
I Don't Have a Bucket List but My F*ck-It List Is a Mile Long
The Hilarious Guide to Making Your Life Happier, Richer, and Even More Badass!
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Kelli Lindsay
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Ruby Rey
About this listen
Ruby Rey is not your mother's life coach. She's one hilarious professional writer who has overcome her sucky genes to become happy, rich, and wise. If you're seeking motivation, you'll love Ruby Rey's fresh take on important topics such as:
- Living the kind of amazing life you'd watch on the big screen
- How to change your everyday habits
- What the hell it means to "choose happiness"
- Not being the prettiest, sexiest girl in the room and how that's an advantage
- Ditching those frenemies - an alternative to hard work and luck
- One weird trick for improving your mood every day
Do you like lists? This audiobook has lists! Plus, it includes Ruby Rey's real-life stories that are sometimes raw, frequently funny, and always honest and insightful.
There's something for everyone, from self-help newbies to the more advanced, who've "been there, done that" through all the basic stuff. What's different about this audiobook is how it's filtered through the keen eyes and witty mind of a professional writer who knows how to craft the entertainment you love.
Get ready to realign your mind, shake up your routine, and get back on track. Or just kick back and enjoy a few laughs. This collection of easy-to-follow life lessons may be a powerhouse, but it doesn't take itself too seriously.
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I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review.
A funny and genuine book of insightful thoughts
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Bucket list
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This book is similar to many other books out there about mindset and moving on from all the crap we tend to encounter. This book, however; is told from Ruby's perspective, which is refreshing. We all have something we have to deal with, whether it's a physical, mental, or social malady; we have to learn to either ignore it and live life or use it to our advantage and make our lives even greater.
I got this book at a time when I lost a family member and it reminded me of some of the more important things in life.
I would recommend this book to anyone dealing with some crap that should just be ignored as they are meaningless in the end. It's a fun and funny read.
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I received a free copy of this book in exchange for an unbiased review.
A Simple Lesson That's Hard to Implement For Some
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Witty and fun!
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I really enjoyed this book! Very funny, insightful, witty - I wish it were longer. If swearing bothers you, you might be put off, but I think it fit the book perfectly. I listened to this book while I was going for walks and probably looked pretty funny to anyone looking at me as I walked along, alone, laughing out loud. I really hope she rights more books!
The narrator was wonderful, very pleasant voice and the perfect inflection and nuance for every word.
Awesome book, great narration
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Bucket list
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Kudos to Kelli Lindsay. Fantastic narration with impeccable timing.
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Definitely not a bucket list...
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Great Read
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Entertaining read!
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Quite humorous and did have some words of wisdom all delivered in a light hearted way.
The length was not long, it was enough so that you could listen to it over a few days, (I listen to most of my audible to and from driving to work) and then on to the next audible story.
Uplifting ideas, worth the listen, you do feel inspired and uplifted throughout, plus some ideas to put into action, all to make your life a lot happier
Very Witty
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