
- How to change your everyday habits
- What the hell it means to "choose happiness"
- Not being the prettiest, sexiest girl in the room and how that's an advantage
- Ditching those frenemies - an alternative to hard work and luck
- One weird trick for improving your mood every day
Do you like lists? This audiobook has lists! Plus, it includes Ruby Rey's real-life stories that are sometimes raw, frequently funny, and always honest and insightful.
There's something for everyone, from self-help newbies to the more advanced, who've "been there, done that" through all the basic stuff. What's different about this audiobook is how it's filtered through the keen eyes and witty mind of a professional writer who knows how to craft the entertainment you love.
Get ready to realign your mind, shake up your routine, and get back on track. Or just kick back and enjoy a few laughs. This collection of easy-to-follow life lessons may be a powerhouse, but it doesn't take itself too seriously.
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Something was nagging Marina Shifrin. As a freshly minted adult with student loan payments and a “real” job she hated that paid her enough to get by if she also worked two other jobs, something needed to change. Marina and her friend each made lists of 30 things they’d do before the age of 30. The first thing on Marina’s list was, “Quit My Shitty Job”. So she did, and just like that the List powered her through her twenties. Told with humor and heart, 30 Before 30 will entertain, motivate, and challenge listeners to get out of their comfort zones and live their best lives.
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Inspiring read
- By Chris Gledhill on 12-18-18
By: Marina Shifrin
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Slay Like a Mother
- How to Destroy What's Holding You Back So You Can Live the Life You Want
- By: Katherine Wintsch
- Narrated by: Katherine Wintsch
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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In this emotionally charged how-to guide, you'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll discover eye-opening lessons about: The mask you're wearing. The one you hide behind when you say everything is "just fine" when it's not. Your unrealistic expectations. The goal-setting tactics you're deploying to get ahead could be what's holding you back. The difference between struggling and suffering. Being a mother is a struggle - it always has been - but your suffering is optional.
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Great for dads too!
- By Earl Cox on 06-20-19
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The Wrong End of the Table
- A Mostly Comic Memoir of a Muslim Arab American Woman Just Trying to Fit In
- By: Ayser Salman, Reza Aslan - foreword
- Narrated by: Ayser Salman, Assaf Cohen
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
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Part memoir and part how-not-to guide, The Wrong End of the Table is everything you wanted to know about Arabs but were afraid to ask, with chapters such as “Tattoos and Other National Security Risks,” “You Can’t Blame Everything on Your Period; Sometimes You’re Going to Be a Crazy Bitch: and Other Advice from Mom,” and even an open letter to Trump. This is the story of every American outsider on a path to find themselves in a country of beautiful diversity.
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Not what I was looking for
- By Amazon Customer on 09-01-22
By: Ayser Salman, and others
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E-Cubed
- Nine More Energy Experiments That Prove Manifesting Magic and Miracles Is Your Full-Time Gig
- By: Pam Grout
- Narrated by: Pam Grout
- Length: 5 hrs and 26 mins
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With nine new experiments and more tips on how to keep the gates of the world's largesse and abundance wide open, this audiobook is chock-full of incontrovertible evidence that the universe is just waiting for us to catch up, just waiting for us to begin using the energy that has always been available for our enjoyment and well-being.
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Infinite Field of Potentiality
- By CHARLES on 11-22-15
By: Pam Grout
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Super You
- Release Your Inner Superhero
- By: Emily Gordon
- Narrated by: Emily Gordon
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
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Superheroes don't start from glorious beginnings. Their origins are almost always marked by traumatic events that leave them helpless and scared. Batman witnessed his parents' murder. Superman was sent away from his dying planet with no one to guide him as he grew up. Orphaned Catwoman was forced to steal food to survive on the streets of Gotham. What makes these superheroes super is their determination to not be defined by helplessness. They embrace their origins, their flaws, and their mistakes and strive every day to become the best versions of themselves.
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A wonderful book filled with empathy and humanity.
- By Vincent on 10-06-15
By: Emily Gordon
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She Memes Well
- By: Quinta Brunson
- Narrated by: Quinta Brunson
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
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From comedian Quinta Brunson (creator and star of Abbott Elementary) comes a deeply personal and funny collection of essays about trying to make it when you're struggling, the importance of staying true to your roots, and how she's redefined humor online. In her debut essay collection, Quinta applies her trademark humor and heart to discuss what it was like to go from a girl who loved the World Wide Web to a girl whose face launched a thousand memes. This special Audible edition includes never-before-heard details about the making of Abbott Elementary.
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That moment you know you’re a TEACHER…
- By chrissybrown on 09-19-22
By: Quinta Brunson
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The Very Worst Missionary
- A Memoir or Whatever
- By: Jamie Wright
- Narrated by: Madeleine Lambert
- Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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After finding Jesus at a suburban megachurch, young Jamie Wright trades in the easy life on the cul-de-sac for the green fields of Costa Rica. There, along with her husband, kids, and the family cat, she intends to serve God and make converts. But she soon loses faith and falls into a funk of cynicism and despair. Fortunately, Knives the cat is there, looking on with just enough disinterest to make her laugh...and dare her to try another way. That other way turns out to be telling the truth. She launches a renegade blog, Jamie the Very Worst Missionary, which wins a large following.
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Didn’t like the book
- By Jonathan on 04-17-20
By: Jamie Wright
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The Book of Help
- A Memoir in Remedies
- By: Megan Griswold
- Narrated by: Megan Griswold
- Length: 11 hrs and 14 mins
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A hilarious and heartbreaking memoir-in-remedies by a self-described "professional soul-searcher" that details a journey of self-discovery through more than 160 tonics, seminars, regimens, and transformative therapies. With a voice that is at once intimate and hilarious, Megan captures the openness and honesty necessary for people to take a new path in life. Listeners will open the audiobook with curiosity about all the different healing therapies that Megan tries, but leave with a new understanding of themselves.
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Mr. Toad's Wild Ride has some serious competition!
- By Elisa R. Goodman on 02-15-19
By: Megan Griswold
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Dear Girls Above Me
- Inspired by a True Story
- By: Charles McDowell
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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When Charlie McDowell began sharing his open letters to his noisy upstairs neighbors - two impossibly ditzy female roommates in their mid-twenties - on Twitter, his feed quickly went viral. His followers multiplied and he got the attention of everyone from celebrities to production studios to major media outlets such as Time and Glamour.
Now Dear Girls breaks out of the 140-character limit as Charlie imagines what would happen if he put the wisdom of the girls to the test.
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An Enjoyable Listen
- By Elle W on 11-05-13
By: Charles McDowell
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I Don’t Care about Your Band
- What I Learned from Indie Rockers, Trust Funders, Pornographers, Felons, Faux-Sensitive Hipsters, and Other Guys I’ve Dated
- By: Julie Klausner
- Narrated by: Julie Klausner
- Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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In the tradition of Cynthia Heimel and Chelsea Handler, and with the boisterous iconoclasm of Amy Sedaris, Julie Klausner's candid and funny debut I Don't Care about Your Band sheds light on the humiliations we endure to find love - and the lessons that can be culled from the wreckage. I Don't Care about Your Band posits that lately the worst guys to date are the ones who seem sensitive. It's the jerks in nice guy clothing, not the players in Ed Hardy, who break the hearts of modern girls.
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Shopping for Men at the Wrong Mall
- By Pamela Harvey on 01-02-13
By: Julie Klausner
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Finding Your Own North Star
- Claiming the Life You Were Meant to Live
- By: Martha Beck
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 14 hrs and 46 mins
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As the creator of Life Designs, Inc., Martha Beck has helped hundreds of clients find their own North Stars and figure out how to fulfill their potential and create joyful lives through her lectures, seminars, and one-on-one counseling. In this book she shares her step-by-step program that will guide you to fulfill your own potential.
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Narration not for me
- By MARYANN ORDONEZ on 10-02-17
By: Martha Beck
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Girl, Wash Your Face
- Stop Believing the Lies About Who You Are So You Can Become Who You Were Meant to Be
- By: Rachel Hollis
- Narrated by: Rachel Hollis
- Length: 7 hrs and 4 mins
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As the founder of the lifestyle website TheChicSite.com and CEO of her own media company, Rachel Hollis developed an immense online community by sharing tips for better living while fearlessly revealing the messiness of her own life. Now, in this challenging and inspiring new book, Rachel exposes the 20 lies and misconceptions that too often hold us back from living joyfully and productively.
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More for women who are mothers
- By MeredithNCSU girl on 04-07-18
By: Rachel Hollis
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My Foot Is Too Big for the Glass Slipper
- A Guide to the Less Than Perfect Life
- By: Gabrielle Reece, Karen Karbo
- Narrated by: Gabrielle Reece, Karen Karbo
- Length: 4 hrs and 10 mins
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Much has happened to Gabrielle Reece since her 1997 best seller Big Girl in the Middle. She’s still gorgeous, still 6’3”, and a dominant force on and off the beach, but in the last 15 years, she’s settled down with world-class surfer Laird Hamilton and raised three stunning blonde girls. Her life might seem like a fairy tale from afar, but four years after her picture-perfect Hawaiian marriage to Laird, Gabrielle filed for divorce. In the end, the couple worked it out, but My Foot Is Too Big for the Glass Slipper tells the unvarnished and often hilarious tale of the turbulent ups and downs that beset every wife and mother - even the women like Gabrielle who seem to have it all.
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Much more relevant than I imagined
- By Bookish420 on 04-24-13
By: Gabrielle Reece, and others
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- r1se
- 03-21-19
A funny and genuine book of insightful thoughts
With such a title I knew it was going to be a different type of motivational/development book, and it did not disappoint. Equal parts funny, entertaining and insightful make for a quick and enjoyable listen. The great viewpoint is from Ruby Rey is delivered to an outstanding level by Kelli Lindsay, and she really puts on a great performance throughout. It feels like a crazy and funny friend giving you all sorts of advice and she really has great timing with all her delivery here. Some of the times it could be over the top for some, but I enjoyed my time listening and look forward to more from Ruby and Kelli.
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review.
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- Deedra
- 04-07-19
Bucket list
This was a fun self help kind of book.It was exactly what everyone needs to hear.Kelli Lindsay was a terrific narrator. was given this book by the narrator,author or publisher free for an honest review.
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- Miguel Feliciano
- 09-03-19
A Simple Lesson That's Hard to Implement For Some
Ruby Rey is the kind of person I'd hang out with and drink a beer and tell some stories. Her narration of this book was perfect and brought to life many of the stories as life lessons.
This book is similar to many other books out there about mindset and moving on from all the crap we tend to encounter. This book, however; is told from Ruby's perspective, which is refreshing. We all have something we have to deal with, whether it's a physical, mental, or social malady; we have to learn to either ignore it and live life or use it to our advantage and make our lives even greater.
I got this book at a time when I lost a family member and it reminded me of some of the more important things in life.
I would recommend this book to anyone dealing with some crap that should just be ignored as they are meaningless in the end. It's a fun and funny read.
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I received a free copy of this book in exchange for an unbiased review.
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- BoysMom
- 09-17-19
Witty and fun!
This audiobook is witty and fun! I was surprised by how much I chuckled and by all the good insight I gained from it. The narrator was really great also. I highly recommend this book! Can't wait to listen to it again with my bestie on an upcoming road trip.
This audiobook was given to me for free at my request and I provided this voluntary review.
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- Kelly Normand
- 09-05-19
Awesome book, great narration
I was provided a free copy of this book at my request and am leaving a voluntary, unbiased review.
I really enjoyed this book! Very funny, insightful, witty - I wish it were longer. If swearing bothers you, you might be put off, but I think it fit the book perfectly. I listened to this book while I was going for walks and probably looked pretty funny to anyone looking at me as I walked along, alone, laughing out loud. I really hope she rights more books!
The narrator was wonderful, very pleasant voice and the perfect inflection and nuance for every word.
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- Love my audiobook
- 02-20-19
Bucket list
Caution! This is so funny, you may pee yourself! If you’re having a bad day, you need to get this book/Audible! There is no way to be in a bad mood. So funny! I received this audible in exchange for my honest review. So funny!!!
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- Catrina P
- 02-25-19
Definitely not a bucket list...
I actually laughed out loud! Ruby Rey shares her insights on how to enjoy the life you’re given. Her humorous take on things is truly entertaining.
Kudos to Kelli Lindsay. Fantastic narration with impeccable timing.
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review.
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- Ashley Hedden
- 05-18-20
Great Read
I Don’t Have a Bucket List but My F*ck-It List is a Mile Long: The Hilarious Guide to Making Your Life Happier, Richer and Even More Badass! Was a great read by Ruby Rey. This book helps give motivation for you to change habits, choose happiness and ditch people in your life that aren’t there for you. This book gives you lists while also sprinkling in some of the authors own personal experiences. I enjoyed this book and can’t wait to read more by the author.
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- K
- 05-27-19
Entertaining read!
This was a very funny, self-help type of book. The author shares the humor of my sister, so it was extra great advice for me!
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- Kath M
- 05-22-20
Very Witty
Narrator read this well.
Quite humorous and did have some words of wisdom all delivered in a light hearted way.
The length was not long, it was enough so that you could listen to it over a few days, (I listen to most of my audible to and from driving to work) and then on to the next audible story.
Uplifting ideas, worth the listen, you do feel inspired and uplifted throughout, plus some ideas to put into action, all to make your life a lot happier
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